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Grand Theft Anal 9

Studio: Zero Tolerance
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Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Grand Theft Anal 9 overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Grand Theft Anal 9 Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Grand Theft Anal 9 Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Grand Theft Anal 9 Sex rating 4 stars
Plot/Acting Grand Theft Anal 9 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Grand Theft Anal 9 DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Grand Theft Anal 9 A/V Quality rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  10/8/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 144 min.

Production Date: 4 / 4 / 2006 – 5 / 1 / 2006

Director: Wendi Knight

Cast: Aurora Snow, Holly Wellin, Jamie Elle, Jenna Haze, Sasha Knox, Tory Lane, Chris Charming, Mark Wood, Sascha, Tom Byron, and Tommy Gunn

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: With this cast I'm not sure how any anal fan couldn't have high expectations!

Initial Reaction: It's pretty hot, but lacks the spark to really take it to the next level.

Who Should Watch It : Anal sex fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting group sex with anal

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are pretty good. The audio is clear and nicely balanced, but you do get to hear a couple comments from The Quaze during the action. The video is presented in the full frame ratio, and surprisingly weak for a Zero Tolerance release. It has a soft kind of washed look that I don't think I've ever seen from them, and there are frequent signs of pixelation. The lighting is a little on the high side at times, which isn't bad as it can lend an artistic edge to some of the scenes. If not for the washed look of the video, this release would have some great technical aspects.

Music: There's some soft music during the tease portion of each scene, but that's it.

False Advertising: The back cover lists Strip Teases being in the extras, but doesn't list the behind the scenes featurette. Personally I'd much rather have a well done behind the scenes featurette (and with The Quaze on the camera, you know you're going to get a behind the scenes featurette that's fun with plenty of personality) than a little more strip tease, but I know others will disagree with me there. Although I like this mixup, to be fair I'm deducting a half point from the overall score for false advertising.

Menus: The main menu isn't too bad, and blends a little opening animation with a nice still of Jenna Haze and a little background action. The chapter menu shows plenty of effort, and not only lets you choose a scene based on the name of the girl in each scene and a clip from the scene, but lets you choose where you want to go in the scenes sexually.

The Feature

Grand Theft Anal goes with a simple theme. Each scene starts with the girl doing a little tease that often involves toys. She's joined by a guy as she works herself over, and lets him neglect her pussy to go straight to her ass when it's time for the fucking, which also neglects the pussy.

Scene 1 – Jenna Haze and Tommy Gunn

Smoking hot brunette Jenna starts things out strutting her way up to a pool table in a yellow and black checkered bikini with a yellow whistle around her neck and sexy black mesh gloves. She gives a little show for the camera and quickly slides a finger into her ass to suck clean a couple times before sucking on a decent sized pink buttplug and sliding it into her ass. She sucks it clean before she's joined by Tommy, who slides the bottom of her bikini down so he can worship her ass and slide the toy back in before she drops down to start sucking his cock. Jenna gives him plenty of hands-free sucking with great eyes before stripping off a glove to stroke him while sucking him. He plays with her a little more before sliding his cock up her ass, and as soon as he slows down Jenna turns around to suck his cock clean. They keep it up a bit longer before they hop up onto the pool table for a little anal spooning that nicely turns into a reverse cowgirl anal ride. Tommy makes sure to play with Jenna's ass when she hops off to suck him clean, and then spears her shitter missionary style. Finally, Jenna gets down and strokes Tommy to a decent pop on her tongue as she looks up at him with the hint of a nasty smile. She swallows down everything he puts on her tongue, and of course sucks out the last bit as well.

This is a hot scene. Jenna does a great job with the tease, as one would expect, and puts out some very nice vocals to go with it. Tommy's cock looks big enough to darn near split her in half, but she takes it just as well in her ass as she does in her mouth. This scene is just as good as I hoped it would be.

