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He Made Me Squirt

Studio: New Sensations
Category:  Compilation , Squirting
Starring: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , ,
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SpookCentral's ratings for He Made Me Squirt:
Overall Rating 1 star
He Made Me Squirt overall rating 1 star
Female Looks He Made Me Squirt Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks He Made Me Squirt Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex He Made Me Squirt Sex rating 3 stars
 
Plot/Acting He Made Me Squirt Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras He Made Me Squirt DVD Extras rating 1.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality He Made Me Squirt A/V Quality rating 1/2 star
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Reviewed by SpookCentral  on  10/4/2012
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He Made Me Squirt is a 5-hour New Sensations compilation DVD centering on the theme of squirting. The disc opens up with one of the most repulsive things I have ever seen! After 20 seconds of unskippable legal text, I am FORCED to watch an unskippable 1 MINUTE AND 40 SECOND-LONG video of people who make more money in a day than I do in a month whining and complaining to me about how they're losing money from the people who pirate their movies. Mind you, as someone who paid for the DVD this video is being shown on, I'm not one of the people they're complaining about, yet I'm the one forced to view their propaganda. The people watching the pirated movies don't have to sit through this crap, yet I do! Does that make any damn sense? Shouldn't this propaganda be distributed via the torrents and "tube sites" where the alleged piracy is taking place? Adding in the 20 seconds of legal screens that preceded it, I'm forced to sit through TWO WHOLE MINUTES of crap that I can't bypass in any way, shape, or form... AND IT'S ON BOTH DISCS!!! The only thing Digital Sin/New Sensations is accomplishing with this anti-piracy propaganda is to get more people to pirate their products because they're not giving any reason for people to legitimately buy them. I'm actually going to stay clear of Digital Sin/New Sensations products because of this unskippable anti-piracy propaganda. When the porn studios start copying the sleezy tactics of the Hollywood studios, you know things are bad. They all could learn a lesson from Universal Studios UK, who positively rewards their customers for buying their products with a very short video on disc boot-up THANKING them for supporting their local film and television industry.

On top of that crap, there's a New Sensations logo embedded into the video in the lower right corner of the screen. Again, did I legitimately pay for this disc, or am I pirating it? Apparently, according to Digital Sin/New Sensations, there's no difference between the two. Anyone who buys their products is treated like a pirate and is forced to have a watermark encoded into the video they paid for. Yes, I know that other studios are doing it too (I read that Vivid is another culprit), but that doesn't make it right. To use the old adage, if Vivid jumps off a bridge, is Digital Sin/New Sensations going to jump off too?

As for the main program itself, It's a HUGE POSITIVE that you're getting over five hours of footage! Unfortunately, that comes with what I consider to be a negative: too few scenes. In five hours, there should be more than just 11 scenes. I'd expect about 20-25 scenes, running about 10-15 minutes each. Every scene on this compilation runs about 30 minutes long (two come in at about 20 minutes long). I feel that's way too long. Some might disagree with me, of course. I'm not saying that every scene needs to be a 5-minute quickie, but you could fit two nicely-paced scenes in the amount of time you get only one scene here.

SPECIFICATIONS
Date Of Compilation: 2011
Runtime (h:m:s): 5:18:39 [Disc 1 is 2:54:08, Disc 2 is 2:24:31]
Number Of Scenes: 11
Aspect Ratio: 16:9 Widescreen


SCENE INDEX
Scenes 1-6 are on Disc 1, Scenes 7-11 are on Disc 2.

SCENE #1
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Movie: Stretched Out Snatch 9 (2008)
Stars: Valerie Luxe, Shane Diesel, D-Snoop [non-sex]
Length: 30:27
SCENE #2
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Movie: Fresh Outta High School 18 (2009)
Stars: Jesse Jordan, Mr. Pete
Length: 31:15
[Stars with Jesse putting clothes on!]
SCENE #3
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Movie: Cheating Wives Tales 10 (2008)
Stars: Hunter Bryce, Christian
Length: 33:08
SCENE #4
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Movie: I Can't Believe I Took The Whole Thing 18 (2009)
Stars: Jennifer Dark, Shane Diesel
Length: 27:48
SCENE #5
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Movie: Cum For Me! (2011)
Stars: Mason Moore, Mike Adriano
Length: 29:51
[a lot of jaggies in the opening tease, makes me think video was downsampled incorrectly]
SCENE #6
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Movie: In My Girlfriend's Ass 2 (2011)
Stars: Kibby, Timo Hardy
Length: 19:49
SCENE #7
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Movie: She's Got Big Boobs! 2 (2009)
Stars: Krissy Lynn, Mr. Pete
Length: 28:49
SCENE #8
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Movie: MILFs Take Diesel, Vol. 2 (2008)
Stars: Miss Bunny, Shane Diesel
Length: 25:28
SCENE #9
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Movie: Latin Ass (2009)
Stars: Melissa Pitanga, Nacho Vidal
Length: 38:15
SCENE #10
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Movie: MILF Date 3 (2009)
Stars: April Blossom, James Deen
Length: 31:22
SCENE #11
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Movie: She's Got Big Boobs! 2 (2009)
Stars: Nikki Sexx, Mark Ashley
Length: 19:33


BONUS FEATURES

Pick Your Pleasure
All of the footage from all of the scenes broken up into several distinct categories:
Tease - 22:56 on Disc 1, 25:03 on Disc 2
Blowjob - 27:49 on Disc 1, 19:50 on Disc 2
Doggystyle - 30:05 on Disc 1, 34:27 on Disc 2
Missionary - 28:54 on Disc 1, 17:19 on Disc 2
Cowgirl - 25:26 on Disc 1, 21:57 on Disc 2
Popshot - 6:36 on Disc 1, 4:34 on Disc 2

Photo Gallery (6:10) (same on both discs)
The slideshow consists of 74 still photos, which are all shown in full 16:9 widescreen (some are pillarboxed or letterboxed to fit the screen). A chapter mark is placed at the start of every photo, easily allowing you to skip to the next photo, or go back to the previous ones. There is no text or watermarks over the photos, so you can view them all unobstructed. The photos are grouped by scenes, but are not in the same order as the scenes in the main program.

Parody Trailers (same on both discs)
Trailers for the following movies: The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody (2012), Reno 911: A XXX Parody (2010), The Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody (2010), The Breakfast Club: A XXX Parody (2010), Seinfeld #2: A XXX Parody (2010), Sex & The City: A XXX Parody (2010), The Sex Files #2: A XXX Parody (2010), The Flintstones: A XXX Parody (2010), Scooby Doo: A XXX Parody (2011), and Star Trek The Next Generation: A XXX Parody (2011). Even the trailers have a New Sensations logo embedded in them in the lower right corner. Ridiculous!

Trailers (same on both discs)
Trailers for the following compilations: Sexy Girls Of Summer (2010), She's Asstastic (2010), and Slutty Cheerleaders (2010). Even the trailers have a New Sensations logo embedded in them in the lower right corner. Ridiculous!


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