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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  8/23/2011
Welcome fans to a new movie from Smash Pictures and director Jim Powers. This show is a parody and it is of a 1970's classic and the title says it all in one word-- Halloween!! Anyone who has seen the John Carpenter masterpiece knows the story and we are told on the front box cover this is based on that version, I don't think they would be doing a parody of the Rob Zombie version but thanks for the clarification! The box cover is really good with the knife and the pumpkin with the evil eyes cut in. A good cast too-- Lily Labeau, Andy San Dimas, Raven Alexis and Lexi Belle among those beauties we will get to see and sadly most of them will die but not before fucking, thank you very much. As with all over Smash movies you are given the option of watching with a story or just watching the fucking. This is one time I'd strongly recommend watching the movie with the story, just to see how close they get to capturing the essence of the movie. As we see after the opening credits are done rolling they have moved the story from Haddonfield to Modesto, CA and the year also is changed for the very first scene which in the original was in the 1950's and now it's 1996.

Raven Alexis:

Those two changes aside we move right into some familiar territory as it is Halloween night 1996 and you see a house. The camera makes its way slowly to the front window-- mimicing the movements of a person who is peeping in on Raven and her boyfriend, Seth Gamble, who are are making out. The duo move upstairs to take this further and that is where the scene gets hot'n'heavy. The two waste no time in getting Raven naked with Seth going down on her getting her pussy ready for action, tongue and fingers. Pretty good shots then too when it is Raven doing the oral, frontal shot as she is bending down to engulf Seth plus playing with his balls. Mish, doggie and reverse help make up Raven's last scene, lol, and it ends with Seth blasting his load to her open mouth. Meanwhile downstairs we see this unknown person enter the house and go to the kitchen where they pic out a big knife, ok we know it's Michael,hehe. He waits for Seth to leave just like in the movie and then it is upstairs to check on his sister and see if she's ok, lol. Oh yeah, he slips on the Halloween mask to before heading up. We know what happens next, Michael gets to see his sister naked but he's not looking for sex, nope he's looking to give in to the demon inside his head and he stabs her repeatedly. There is the walk then downstairs, outside and the parents pulling up. The time then jumps from '96 to 2011 and we are going to the mental health place Michael was sent to those years ago, it's in Victorville, CA.

They are doing pretty good so far as the shot then takes us to the night time and a car is pulling up to the mental health place though it isn't raining like in the Hollywood version but I see a few raindrops on the wind shield. Inside the car then for Dr. Loomis played here by Marcus London and the nurse played by Britney Amber who is learning about the patient under the doctors care. The dialogue here is really good in capturing the movie and what happened there.

Britney Amber:

Ok there is one change, lol. Dr. Loomis gets it on right there in the car with this pretty nurse. Nice what lace on Britney but those pieces don't last long, at least her bra before Marcus is kissing her tits and massaging her pussy. The car is big enough we can go floor level for the pussy eating and the open shot was spot on giving you a great view. Our nurse loses her hat as she moves to sucking his dick and the close shot was good here as Britney makes the Dr. hard and ready for her case! The sex was good though the roof is a bit limiting and you see that in the reverse shot, still some good fucking here with an open mouth pop for Britney.

The shot then shows the outside where the patients are shown wondering around the grounds. Loomis sees this and hops out to head in to check and see if Michael has escaped. Well we know he has and Michael is shown hopping on top of the SUV and reaching his hand inside to grab a hold of Britney who hasn't had time to put her bra back on, lol. Well she manages to get out and Michael slips in and drives right off, hmm wondering where he is going!! On to the next day which just so happens to be Halloween. Back in Modesto we get our first look at Laurie Strode who is played here by Lily Labeau who looks sizzling hot in her short skirt. Dad pops out of the house to give her the keys to the Myers place to drop off as she heads to school, he might have a buyer. The creepy music/ vibe starts coming in as Laurie is walking, the sense is she is being watched and she gets that too. She gets to the house but it isn't nearly as bad or in distress as the Hollywood version, gee couldn't find a crappy house in downtown LA, lol. Another slight change, Laurie has a cell phone and she gets a call from her two friends, Annie and Linda- seems they are ditching. You'll never graduate Laurie tells them-- yep you got that right! We also see that Michael is inside the house and checking her out, not sure if he knows she is his sister or not yet- but the camera is giving us some pretty good perve shots here of Lily. She heads off then to school with Michael following her. There is a bit with Loomis and his boss about Michael getting out and we know Loomis is going after Michael-- to Modesto. A short time later, back in Modesto, we see Laurie has spotted Michael standing across the street-- he's got the blue overauls outfit and the white mask and hair-- yeah this doesn't stand out at all, lol. I had to laugh here at this shot. The scene gets prettier when Lily is joined by Andy San Dimas- Annie and Lexi Belle- Linda so guess they aren't ditching after all, but you're still not graduating ladies, lol. The scene mirrors pretty closely what was presented on film and the girls do well with their lines. Laurie keeps seeing Michael so Annie goes to confront him and of course Andy gives some sexy dirty talk enticing Lily to come over and take a look.