Scene 2 – Aurora Snow and Tom Byron

Aurora starts her scene out in a pink and blue bikini with wide pink fishnets on a couch with her playful little smile on full display. She reaches into her panties to play with herself a bit and grabs a pink dildo to fuck her ass. She holds off on using the dildo on herself, and instead teases the camera with it before fingering her pussy. As she starts to work the toy into her ass, she's joined by old man Tom, who helps her fuck her ass while she gropes his cock through his pants. Aurora sucks the toy clean and tosses it aside when Tom finally breaks out his cock, and then eagerly takes him into her throat time and time again. Tom has Aurora get on all fours so he can eat and slap her ass before fucking it, and lets her show off plenty of fantastic gapes as he fucks it. Aurora sucks him clean before taking to her back for another rectal reaming, and lets Tom pick her up and sit down for her to impale her ass on his cock cowgirl style. Aurora also gets in the reverse cowgirl anal before sucking Tom clean again and letting him fuck her ass as she lies on her side. Finally, Aurora takes a nice facial from Tom with a great smile before she sucks out the last little bit while looking up at him.

This is a pretty hot scene. I'll admit that I was worried when I saw Tom Byron in this scene due to his age and his earlier claiming to be retiring due to his knees giving out. Knees or not, he still has a good hard cock that Aurora swallows up very well with her ass. She looks cute as ever, and makes this a scene that fans of gaping really need to check out. This is a hot and nicely done anal scene.

Scene 3 – Jamie Elle and Tommy Gunn

Tanorexic brunette Jamie starts her scenes strutting down a hallway in a little pink outfit with black and white checkered accents and fingerless gloves. She kneels on a couch and gives her ass a slap to start teasing the camera, and soon after Tommy arrives to start worshiping her ass with his tongue and fingers. Jamie thanks him properly with a deep and attentive mouth hug for his cock before impaling her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style. Jamie takes her time riding Tommy's tool before hopping off to suck it clean, and then lets him spoon her ass while fingering her pussy. Tommy also fucks her ass from behind and spoons it before giving Jamie a nice load in her mouth for her to play with and then swallow down. .

This was an above average scene. Jamie can be very hit or miss for me, and here she hit quite well. She does a great job of taking Tommy in her ass, but there were a few places near the end where she looked like she was getting uncomfortable with it. She handles the facial extremely well and I love how she handled the cum. This is a nicely hot scene.

Scene 4 – Holly Wellin and Chris Charming

Holly, with her hair possibly as dark as I've ever seen it, heads to the bed wearing a baby blue and pink bikini with some pink and clear porn pumps and black fingerless gloves. She shows off her ass and pulls her bikini aside to finger her ass and take a taste before rolling to her back, giving her jelly dong a suck, and sliding it into her ass. When Chris comes in to join her he slides his cock right into her ass, and Holly nicely starts wiggling around so he doesn't gave to do too much work spooning her ass. Holly has him stop so she can suck her ass juices off his cock, and then gets up for a reverse cowgirl anal ride. She sucks Chris clean again before taking the anal cowgirl ride, and even shows some great gape as he fucks her. They also get in a little anal missionary and doggie fucking before Chris pulls out and pops on Holly's gaping ass.

This is a very likable scene. Holly has a nasty streak that often comes out very well, and this is one of those scenes. I love the immediacy of the scene with Chris going right to fucking her ass and their never really breaking for much oral action. I also love her gapes and that Chris pops on her ass rather than going for the generic facial. Yes, an anal cream pie would have finished the movie much nicer, but watching Chris's cock cream flow around Holly's hole was almost as good. This is another very nice scene.

Scene 5 – Tory Lane and Sascha

Sultry brunette Tory starts her scene out in a little pink racing number showing off by the window. She makes her way to the bed where a pink buttplug is waiting, and shows off a bit more before stripping down and starting to warm her ass up with her fingers. She sucks her fingers clean before Sascha arrives to work the plug into her ass and kiss her passionately. He lies back so Tory can mouth his manhood, and gives her a little help taking him into her throat. He plays with the plug a little and lets Tory suck it clean when she takes a break from sucking his cock. As soon as he's ready, Tory impales her ass on his cock for a cowgirl ride and then sucks his cock clean before letting Sascha spoon it. Tory also gets in some reverse cowgirl, doggie, and missionary anal, along with plenty more ass to mouth action and a few trips back through the earlier positions. Finally, Sascha pulls out of Tory's ass missionary style and nuts all around her asshole for her to bring up to her mouth to taste.

This is a pretty hot scene. As always, Tory looks great and takes it in the ass as easily as making toast. She's extremely vocal here as well, and much more so than I normally expect from her. She's just a little too over the top with her vocals, and there were a few times it came across as being a little forced. This is a pretty hot scene, but there's something about it that didn't let it get past there for me.

