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astroknight's ratings for Halloween: XXX Porn Parody:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Halloween: XXX Porn Parody overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Halloween: XXX Porn Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Halloween: XXX Porn Parody Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Halloween: XXX Porn Parody Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Halloween: XXX Porn Parody Plot/Acting rating 4 stars
Extras Halloween: XXX Porn Parody DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Halloween: XXX Porn Parody A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/5/2011

Running Time: 127 min.

Production Date: 6 / 5 – 7 / 2011

Director: Jim Powers

Cast: Andy San Dimas, Britney Amber, Lexi Belle, Lily LaBeau, Raven Alexis, Bill Bailey, Criss Strokes (listed here as Chris Strokes), Jessy Jones, Marcus London, and Seth Gamble in sexual roles with Heather Starlet (aka Janie Summers), Heidi Mayne, Adam Wood, Jim Powers, Kyle Stone, and many more in non-sex roles

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very good. It's realistically lit with some great low light scenes and great uses of shadows. The picture is also clear with a nice hand on the camera.

The Movie: Halloween XXX Porn Parody brings John Carpenter's 1978 horror classic to the adult world with Lily LaBeau taking over for Jamie Lee Curtis.

Scene 1 – Raven Alexis and Seth Gamble

As cute brunette Raven and her boyfriend Seth screw around on the couch, they don't realize they're being peeped on and head up to the bedroom. Seth stops Raven to make sure her brother isn't around with how much he creeps him out, but Raven tells him not to worry about her brother and just fuck her. They continue to kiss and strip each other down with Seth moving in to eat her box before Raven reciprocates sloppily on his cock. She lays back for him to fuck her missionary style before Seth licks her from behind and takes her doggie style as Raven howls away. She keeps howling as she rides him reverse cowgirl style and takes it missionary style. They also get in a cowgirl ride for Raven before returning to missionary and finishing with a decent pop in and across Raven's mouth.



Scene 2 – Britney Amber and Marcus London

Busty bottle blonde nurse Britney makes the moves on doctor Marcus in a car before they're to transport Michael. They quickly moves to the backseat for Marcus to help her out of her bra, suck her titties, and play with her pussy through her white panties before moving down to eat and finger her. He sits back so Britney can suck his cock in return as he plays with her pussy before they fuck missionary and cowgirl style. Finally Britney takes a nice facial finish.



Scene 3 – Andy San Dimas and Bill Bailey

Lily takes off as Bill and raven tressed Andy try to talk her into having a threesome with them. When Lily take off they continue their fun with Andy sucking Bill's cock with some nice kissing mixed in. He helps her strip down to suck her tits as she plays with her pussy before stuffing Andy's panties in her mouth at her request and then moving down to tongue her holes with a little finger play for her pussy mixed in. Andy sucks and strokes Bill a little more before letting him lick her ass and fuck her from behind. She rides him cowgirl style before letting him take her missionary style. They also spoon before Bill drops a nice creamy load on Andy's pussy that she picks up with her fingers to get a few good tastes.



Scene 4 – Lily LaBeau

Lily play with herself while watching a scary movie on the couch. As the movie talks about why girls like scary movies, she lays back in her little schoolgirl outfit with her legs up rubbing her pussy. She fingers herself a little and the scene ends with her being interrupted with a phone call.



Scene 5 – Lexi Belle and Jessy Jones

Super cute dishwater blonde Lexi and her boyfriend Jessy quickly head upstairs to make out. They kiss on the bed while stripping down and playing with each other before Lexi makes her way down to start sucking his cock. Jessy lays her back to eat her pussy in return before fucking it missionary style. Lexi rides him in the cowgirls before letting him spoon her, and finally takes a small pop on her stomach and tits.



Scene 6 – Lily LaBeau and Criss Strokes

When Lexi heads over to check on Lexi, she finds Criss in a ghost costume and takes him on thinking it's Jessy. She rubs her pussy for him as he strokes himself under the sheet, and then pulls it through a hole in the sheet to stroke before Lily moves in to suck it. She pushes him back on the couch and strips down to ride him reverse cowgirl style before sucking him clean and getting back on for the traditional cowgirl. Lily also lets Criss take her from behind before taking a decent pop in her mouth.



Smash's Halloween XXX Porn Parody is a very well done porn horror movie. I'll readily admit to being one of the few people who hasn't seen Carpenter's original horror classic, as I'm not much of a horror movie fan, so I can't compare the two well at all. That said, from the little I know of it Smash and Jim Powers seemed very faithful to the original, and not only did I get the feeling that several scenes were all but ripped out of the original, but it also made me want to check out the original. Lily LaBeau does a fantastic job in the lead role originally played by Jamie Lee Curtis, and shows some very good acting skill through the movie. The movie moves at a very nice pace, and there's some great tension that builds through the movie. Sexually the movie is a bit hit or miss for me. The action is normally well captured, although I would have liked a few position changes rather than normally having the scenes cut from position to position. Lily, Lexi, and Andy all turn out great scenes, and Britney's backseat romp was also very well captured. I wanted to like Raven's opening scene, but it easily came out as the weakest in the movie due to how over the top her vocals were (think “Lassie” in Porky's). There's normally very good chemistry in each scene, but at the same time having the scene cut between the action and the Michael Meyers character peeping on them definitely hurt the stroke value of each scene despite probably being very true to the original feel of the movie. This leaves me with mixed feelings on how to grade Halloween XXX Porn Parody. On one hand, it appears to do not just exactly what it wants to do, but how it wants to do it, which although very well done, isn't always the hottest. On the other hand, people pick up porn movies for stroke value, and doing it exactly how it wants to hurts that stroke value. If you're looking for a stroke movie, Halloween XXX Porn Parody might come up a bit short, but if you're a fan of John Carpenter's original and want to see an adult translation, you're probably going to be very happy with this release. Halloween XXX Porn Parody is one of those rare movies where even its faults have strength to it, and it ends up being a very impressive parody because of it.

The Extras: Trailers are included for eight other Smash releases. The photo gallery lasts about five minutes. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a “Pick a Position” option, and website info. As usual with Smash Pictures, you also have the option to watch the movie with or without the plot.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts just over twenty minutes. Jim Powers starts out talking about the movie and where they've been shooting before moving on with a quick shoot of making the movie. Lily LaBeau chats about herself, sex, and her future plans before Raven talks about her life. Britney shows off her cooch before chatting about being a MILF and guys. Andy talks about being a Savannah fan, her hair, alt-porn, and guys before Lexi talks about dicks, her time in the industry, and guys. Finally there's a little more of the movie being shot. This is a nicely done behind the scenes featurette. You get a little of the movie being shot, but the main focus is on the girls. This is a very nice addition to the overall DVD.

Condom Usage: None

Final Thoughts: Although the heat might fluctuate a little, it's a very well done release that should please fans of the original wanting an adult version.

Note to Smash Pictures: Although I haven't seen the original, you did a good enough job on this one to make me want to check it out.

If you have any questions or comments, please e-mail me .

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