Running Time: 102 min.
Production Date: 1 / 17 / 2011, 4 / 1, 2 / 2011, 5 / 2, 3 / 2011
Director: None credited
Cast: Brandi, Dee, Katt, Rochelle, Sparkle, Jay, Mike, Mike Hash, Todd, and Tony
Audio /Video Quality: He technical aspects are pretty good, which is the first sign this isn't a real homemade movie. The audio is well balanced and there are very few background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very good. The action is very well lit with pretty smooth camera work and a clear picture.
The Movie: Homemade Couples 18 collects five scenes from the Homemade Media website. Each scene starts with a quick chat with the couples before getting righ to the action.
|Scene 1 – Brandi and Mike|
Cute redhead Brandi gets down to it pretty quick with Mike, who she's been with for three years. They kiss softly as his hands wander around her thigh before she helps him out of his shorts to suck his cock. Brandi strips down before riding Mike cowgirl style and then turns around to let her bald beaver swallow his cock in reverse cowgirl. Mike keeps his cock buried in Brandi as he moves her around to take her doggie style before laying her back for a little missionary work. Finally he pulls out to drop a nice load on Brandi's chest and stomach.
|Scene 2 – Dee and Jay|
Asian looking Dee and her dark skinned man Jay start out talking about wanting to have sex on camera and being together about a month and how wild they are sexually before they're left alone to start getting busy. They start stripping each other down with Dee showing her stomach being rounder than her tits as Jay lays her back to eat her pussy. She sucks his cock in return before they lay back and fuck scissor style as well as spooning. Dee rolls on top for a reverse cowgirl ride with Jay playing with her chocolate starfish before turning around to bounce on him cowgirl style. She hops off to give him some eager head before getting on all fours to let him take her from behind. Jay eats Dee and fucks her missionary style before finally pulling out to pop on her tits.
|Scene 3 – Katt and Mike Hash|
Dirty blonde Katt and Mike talk about being together about three months and their being here being more of her idea before Katt starts to strip down with Mike admiring her decent but heavily tattooed body. She urges him on as he licks and fingers her pussy before seeing how much of his cock she can swallow with Mike wearing a rubber the entire time. Katt turns around to let Mike fuck her doggie style before they roll around so she can ride him reverse cowgirl style. They go back to fucking in doggie before Mike lays Katt back for a bit of missionary work. Finally Mike rips off his rubber, waits for an editing cut, and then pops a small load onto Katt's tits.
|Scene 4 – Rochelle and Tony|
Cute brunette Rochelle and her man Tony have been together about a year, and talk about the wildest place they've each had sex before they're left alone to start kissing and stripping down. Tony happily sucks Rochelle's tits before she helps him strip down and goes to work mouthing his manhood. She moves up to let him tease her pussy with his cock before riding Tony cowgirl style with plenty of dirty talk mixed in. Rochelle gets on all fours for Tony to take her from behind before letting Tony lay back so she can suck her juices off his cock. She lays back to let Tony give her the hard meat delivery missionary style before he unloads on Rochelle's stomach and has her jerk the last bit out.
|Scene 5 – Sparkle and Todd|
Bottle blonde Sparkle and her man Todd have been together eight years in a very open relationships with lots of threesomes but no anal. Sparkle has them quickly get down to business and starts out sucking and stroking Todd before sitting back on a couch so he can lick and finger her in return. She gives Todd a little more mouth hug action before laying back to take it missionary style while rubbing her pussy vigorously and looking a bit bored. Todd eats Sparkle a little more before she gets on top for a cowgirl ride and then gets on all fours for him to mount her from behind. They also get in a bit of missionary work before Todd gives Sparkle a nice facial finish.
Homemade Couples 18 is a disappointing release, as well as a very misleading one. I've checked out quite a bit of homemade porn over the years, and this is nothing like it. Most homemade porn is short from tripods with no camera man and the technical aspects often leave quite a bit to be desired because of it. That isn't the case here as there not only always seems to be a cameraman here, but he seems to know what he's doing. What Homemade Couples 18 is, however, is amateur porn and as such it isn't bad. It's obvious that very few of the people involved have much (if any) experience in front of the camera, and there's pretty good chemistry in each of the scenes. That said, I can't say that any of the couples really impressed me. Rochelle and Tony are easily the most impressive couple here, with Rochelle easily being the best looking girl in the cast. As for the rest of the cast, they're average at best with the girls often being heavily tattooed. Sparkle and Dee also look more than a little out of shape and I really wish that Dee would have been as wise as Sparkle and left some clothes on. If you're looking for homemade porn, Homemade Couples 18 can be easily skipped (check out Shot at Home if you want real homemade porn), but if you're looking for fresh faces and amateur porn you might find something you like here.
The Extras: Trailers are included for three other Home Made movies. The photo gallery lasts about five minutes. There's also internet info and cumshot recaps.
Condom Usage: For Mike and Katt
Final Thoughts: If you're a fan of amateur porn it's not bad. If you want homemade porn, however, this ain't it.
Note to Home Made Media: There's a difference between “homemade” porn and “amateur” porn. I hope you learn the difference as well as putting a bit more effort into your overall DVDs in the future.
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