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Studio: Tom Byron Pictures
Category:  Gonzo , Handjobs
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astroknight's ratings for Happy Handies:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Happy Handies overall rating 3.5 stars
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Male Looks Happy Handies Female looks rating 0 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  5/12/2011

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Running Time: 79 min.

Production Date: 3 / 6 / 2011

Director: Ivan

Cast: Alexia Rae, Charley Chase, Katie Kox, Natasha Nice, Nika Noire, Nikki Sexx, Bruce Venture, Keni Styles, Mark Zane, and Sascha

Natasha Nice

Nikki Sexx

Charley Chase

Scene Breakdown:

Scene 1 - Natasha Nice and Sascha (pop on hand)
Scene 2 - Nikki Sexx and Keni Styles (pop in mouth with swallow)
Scene 3 - Alexia Rae and Mark Zane (pop on Mark's stomach)
Scene 4 - Nike Noire and Sascha (pop on hand)
Scene 5 - Katie Kox and Mark Zane (pop on tits)
Scene 6 - Charlie Chase and Bruce Venture (facial)

Condom Usage: None

What You Need to Know: As most who have read my ramblings for a while know that oral movies and handjob movies aren't really my thing. If not for this being an Ivan erection I'd have very little interest in it even with the nice cast that's assembled for it. Then when I popped in the release and saw that it was well shy of an hour and a half my expectations went down a bit more. Thankfully, those worries quickly went by the wayside, and that included my worries about the running time. Even at the short length of this release it feels like a full release and there's even a scene or two that seem to go on forever.

Sexually, Natasha starts things right, and mixes in plenty of great trash talk with her stroking along with precum play, titty fucking, and even some teasing with her pussy. Nikki also puts out a bit of trash talk and mixes in a bit more sucking along with a swallowing finish after taking plenty of time to get Keni to cum. Alexia starts out looking nice and sexy for her tease wearing glasses, but sadly looks a bit bored and is extremely quiet as she strokes Mark and puts her big fat titties to work on his cock in a scene that moves away from the POV format. Surprisingly, I was quite pleased when Alexia's scene ended up being one of the shortest in the movie, as it was also easily the weakest. Nika brings the trash talk back with a great POV style handjob along with a bit of pussy teasing. Katie starts out right oiling up her overly inflated tits before putting a bit more oil on the cock to stroke it while talking dirty. Once again the scene moves away from the POV style, but with her enthusiasm and how well Katie plays to the camera through it all it barely holds the scene back this time. Charley gives a great tease before going to work stroking the cock with a few sucks mixed in while also talking about her love of handjobs before taking a nice facial finish.

The thing that really made the difference for me with Happy Handies compared to other handjob releases is that this one seemed to focus as much on the tease as it did the sex act. I don't mean the girl showing off at the start of the scene, which as usual Ivan captured very well, but I mean the girl teasing the guy by never letting him fuck her and barely even giving him any head. I love Natasha and Nika teasing Sascha with their pussy and Nikki talking about how bad she wants to suck the cock but that she's not going to give into her urges. That attitude gave Happy Handies a very different feel, and a feeling that not only was completely unexpected, but a feeling that made this seem like a pretty unique handjob release. The only thing that didn't really work for me was that Happy Handies seemed a bit rough technically. Although it has some of the great tease footage one expects from Ivan, there's also quite a few background noises that one doesn't.

Overall, Happy Handies is a surprising treat of a handjob release. As usual Ivan does a great job behind the camera and for the most part the cast looks like they're having a lot of fun. Add in the fetishy tease aspect of the movie and it stands out nicely from most of the other handjob releases out there. Happy Handies is an Ivan Erection you should wrap your hands around.

Extras: Trailers (3), photo gallery (9:48), weblinks, and commercials. There's also a behind the scenes featurette lasting a little under three minutes with a little extra fun with Natasha and Sascha fucking and chatting with Ivan.

Verdict: Don't be afraid to reach out and grab this one!

Note to Tom Byron Pictures: With the shorter running time of this release and the short behind the scenes featurette, the absence of a bonus scene really stood out in the extras.

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