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Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody

Studio: Daring
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T0MBOne's ratings for Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody:
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody Male looks rating 2 stars
Sex Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody Sex rating 2 stars
 
Plot/Acting Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody Plot/Acting rating 1.5 stars
Extras Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality Grand Theft Auto: XXX Parody A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by T0MBOne  on  7/16/2011
Daring Media Group-Netherlands takes a shot at parody with GRAND THEFT AUTO XXX PARODY (2011, Daring-Netherlands) that attempts to bring the legendary game to life. I'll let the game boys determine it's worthiness as a parody but I can tell you that this DVD fails on many levels in terms of adult viewing material.

It's a flimsy tale of Yuri (John Strong) who attempts to collect money for his hoodlum cousin Dimitri (Bill Baily) but he somehow always kills the creep before collecting any cash. It's "the Russian way" and oh yea, the Russian way is to kill these folks in broad daylight. Yuri lumbers around just long enough so that sordid types like The Rat, Stoner Fuck and Junkyard Chris can finish fucking whomever they are fucking then he blows their ass away with his cool-as-shit rifle with a scope. Yea, cool.

Okay so the plot sucks, right? So how's the sex? Well, director Dawn does a fine job finding some interesting exteriors for a few scenes plus a fine diner interior for the finale but these straight sex encounters mostly seem very vanilla and predictable especially with pop shots dropped on tits each time. And worse, director Dawn has this awful habit of zoom-in and zoom-out camera combinations that are simply annoying.

The sex scene pairings are as follows:

Blonde beauty BREANNE BENSON & ANTHONY ROSANO are on a bright sun-lit rooftop where the duo suck and fuck on and around a table and a chair. Fuck, Breanne is fabulous but not with the constant zoom-ins and zoom-outs to extremely wide shots. Split screen of Yuri poking around while the duo fuck does not help---!! 1/2

Sexy SADIE WEST & DIETER VON STEIN land on a white couch for a round of straight sex positions with annoying camera zooming for your viewing displeasure. Witness Sadie's sexy ass for maybe all of three seconds in a scrumptious closeup then it's back to the bonanza of wide shot and the zooming in and out---!!

At this juncture, Yuri steals a red Camaro from a guy and drives around in it the rest of the DVD. I guess that's something.

CAROLYN REESE & BILL BAILY suck and fuck on a desk in some sort of crappy office setting that's a major step down from the fucking environs of the two previous scenes---! 1/2

MONIQUE ALEXANDER & CHRIS JOHNSON suck and fuck on top an old vehicle in a junk yard and Monique even gets some solid alone time to play with her pussy a bit in the bright sunlight but then the zooming camera shots start---!!

Busty blonde KAGNEY LINN KARTER and JOHN STRONG get it on for the finale on and around the diner counter and end stool. Kagney looks great when fucking in upright doggy with one foot upon a nearby table top and she seems bent on getting a bit of that cum shot in her face but settles for some after suck that she drips onto her boobs---!! 1/2

Extras or FEATURES include a 2 minute CUMSHOTS, 5 separate GALLERIES that are very cool, a 30 minute BTS that's fine and a bunch of TRAILERS that last about 12 minutes.

So, GRAND THEFT AUTO XXX PARODY (2011, Daring Media Group-Netherlands) can not over come a host of problems whether its the incessant zoom-ins and zoom-outs or the dumb plot with Yuri wandering about wasting dudes. In other words, it's far from grand and gets a paltry ! 1/2 outta !!!!!



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