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Grand Theft Anal

Studio: Zero Tolerance
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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Gof's ratings for Grand Theft Anal:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Grand Theft Anal overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Grand Theft Anal Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Grand Theft Anal Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Grand Theft Anal Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Grand Theft Anal Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Grand Theft Anal DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Grand Theft Anal A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Gof  on  6/18/2004
I had high expectations for this all anal movie, not least because of the delectable Miss Harper, one of our own, adorned the front cover, but also because I had really enjoyed my only previous Zero Tolerance title, Ass Cleavage.

The opening scene features Jessica, an anal veteran. She tells us that she was once known as the anal queen because she was one of the first girls to do anal sex on a regular basis. This was a few years ago, but Jessica still creates a bulge with her long, straight blonde hair, pleasant smile and tight, tanned body. She then moves inside to meet Mark and removes her top to reveal great medium, natural breasts.

I could have done without the gagging on the deep throating from Jessica, not erotic and bordering on the exploitative. But things improve, as Mark warms Jessica up with some fingers in her ass before she climbs on for some very vocal RCA action with gaping and ass to mouth. We then have doggie and missionary, with more gaping, before Mark wanks himself to climax over Jessica’s willing mouth.

A solid scene to begin the movie. Jessica looked good and was willing, but personally, I could have done without the gagging.

Jessica 8.5
Scene 8.0

Hungarian, Mandy Bright is next in line to open her poop chute. From the moment you hear her soft European accent and see her sultry looks and lean body you can’t help but be impressed. Her high heeled boots, which she keeps on during the scene, will also appeal to those of us who appreciate such details.

The scene begins with Mandy sucking Ben’s cock while fingering her ass hole. The blowing had less of the gagging this time and Mandy looked great bending over Ben to suck his cock. The floor shots of an anal pounding in RCA are excellent, particularly the sight of her breasts wobbling around. After further oral Ben enters her from behind with plenty of ass to mouth from Mandy. The highlight of the scene however, has to be the spoon of Mandy where the wide angled shots give us a cock hardening view of Mandy’s delicious body. The scene ends with a brief RCA, before a savage cut to doggie and then the expected facial to finish.

An excellent scene, with great energy from Mandy and some well shot positions.

Mandy 9.0
Scene 9.5

Next in line is big breasted, English blonde, Alicia Rhodes Alicia is the kind of English girl who makes me proud to be British. She is not only cute with a capital C, she has beautiful large natural breasts, and she is nasty with it. A great combination.

Some great dirty talking from Alicia as she sucks Mark’s dick (bad mouthing seems to be a speciality of the English girls I’ve seen) before she kicks off her heels and climbs on for a RCA. You can’t help but be aroused by the sight of Alicia grinding Mark’s cock and her big tits swinging We then move to an all too brief spoon position before doggie and then Alicia on her back with her legs in the air. The scene concludes with some missionary and then a plentiful facial, which Alicia greedily swallows up.

Another top scene with a superb, foul mouthed performance from the sweet looking Alicia.

Alicia 9.5
Scene 9.0

From England to Brazil for our next scene, as Rio gets the anal treatment from Dick Delaware. Rio has a good firm butt, but facially she can’t compete with Mandy or Alicia, and while her looks grow on you, overall I found her only marginally attractive.

Some good, sensuous slurping from Rio without any of the unnecessary gagging Some variation then, as Rio lubes herself up with a dildo before Dick takes her in spoon. Ass to mouth and then Rio really starts to get into the scene as she climbs on for some cowgirl. Rio then kicks her shoes off for some RCA before the scene cuts rather abruptly to a modest facial.

Not up to the previous scenes but still a solid effort.

Rio 7.0
Scene 7.5

The penultimate scene features German blonde, Anna Nova. She is attractive with medium to large fake tits. I’ve not been a big fan in the past, but she looks better here than I’ve seen her before.

The scene begins with some good sucking from Anna and then she is taken in doggie. The scene then moves to a great RCA and then spoon with ass to mouth from Anna. We then cut to cowgirl so we can have a long look at her great German butt before upside down anal It’s a shame that Steve had to wank to climax, but at least he produces a good facial with Anna lying on her back.

Another hot scene, and a good idea pairing Anna with fellow German, Steve Holmes, as they had a good chemistry and his presence seemed to relax Anna. Another hot scene.

Anna 8.5
Scene 8.5

This has already been a great film, but things can only get even better, with the appearance of cover girl, and the reason for me buying this disc, Hannah Harper.

Hannah looks so fresh and cute with her blonde hair and bright smile that I can forgive the jibe at British dental hygiene. Hannah can only be described as gorgeous here with her great ass, lovely medium breasts, long blonde hair and black heels.

Mark warms her up with some vigourous fingering before some good deep throat from Hannah. It’s then on to the anal, beginning with some missionary, with some ass tasting from Hannah, and then doggie with some gapping, for those who like that sort of thing. We then reach the pinnacle of the film, with the RCA of Hannah, which looks as horny as hell shot from below, but just as horny as the camera pans out to show off Hannah’s lithe body in all its glory. Mark has to wank to climax, believe it or not, but he does produce a decent facial, which looks great on Hannah’s cute face.

Hot, hot scene, with a hot babe, which only misses out on a score of 10, due to the lack of a spoon position.

Hannah 9.5
Scene 9.5


Any gonzo film stands or falls on the quality of its female cast, and here, Zero Tolerance can stand proudly upright. Hannah ranks right up there as one of my favourite performers and her fellow Brit, Alicia, showed just what a nasty slut she can be. Put the scorching Mandy Bright and the top notch Jessica into the pot and you have a great combination of girls to get you off time and time again. I’m not a huge fan of Anna, but she looked far better here than I’ve seen her before, and even Rio, was not unattractive.

Mandy’s scene was just my favourite, with Alicia’s and Hannah’s close behind, but all the scenes were well shot by Quaserman, and I enjoyed the spoon position in a number of the scenes, where the women could be enjoyed in all their glory.

If poor dental hygiene and anal sex are unfair, not to say unflattering, British stereotypes, then the observation that American’s don’t understand ironic comedy is also put to bed by Quaserman. His interviews were a blast, and really made a change from the run of the mill, “When did you first have sex?” interviews.

There has been some debate on the quality of ZT films on ADT recently, but films such as this can only strengthen the case of those who argue that ZT produce some of the best porn around.

This film comes highly recommended.

DVD Extras

Some genuinely funny behind the scenes footage, with the starring role going to Quaserman, who is quickly becoming my hero. Cum shot recap, photos and striptease make up the package. The only negative is the absence of trailers, which is a major missed opportunity when your films are this good.

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