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Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts)

Studio: Seymore Butts
Category:  Gonzo
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barrettman's ratings for Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts):
Overall Rating 4 stars
Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Happy Fucking Birthday (Seymore Butts) A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by barrettman  on  10/19/2006

Synopsis
Basic goings-on in this Butts' fest are:
The celebration of legendary cocksman, Tom Byron's birthday.
The anal initiation of Ione Skye lookalike, Crystal Clear.
Mix in newbie cuties like Kaci Star,& Veronica Jett,
and this disk holds major potential.

Scene 1
A quickie solo masturbation scene with Flower. Allegedly horny after watching "Backdoor to Buttsville", Flower uses her dildo to give herself a showery orgasm....now don't forget Tom's cake.

Scene 2
Ol' Tom indeed gets his cake, but to his credit, he's waaaay more interested in eating and fucking Dee, Flower, & Jada Fire. Good call Tom. Jada Squirts about 4 or 5 times in reverse cowgirl vag...with Flower & Dee getting juiced with giving p2m's. The girls then give Tom some tag team oral, & analingus. Dee gets vaginal dicking in spoon, and reverse cowgirl, with Jada & Flower giving Tom some butt lickin'. Flower now gets some reverse cowgirl anal, and naturally, squirts...while Dee dildos Tom's ass. Now Jada gets rcg anal, yup, you guessed it, more squirtage. The trio tag team Tom's cock for more oral, then... Reverse cowgirl anal on Dee ( !!!), with analingus on Tom by Flower, and fingers-in-ass from Jada. Flower gets fucked in missionary anal, more waterworks, as Jada and Dee finger, tongue, and dildo Tom's ass. Some missionary anal on Jada, she talks nasty, pleading for Tom to come....he does, spraying Dee & Flower's faces with his milky treat.

Scene 3
An apprehensive Crystal Clear prepares herself physically ( Seymore gives her her 1st enema), and mentally( by smoking poolside & calling her Mom !) for her anal de-flowering at the hands of lucky bastard, Kurt Lockwood. Missionary vaginal, mutual oral,analingus on Kurt, 69 oral, doggy, p2m, reverse cowgirl, p2m, and then... At last, ta da ! Reverse cowgirl anal...Crystal sloooowly letting her pucker ease down Kurts' cock. A2m, back to rcg anal, spoon anal ( Crystals' having fun now ) mish anal. Back to spoon anal, with Kurt then launching a load that coats Crystals' face with come.

Scene 4
Poolside sex with, Veronica Jett, Vixen ( NOT the redheaded, pale pixie, this is black beauty Vixen) and Herschel Savage. Veronica begins begins with reverse cowgirl vaginal then goes backdoor in reverse cowgirl, a2m. Vixen then rides Herschel's cock in her ass in rcg too( a2m's too). Cowgirl anal for Veronica, a2m, and doggy anal for Vixen, a2m. Standing reverse cowgirl anal for Veronica, then the girls do tag team oral, with Herschel coming on each of their tongues.

Scene 5
Threesome with Danni Daire, Kaci Star & Kurt Lockwood. Double oral for Kurt. Kaci gets her pussy finger fucked by Danni, as Kurt fingers Kaci's ass. Missionary vaginal with Kaci, Danni p2m. Cowgirl vaginal for Danni, Kaci p2m. Anal time. Spoon anal on Danni, mish anal for Kaci, a2m's. Reverse cowgirl anal for Danni, a2m Kaci. Kurt and Danni perform analingus on Kaci, then doggy anal dicking for Kaci. Hard mish anal on Danni, as Kurt fires off a double facial for the girls' to enjoy.

The DVD
Great sound/camera angle work here. Extras here include: photo gallery , tarilers, and BTS footage .

Summary
Definitely one of the best 'Seymore' flicks of recent vintage, and probably good enough to stand with some the old Shane/Alisha classics. A nice treat to see the man, Tom Byron back in action...come back Tom, porn needs you brotha. Fans of ' squirt' action will dig the hell outta Flower & Jada's pussy gushin' antics. Loved Ione's....errr, Crystal's debut into the realm of anal activity, more please !

Yeah, real good stuff here, enjoy !

peace, barrettman .



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