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Hairy Movie

Hairy Movie

Studio: Zero Tolerance
Category:  All Sex , Hairy
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DAF1740's ratings for Hairy Movie:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Hairy Movie overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Hairy Movie Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Hairy Movie Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Hairy Movie Sex rating 3.5 stars
Plot/Acting Hairy Movie Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Hairy Movie DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Hairy Movie A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by DAF1740  on  11/2/2008

One of the main reasons I like 1970s porn and Japanese AV is that most of the female performers have pubic hair. Nowadays, it’s hard to find mainstream American or European porn where the women have anything more than a trim landing strip, and the completely shaven look seems to have become the norm. Thankfully, Zero Tolerance has gathered together seven women of vastly different body types who all share one thing in common: a hairy pussy.

Scene 1: Jocyln Stone
I have to admit, Jocyln just isn’t my type. She’s a very full-figured blond with large breasts, a belly, and a huge bush. The scene starts out with her having car trouble. A guy comes along to “help” her, and they end up fucking for a bit around the pick-up truck, before moving indoors for more. They do BJ and a bunch of vaginal positions, and the scene ends with a shallow vaginal cum shot that drips right out.

Scene 2: Max Mikita
This scene really got things going for me. Max is an attractive, tanned Asian woman with some extra padding, and the roundness of her arms, belly, thighs, and butt are just perfect in my opinion. Her breasts are on the modest side, which looks great on her, and her bush is sheer perfection, extending down over her labia majora and towards her anus. Like most Asian women, she has dark labia minora and a dark asshole, too, which I just find incredibly hot. Born in 1974, Max looks simply fantastic.

Max starts out masturbating and brushing her bush, giving us some great shots of her pussy. Her lover shows up, and I really had the impression of watching a regular couple have sex in their bedroom on a sunny morning. There’s some kissing and plenty of oral attention to her pussy throughout the scene, and the camera work really shows off her hot body. Max looks great doing cowgirl and downright amazing with her round thighs spread wide in missionary; she also gives blowjobs to perfection. Just when I though things couldn’t get any better, they move into anal in the spoon position, and then right into reverse cowgirl anal without sliding out. The guy ends up jerking off onto her bush, and Max rubs the cum over her pussy and asshole. My only complaint is that the anal wasn’t slow and sensual enough, but rather the anal pounding that we’ve come to expect from porn nowadays. Still, there was a lot of chemistry between these two, and I’ll be sure to watch this scene over and over.

Scene 3: Sasha Grey
With her long dark hair, sensual eyes, nice B-cups, puffy nipples, and sublime butt, Sasha Grey can just stand there naked and I’d be happy. She starts out with some really hot solo action, wearing a see-through purple bra, white panties, and knee-high purple-striped athletic socks. I absolutely adore her bush, which covers the top of her pubic region but leaves her lips totally uncovered. Then she walks upstairs, with the camera fixated on her derriere. Sasha greets her man with a fantastic BJ that features plenty of ball-licking, deep-throating, and face-fucking, which I normally don’t like but Sasha does it all with such poise and without gagging even once.

Sasha is her usual hot and energetic self, and the fucking includes missionary, reverse cowgirl, and doggie, but doesn’t really pick up for me until they move into cowgirl, where we see Sasha’s butt jiggling and finally get a glimpse of her anus. No anal here, as the scene may have been shot when Sasha’s butt was sore, which is ok so long as the camera still focuses on her butt and asshole; the main problem with this scene for me is that we just don’t see enough of those two parts of Sasha Grey’s anatomy. Honestly, I don’t know how you could film Sasha Grey without worshiping her ass, or how you could fuck her without licking it. We finish with Sasha on her knees licking his balls and then he shoots it all into her mouth. She plays with it for a while and finally lets it drip on her chest.

Scene 4: Kimberly Kane
This is another great couple scene, with Kimberly in the bathtub washing her pussy while her man shaves. Kimberly has become one of my favorite performers lately. She’s got great long legs with round thighs and a nice butt, plus great B-cups that bounce around a lot. Her pussy is truly a marvel: her long labia minora seem remarkably dark for a blond, and everything is capped off with a dark triangular bush (that could be a little longer, IMHO).

What I like about this scene is how real it feels: again, as with Max Mikita’s scene, it seems as if we’re watching a real couple go at it in the bathroom. I like that there’s cunninlingus before the fucking, which starts out with some great face-to-face action, first in mish and then with Kimberly turned to the side, showing us her round butt and dark anus (which she rubs from time to time). There’s also some nice kissing at times, although I wish there were more of it. The doggie sequence is shot to perfection, with lots of shots of her ass and pussy, and the reverse cowgirl looks good as well. In the end, Kimberly gets on her knees, licks his balls, jerks his cock with both hands, and then the guy finishes himself off, cumming all over her pussy. The only turnoff for me is that Kimberly has drool hanging from her chin for much of the scene (but some people may be into that); otherwise, this was fantastic.

Scene 5: Mika Tan
Although Mika Tan probably needs no introduction, I think it’s interesting that we get another over 30 Asian woman with a little extra padding and what is probably the hairiest bush I have ever seen, as it’s just bursting out of her bathing suit at the start of the scene. She’s got fantastic looking D-cups, too! The sex is superb, as they move back and forth from missionary, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl, and doggie. The shots of Mika’s ass (and dark hole!) in cowgirl and doggie are my personal favorites. When they’re in doggie for the second time, the guy pulls out and cums all over her bush, a fitting climax to another strong scene.

Scene 6: Lexi Love and Sara Faye
This scene starts with the women playing with their bushes (combs, hair clips, etc.), which is a bit silly if you ask me. Then they team up to give their man a blow job, with the one woman sucking his balls while the other takes his cock. We then get Sara fucked missionary while Lexi licks her clit and gives the occasional BJ when the guy pulls out. Lexi gets her pussy pounded doggie and Sara eventually gets under her to 69, and then it’s Sara’s turn as she’s fucked cowgirl. Lexi then takes it in the ass in spoon, and does some ATM before moving into reverse cowgirl anal. After she cleans off his cock once again, both women are spread next to one another in missionary, and the guy moves from one pussy to the next before squirting what is probably the tiniest load I have ever seen on Sara’s bush. All in all, not a bad scene, although I wasn’t too into either woman in terms of her looks or the noises she makes.

The opening credits show some highlights of hairy pussies getting pounded. The AV quality is perfect, with the cameras doing a good job focusing on pussy in all the scenes. Sadly, the only time I found the camera work lacking was with Sasha Grey. The chapters are easily navigable, each scene contains a menu where you can choose positions, and there’s a cumshot loop to boot. The BTS features some nice naked interviews and a relaxed conversation with a clothed (but still hot) Sasha Grey.

I couldn’t wait for Hairy Movie to come out over the summer, and consider it well worthwhile at the $17 plus shipping that I paid for it. I hope Zero Tolerance will consider continuing the series, and that more women in porn will consider growing out their pubic hair. It’s gotten to the point where, aside from a couple of exceptions, bald cunts no longer do it for me. For me, pussies look better when they’re surrounded by hair, and Hairy Movie provides its share of hot women in sensual scenes to prove it. There’s a nice variety of women, too, assuring that this film probably has something for everyone. (I liked that many of the scenes had cunnilingus as well.) My only complaint is that there just wasn’t enough of cover girl Sasha Grey; then again, I guess it’s normal to be left wanting more of her.

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