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He's Dating a Dildo

Studio: U.S. Male
Category:  Gay
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Joe Shaver's ratings for He's Dating a Dildo:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
He's Dating a Dildo overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks He's Dating a Dildo Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks He's Dating a Dildo Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex He's Dating a Dildo Sex rating 1 star
 
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Extras He's Dating a Dildo DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality He's Dating a Dildo A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by Joe Shaver  on  12/24/2006
Previews before the film give everything away which makes this uninteresting film even less interesting.

The only performer and performance of interest comes in the first scene. Billy Cochran (on the cover) does his best to entertain. He starts out by showing us a monstrous black dildo the size of a fence post. Then he strips down to a black jockstrap and plays with his ass, pulling aside the cheeks to show us his itchy hole.
Finally his cock is freed from the leather pop-off pouch of his jock. It’s a nice cock and it’s pierced. He puts it in a penis pump although as stated earlier Billy had quite an admirable appendage before the pump went to work on it.
With the pump still on his penis, he lubes up quite a large white dildo and shoves it where the sun don’t shine. He removes the penis pump from his swollen dick and fucks himself with the faux cock. Then for some reason he puts the penis pump back on. Then after more fucking of himself with the white dildo, he lubes up the black monster. He sits down on the gargantuan impaler and rides. To show that it’s well-inserted he raises up to show it lodged firmly in his ass.
He then returns to the white dildo—which goes in effortlessly now—and fucks himself until he cums. However, everything is an antic-climax after the black giant.

Four more performers follow but none comes anywhere near matching Billy. The second may or may not be Adrian (none are specifically identified). He’s a cute but average young guy with a military haircut (i.e. nearly bald). Like Billy he leaves his jock on the play with his ass before shoving a fairly good-sized black dildo up his anal canal.

He is followed by a young Latino who has a small thin dildo with a handle. Again, and indeed with all—which becomes tediously predictable—he plays with his ass before inserting his tiny toy.

Next is a fairly nice looking blond. He might be more interesting if he didn’t follow the same predictable routine. In fucks himself with a blue double-headed dildo. This guy has a very thick dick, which makes the dildo look minuscule in comparison.

The last guys is the least attractive of all, but fortunately his scene is the shortest. (At least I think so as I fast-forward here. )

I can’t imagine anyone getting off watching this or being inspired to open a drawer in search of their dildo. Billy is amazing to watch (as one does a circus fire-eater) but watching the others is almost as exciting as Regis Philbin.



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