Andy San Dimas:

A short time later we are privy to another sex scene which is a little earlier than in the other version but we get to watch Andy giving head which we know she's good at. Nice shots then of Andy naked with her man, Bill Bailey, tonguing her ass!! Another slight change from the Hollywood version but one I think you all will like a lot. Just before they start fucking there is a quick shot spliced in of Michael watching and I guess it's been awhile since he has seen sex as he is wide eyed!! Good fucking with doggie, cowgirl, spoon and mish captured leading to a belly pop with Andy dipping a finger in to taste. A little more story as Loomis goes by the Myers place with the sheriff and they talk about this mad man. Forgot to mention Marcus is sporting the trench coat too. He is going to wait at the house for Michael but we know he's still at Annie's house and now that it is night he can kill her! Andy is on the phone trying to get her man back over while Michael watches through the back window. Annie wants to fuck and is even willing to come and get him but we know she never gets there and when she hops in the car Michael is in the back seat and he is quickly on her, choking and then slicing her throat-- a little CGI here for the blood splatter.

Back then to Lily who is watching a scary movie and yes playing with herself! Real nice shots here of Lily dipping her fingers into her pussy while on the movie screen Heather Starlet is running from a man wearing a sack on his head, lol. Ok it's not just a scary movie but also one where the girl is playing with herself just as Lily is- she is doing what the girl on screen is though we don't see Heather doing it. Just as Lily is about to cum her cell rings and it is Lexi calling to see if she wants to go out and party but Lily is staying in to babysit. We don't actually see the kids of course, this is a porno!

Lexi Belle:

Ok time to check back in with Lexi who arrives to the darkened house with her man. In the movie version Annie and Paul were supposed to be there but Lexi doesn't cry out for Andy but goes right to the couch so they can start fooling around. Frantic kissing here and touching about but no fucking on the couch- they run upstairs but they are not alone, Michael's in the house! The room upstairs is lit much better and the two go back to making out, she loses the top showing off those nice boobs. Lexi is real horn dog here much like the movie version of her character and she is soon engulfing her boy toys cock and doing some strong deep throat action/ stroking. Good to see oral for Lexi too and her legs are opened to camera good giving us the shot. Reverse was the best position captured, good boob dancing here and we end with mish and a belly pop shot for Lexi. Like the movie version Bob is dispatched to get them both a beer and she is instructed not to get dressed as there will be a round two later on, nope sorry dear there won't be! Bob is actually the first guy to die in this which he soon does and they have Michael stand there and stare at this fresh kill, not sure what he is studying but this was a good shot in regards to giving a nod to the original. Michael then heads upstairs wearing the white sheet and the sun glasses. Lexi tries to turn him on but this isn't Bob, lol. Lexi then goes to call Lily but just as Lily answers the choking begins which Lily takes for sex noises, sure rub it in she says. After Lexi is dead Michael picks up the phone to listen to Lily's voice, we know his next stop!

Lily Labeau:

So after the phone call ends Lily starts to get a little worried and tries calling Annie but no answer so she decides to head over to her house to check in on them. As she enters she runs into the guy with the white sheet and sun glasses on his head-- pretty sure it is Michael but he doesn't have the mask on underneath. Lily remembers earlier when Paul and Annie were teasing her just before they fucked, wanting Lily to suck his cock. Well now Lily is showing she is receptive to that offer!! So they each jerk off while looking at the other, Lily finally wants to take a look and our ghost obliges. Lily makes her move and dives over almost to engulf the cock, big time deep throat here. The sheet stays on our guy but his dick is freed at least as a fully nude Lily climbs on for a ride in reverse, great boobage here. There is riding in cowgirl too and what's that Michael using a finger to tease her ass! Lily ends the scene taking a nice open mouth pop and giving clean up after, now get ready to run, lol.

So while Lily is dressing Michael slips away to put his mask back on, lol. Lily then heads upstairs to see if anyone is there and she finds the door with the light on and goes in finding Andy sprawled out, naked on the bed with her throat slit. The big grave stone is there too and of course Lily starts to freak out just as the scary music is piped in. Lily starts stumbing around the room and each time she hits a door someone falls out and she sees Lexi too with the glazed eyes, no blood as he snapped her neck. Lily then sees Michael, guess that fuck didn't cure him!! She runs off as he slowly walks behind in pursuit. Our girl heads back over to her house where Michael soon joins her. She uses the needle to stab the neck and he falls down, but only long enough for her to head upstairs. Into the closet she goes and Michael of course finds here and there is lots of shaking and screaming here as Michael tries to get at her, maybe he just wants to cuddle!! They do a good job of recreating the scene with Michael attacking her and Lily defending herself with Loomis eventually finding them and shooting him until Michael falls over the railing but of course when Loomis goes to check, he's gone!

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well fans this was a faithful take on the 1970's version of Halloween with a few changes. Not sure why they switched it up from Haddonfield to Modesto. The house wasn't as rundown as the one in the other version when they went ahead to the present day. It made sense to not have any actual kids in this for Laurie or Annie to babysit since Annie was doing some babysitting in the movie version before giving Laurie the kid to watch so she can fuck her boyfriend. There were several scenes that were spot on nods to the movie and I have to say Lily looked great in this as did Andy, Lexi and Raven. Having Loomis fuck the nurse in the car made sense too and anyone who ever had that perverted Michael fucks Laurie fantasy gets to live that out here with the final scene. Another thing that was good about this parody was they didn't try to bloody it up as Halloween wasn't a blood lust movie by any stretch. The scares were more physical and emotional to a degree. The big extra here to check out was the behind the scenes. I would definitely do this as a rental if you're into the movie Halloween and wanted to see some fucking mixed in with the story, it works pretty well. I do think they could have found a better mask for the Michael character, though. You figure they would just buy the mask unless it's a legal thing which might be the reason. I'll be curious to see if they do Halloween II in the near future. I wouldn't mind seeing Lily again!



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