Running Time: 164 min.
Production Date: 10 / 17 20 / 2010
Director: Lee Roy Myers and Ronald Raygun
Cast: Diamond Foxx, Jenna Brooks, Kristina Rose, Lisa Ann, Phoenix Marie, Tori Black, Alec Knight, Anthony Rosano, Evan Stone, James Deen, Mr. Pete, Rocco Reed, and Tommy Gunn in sexual roles with Evan Stone and Lee Roy Myers in non-sex roles
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks great. It's nicely lit with a clear picture and a steady hand on the camera.
The Movie: Politicians fucking over everyone around them is nothing new, and goes far beyond just the start of our great country. Here, however, Ronald Raygun and Lee Roy Myers concentrate on the oval office with six stories of presidential sex narrated by George Washington himself (or at least, Evan Stone playing George Washington).
|Scene 1 Tori Black and Mr. Pete|
Mr. Pete (George Washington) gets busy with Tori (Cherry) under the tree to start things out. He plays with her pussy while kissing her and then moves down to eat it while playing with her ass. He mixes in a little ass licking with the ass play, and Tori rewards him with some great knob gobbling while giving him plenty of eye contact. Pete spoons her before letting Tori get on top for a cowgirl ride, and mixes in a little more ass play for her as she rides him. Tori moves up to ride Mr. Pete's tongue, and then gets on all fours to have him fuck her ass from behind. She puts out plenty of trash talk as he rectally reams her, and keeps it up as Pete spoons her shitpussy. Finally Tori takes a great open mouth facial complete with a wonderfully naughty glint in her eye.
|Scene 2 Phoenix Marie and Tommy Gunn|
Phoenix (Lucy) isn't sure the wheelchair Tommy (FDR) is in, but when he tells her the travel plans she gets turned on and moves in to start sucking his cock. Phoenix picks him up and throws him into a nearby chair to continue eating his meat. She rides him reverse cowgirl style and turns around for the traditional cowgirl before throwing him to the floor and having him spoon each of her holes. Tommy manages to get to his knees to fuck Phoenix in each of her holes doggie style, and finally lets him have a nice pop over her big titties that she happily licks up.
|Scene 3 Diamond Foxx and Rocco Reed|
Rocco (JFK) has Diamond (Marilyn) free herself from the shackles of her bra as she straddles him wearing a little leopard print and black lingerie. He sucks her tits before she slides down to suck and stroke his cock while giving him some nice eye contact. She also works in a little titty fucking before laying back so Rocco can eat her shaved slit in return. Diamond rolls over to take it doggie style as well as riding Rocco cowgirl style. She lays on her side for Rocco to tap her tushy, and finally drops down to take a nice creamy load over her tongue and face.
|Scene 4 Jenna Brooks and Alec Knight|
Alec (LBJ) calls Jenna into the office to let her know that he realizes some of the white staff has had privileges that she has not and is about to make things right. Soon after he introduces her to Jumbo, the Penis in Chief, who Jenna eagerly wraps her mouth around and starts working over. Alec helps her out of her dress and lets her bend over his desk as he works her over with his tongue and fingers. Alec fucks Jenna from behind and missionary style on the desk with a little pussy and ass licking mixed in. He plays with Jenna's butt before letting her ride him in each of the cowgirls and spooning her. They go back to fucking doggie style, and Jenna takes a very impressive pop from Alec over her ass and back before tasting it with her fingers and rubbing it in with a smile.
|Scene 5 Kristina Rose and Anthony Rosano|
Anthony (Nixon) is surprised on his tour of China when Asian masseuse Kristina is sent as a gift to help him relax. He resits at first, but soon after has Kristina in his lap kissing him. She lays back to let him eat her box before working his cock and balls over with her hands and mouth in return. Anthony eats her pussy a little more before fucking it missionary and doggie style. Kristina gets on top and wraps her ass around his cock in each of the cowgirls as well as laying on her side for him to fuck her ass. Anthony finally pulls out to launch a nice load over Kristina's pussy and nice round ass.
|Scene 6 Lisa Ann and James Deen|
James (Clinton) quickly cuts his call short as Lisa Ann (Monica Lewinski) arrives in a nice blue dress. She strips it off and crawls across the table to start sucking his cock as he continues his call, and soon after James hangs up she drops to her knees to continue working him over orally. James eventually unloads over Lisa Ann's pretty face, with much of the pop going high into her hair along with a little ending up on the blue dress she was wearing behind her.
Here Cums the President is a very enjoyable parody release. Unlike so many other parodies which seem like they just want to see how close they can copy something else and cram a few sex scenes in, Ronald Raygun and Lee Roy Myers have a lot of fun taking a few historical incidents and building porn scenes around them. I'll admit to being a little leery of this idea, but due to a great cast that appears to be having a lot of fun with their roles, very nice art direction that pays a lot of attention to the costumes, and of course some very solid sex, it works very well. Add in plenty of anal, a little interracial action, and a blowjob scene to wrap things up, and you also get a very nice variety of sex. I think Tori and Mr. Pete's scene might have been my favorite, but with how freaking hot Phoenix looked in the next scene it was kind of hard to keep thinking straight. Diamond's scene with Rocco was nicely solid, and Jenna did a great job taking on Alec. Kristina gave up the ass very well as she get busy with Anthony, and was hilarious during the setup. I'm not a bit fan of blowjob scenes, but Lisa Ann's was well done and worked as well as it did largely due to having a lot of POV action. Here Cums the President is a very well done parody that's definitely worth checking out.
The Extras: Trailers are included for three other Goodnight Media releases. The photo gallery lasts five minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and cumshot recaps.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts sixteen minutes. After a little time chatting with Rocco and Diamond, you get a little footage shooting the scene. Diamond returns for a little more footage later as it moves on with Kristina sharing a little story about her racial background and adding a few other comments as the featurette progresses. There's a little more fun around the set as the cast chats about which president they'd most like to bang, as well as making the movie. This is a nice little behind the scenes featurette. There's some decent eye candy as well as plenty of fun. This is a nice addition to the overall release.
Condom Usage: Every scene except Mr. Pete with Tori Black and James Deen with Lisa Ann
Final Thoughts: It's hot and a lot of fun. This one's worth the purchase.
Note to Good Night Media: It's too bad your studio became a thing of the past if you were going to be putting out releases like this.
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