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Heavy Equipment

Studio: P.M. Productions
Category:  Gay
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joeblow69's ratings for Heavy Equipment:
Overall Rating 2.5 stars
Heavy Equipment overall rating 2.5 stars
Female Looks Heavy Equipment Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks Heavy Equipment Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Heavy Equipment Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Heavy Equipment Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Heavy Equipment DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Heavy Equipment A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  10/30/2000
Ah, the 70ís. The pre-Golden age of porn. Back when mustaches were mandatory and the films were grainier than my ass crack after a trip to the beach. Caballero digs WAY back into the vaults and re-releases Heavy Equipment on DVD. Was it worth the effort? Uh, hmm, errÖ it depends.

First things first, the picture quality is awful. I mean really, really bad. The video is very grainy, and the lighting is extremely dark in a few places. It isnít mentioned anywhere on the DVD, but I could swear that this was filmed in 3D. There are many places where you can see the standard red-blue double image required for 3D. This seems to happen most frequently when projectiles are coming straight at the screen. Penises, hands, dumbells, things like that. I donít have 3D glasses, though, so I canít confirm anything. If this wasnít done intentionally, then the picture quality is even worse that I thought.

Our story (thatís right, there is a story here!) starts out with our hero, the geeky Chester, working at an adult bookstore. His boss is a jerk, customers are obnoxious, but Chester does the best he can, trying to make ends meet. Some bum wants to sell some old books to the store, but the store owner rudely chases him away. Chester feels sorry for the guy and gives him a couple bucks. The bum is overjoyed for the generous handout, and gives Chester a special book about magic.

At home, Chester is mesmerized by the book, especially a chapter about making your fondest wishes come true. Apparently, all you have to do is burn an image of what you want, and eat the ashes. Chester obliges, and POOF, he turns into a hunk (Jack Wrangler). He quickly explores his new found body, and discovers not only does he have a killer body (by 70ís standards), but a huge cock (by anyoneís standards)! Not content to be by himself, he performs another little sťance, and all of a sudden is accompanied by a magic floating penis (!??!). He then jerks off to climax while the disembodied penis hovers over his chest. Ok, that was a bit weird. What the hell were these guys smoking back then?

Chester decides he need to show off his new body, so he heads down to the beach, where he runs into the Christy twins. He follows then into the john for some quick glory hole action. The Christy twins honestly are not much to look at. This scene is pretty much all oral. There is a little bit of anal action at the end, but it looked kind of faked to me.

Next up, Chester heads off to the local gym, to meet up with the hunky owner. Chester is clad in a sweaty jockstrap only, and the owner quickly pushes it aside so he can suck on Chesterís big meat. After some 69 action, Chester (Jack Wrangler) lies on his stomach so the owner can jump on top and give him the hot beef injection. Strange, I would have pegged Jack as the top in this scene, but I am always pleased to see the bigger guy get fucked. This is probably the hottest of the 4 scenes.

Still not satisfied, Chester stops by a construction site where Al Parker and Chris Adams are sitting around naked. All three men are very well hung, and Al is particularly veiny. Chester services Alís tool., while Chris slurps Chesterís. After a little fucking, the scene ends with a small circle jerk.

The movieís not quite over yet, though. There is a story here, after all, the they even remember to tie up a few loose ends. The big question is, Is it worth the money? Doing a quick price search, youíll see that Heavy Equipment is selling for a mere 12 bucks. If you bought this purely for sexual content, you would probably be disappointed. I strongly recommend against fast forwarding straight to the sex scenes. You will miss all the charm of the film. The sex isnít all that hot, anyway. There arenít any oral cumshots that you see so much in 80ís films. The penetration shots are few and far between. If you buy this DVD, it would be for more than just the sex. It would be to get a glimpse at a lost era. Back when story mattered, and movies had actual characters with personalities. It is very interesting to see how far we have come in gay porn, as well as what we have lost.

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