Scene 6 – Sasha Knox and Mark Wood

Dirty blonde Sascha starts her scene out in a red, white, and black little racing themed outfit with black fingerless gloves and a studded collar . She lies back, pulls her panties top the side, and gives her chocolate starfish a rub before sucking on a purple dildo and sliding it in. Mark joins her soon after she starts, and rolls her over to spank, lick, finger, and just plain worship her ass before letting her suck his cock. Sasha lies back for Mark to fuck her ass missionary style, and he lets her continue to lie back and brings the cock up to her mouth so she can have a nice taste of her ass. They get in a little reverse cowgirl and doggie anal, and Sasha makes sure to get a few more tastes of her ass. Finally, Mark lets Sasha have a nice mouth full of guy goo that she happily swallows down.

This is a hot final scene. Not surprisingly, Sasha looks fantastic, and seems to take a great joy in getting her shithole speared by Mark. She's vocal, but not so much as to make one doubt her reactions and her body language seems to match her vocals. Part of this also seems to be due to her having Mark as a partner, as they both look to be completely into each other with Mark putting out some very nice vocals as well. Mark seems to give Sasha just what she needs, and it helps to make this a great scene to finish the movie with.

Grand Theft Anal 9 is a pretty darn hot anal fuck flick. The styles are fun and sexy, and the girls start out each scene with a nice tease. They all seem to enjoy anal action, and put out some nice energy and vocals. As usual, The Quaze provides a great balance of camera angles, and knows how to provide just the right ones so that I'm not wishing he'd move a foot one way or the other to really show things. All that said, there's just a little something that was missing for me, and I just can't put my finger on it. Maybe it's the slightly artistic look to the video that just didn't fit what I expect from a Zero Tolerance release or maybe it's the scenes all having fairly similar openings. I'm not quite sure what it is, but Grand Theft Anal 9 just seemed to be missing that little spark to take it from the very good level up to the great level.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Internal Cumbustion 7, Fishnets 2, Drive Thru 3, Apprentass 3, Double Decker Sandwich 6, POV Centerfolds, Who's Your Daddy 7, and Teenage Jizz Junkies. The photo gallery includes about three dozen very nice looking framed photos and snapshots. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and cumshot recaps.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts about twenty five minutes. Holly starts things out breaking out her own collar to go with the outfit before posing for a few photos for The Quaze. She talks about Chris being a tripod and other big guys she's taken on before a little fun commentary on the set and a lesson from Travis on dildo washing. Jamie is next, who poses for a few photos with Quaze before doing a quick interview and getting a little direction from Quaze about the scene. She has a few words after the scene as well where she comes off as a bit of a character. Jenna is next, who gets a little guidance from The Quaze before Travis decides to liven things up with some Pixie Sticks. Sasha talks about how she'd actually wear her outfit out in public before posing for her stills, her love for her fans, and getting used to porn style anal sex. After her scene, she chats about being really happy with her scene and how every time somebody fucks her butt it seems a little different. Tory talks about loving sex going straight to the ass, loving to work with Sascha, and adding to her tramp stamp. There's a couple words after the scene as well, but it quickly gets cut off in mid sentence. As usual with what I've seen from Wendi Knight's movies, the behind the scenes featurette shows her to be nonexistent in the movie. Quaze appears to direct everything, and Travis appears to have more to do with the movie than she does just by washing Holly's dildo, let alone his other duties. Even if Wendi did have less to do with the movie than the set jizz mopper, this is still a very fun behind the scenes featurette.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, anal, ass to mouth, toys, swallowing, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: Borderline extreme

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Zero Tolerance’s DVDs can be found online for between $11 and $25, with many stores offering them for around $20. If you want all anal action, Grand Theft Anal 9 should work very well for you. The scenes are all hot and nicely done, with everybody getting into the anal action nicely. The technical aspects are pretty good, but there's an artistic look to the video that just didn't work for me. There's some nice effort put into the extras, but sadly not as much as the cover states. This is a pretty hot DVD.

Note to Zero Tolerance: If you're going to list somebody as director, it might help to at least make it look like they show up on the set during the behind the scenes...

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