Note: This review is of the 2 disc
uncensored version of Heat. The censored version
probably has most of the pissing in the last
Out under the blazing desert sun, Victor Racekís jeep has run out of gas. (If you arenít in love with Victor, you arenít gayÖ itís as simple as that!) Victor heads off to look for some gas, when he spies real life lovers Yuri Breshnev and Alec Martinez getting all hot and heavy down in a gorge. My big, beefy Russian Yuri is looking as great as ever, especially with those designer sunglasses of his! The two lovers exchange blowjobs, then Yuri gives Alecís ass a good spit shine to loosen it up for the pummeling itís about to receive. Donít miss the few short glimples of Alecís dilated hole! Yuri fucks some big jets of cum out Alec, then blows a juicy load all over Alecís dick.
Victor hurries down into the gorge to join the two lovers, and this is where things really start to heat up. Yuri gets down on his knees to service both Alec and VictorÖ thereís nothing quite like seeing a hunky guy like Yuri kneeling with two big uncut cocks flapping in front of his face! Yuri offers Victor his boyfriendís ass, and Victor pounds another great cumshot out of Alec. Then itís Victorís turn to get fucked, with both lovers getting a chance to pound that furry little ass. If I had to gripe about something, it would be that Alec looks a little out of shape. Other than that, this scene is amazing!
Victor may have had a lot of fun, but he still needs some gas for his jeep. As luck would have it, he finds a little oasis in the desert, populated with none other than Chris Steele! Iíve lusted after Chris for quite a while now, but the scenes Iíve seen him in on DVD havenít been his best. Looks like Iíve finally hit the jackpot, thoughÖ Chris is downright electric in this scene! Of course, when youíre working with a studpuppy like Victor, you have no excuse not to be at your best. My mouth was literally watering as I watched Chris drool all over Victorís big uncut cock. After some nice oral pleasantries, Chris jerks a big gooey load out of Victorís prick, that splatters all over Chrisís hairy chest! Not to be outdone, Victor returns the favor. Man oh man, I love it when men jerk each other off to climax!
But wait! You havenít seen nothiní yet! Chris props Victor up against a tree, then shoves his big dick up that tight Czechoslovakian hole. Chris gives Victor a good fuck, then the two head back to the grass clearing for some more oral fun. Itís well know how much Chris loves to rim, and he must have been in hog heaven during this scene, as Victor has the most edible, furry little ass out there. Chris really pulls those cheeks apart, and shoves his tongue as far in there as it will go! Victorís obviously ready for some more action, so Chris mounts him doggy style and gives him ass the royal treatment. Thee big cumshots end the scene. Completely worn out, Chris collapses on top of Victor, and the two share a tender moment cuddling.
AhÖ it doesnít get much better than site of three gorgeous men making out next to a flickering fire on a dark desert night. The lighting in this scene is amazingÖ all the guys' golden brown tans seem to glow in the faint light from the fire. Michael Vincenzo and Brice Patton start out alone, but are quickly joined by dreamboat Blake Harper. After both guys get a shot at swallowing Blakeís bulbous cock, Blake lays down on the ground so Brice can ride him cowboy style. These guys seem to really connect, and poor Michael is left to his own devices. After some spirited fucking each guy blows a nice juicy load (Michael cums twice here!)
All worn out, the guys cuddle up close and fall asleep. Everyone wakes up with morning wood, so the action picks up right away. Man, if thereís one thing I will never tire of seeing, itís Blake Harper with a nice big dick up his ass! You can tell by the look in his eyes, that at that moment, heís the happiest guy in the whole world. Blake gets another turn on top, this time, shoving that big cock of his up Michaelís hole. Itís an incredibly hot scene, and itís nice to see a 3way where everyone bottoms for once!
So now Iím thinkingÖ Man, that was 2 hours of some of the most romantic porn everÖ wouldnít it be nice to see something really kinky now? Heat sure doesnít dissapoint in that regard. This fourth scene starts out innocently enough, with hunky Jason Branch barking orders to his 3 sex slaves: Lance Gear, Jon Galt and Nick Nicaste. Say what you will about Lance Gear; he may not be the best looking in the bunch, but he sure has a sweet little hole! John gives that yummy little ass a good licking and finger poking, while Nick services Jasonís thick rod.
The guys then find a more private place to play, and this is where things get really weird. Lance gets down on his knees, and Jason pisses all over him! Lance even gets a few mouthfuls of piss (he doesnít swallow, though). Next up, Jason starts fucking Nick doggy styleÖ Jasonís got quite the long dick, which looks great sliding into Nickís tight ass. Thereís a few more yummy dilated ass shots hereÖ ( I canít imagine an ass not getting dilated when itís being ravaged by Jason!) Lance gets his chance to feel the fire of Jasonís cock up his ass before we get back to the kinky stuff: piss!
John lays down on his back, and Lance and Nick have a big pissing party all over Johnís chest! Jasonís got other ideas, though. He pries open Johnís ass, and fills it up with a nice hot load of piss! Thatís right, weíre talking piss enema! After John expels this piss all over Lance, the three guys form a circle jerk around John, and each blow healthy loads. Whew! Talk about N-a-s-t-y! (But I loved every minute of it!!)
Titan really packed a ton of extras into the second DVD. Thereís the fisting that was cut from scene 4, some random shots of people pissing, the guys from scene three taking a short shower together, and a 20 minute behind-the- scenes featurette. Add to that previews for Fluid, Eruption, Desert Train, and Swell (I didnít think Swell was on DVD yetÖ hmmm).
For the most part, Heat is crystal clear. However, something seems to have gone drastically wrong in the first half of the third scene. The graininess is unbelievable. Iím not sure if it had to do with the darkness, or bad tape, or what. It is rather disappointing, but the scenes still manages to sizzle.
In case you couldnít tell, I loved this movie. The men are gorgeous, the scenery is beautiful, and the sex is scorching. Iím truly amazed at the quality of this film. Titan is clearly at the top of their game right nowÖ this is easily the most erotic film Iíve ever seen!
Running Time: 162 minutes + extras
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