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Gonza: Wanna Be A Porn Star?

Studio: Passion Fruit
Category:  All Sex

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Overall Rating 4 stars
Gonza: Wanna Be A Porn Star? overall rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by MartyM  on  8/15/2003
Can Four Lesbians Make Boy/Girl Porn?


What happens when four women (Southern lesbians, at that) decide to make their own boy/girl porn movie? Well, ‘Gonza: Wanna Be A Porn Star?’ is the result.

As background, I had seen Passion Fruit Video’s production of ‘Home Cookin’ before and loved it. Think of Benny Hill (the late British comedian) going down South to Texas – and making a girl/girl video – and you’ll get the idea. The movie was hilarious! The sex – among women only – was hot! And the main characters, played by the gorgeous actress Maitresse Elise (a blonde) and Katharine MacGregor (a buxom brunette) really looked great with arms, legs – and tongues – intertwined! (At one point, I even laughed so hard – while erect – that I thought my little head was literally going to explode!)

But that was another movie, and ‘Gonza: Wanna Be A Porn Star?’ is going in a totally different direction. Although I know that the actresses in it are gay, all of the female characters in the film are supposedly straight (although one turns out to be bisexual at the end). And after being disgusted by the porn that their boyfriends watch on video, all of them decide to prove that women can produce and direct an adult movie just as well – if not better – than men!

But what starts off as a pretty good premise, though, doesn’t necessarily turn out that way in execution.

The first part of the movie, in the Passion Fruit tradition, is actually pretty funny. The women ask their male friends to star in the movie. They are surprised to learn – contrary to a woman’s belief that all men think of themselves as infinitely virile – that the guys (all of whom become quite embarrassed) graciously decline. Some are married; one is a politician; another worries about his performance in bed; and the last one turns out to be gay!

The women have a little better luck when they run a blurb in the newspaper; and this is where the movie gets even funnier. The ad soon attracts an over-the-top man-hating feminist, and a sex-is-sin religious fanatic. Even a reporter from the local TV news (played by Ms. MacGregor) arrives with the preconceived notion that porn is oppressive, and she asks all of the women as a group, “And why did you have such a bad relationship with your mother?” “Huh?!” is all they manage to stammer in unison (at which point I nearly died!).

When the sex finally gets going, I was expecting to see these hugely romantic build-ups, followed by some long sessions of passionate sex – with special attention paid to each woman’s needs – that end with screaming and utterly real female orgasms! Not so.

The couples, on the spur of the moment, undress rather quickly. The blowjobs are short (and not particularly deep). And the sex – missionary, doggy and cowgirl in pussies only – is actually rather tame. Sure, each guy does give his girl the obligatory tongue lapping at the beginning to get her juices flowing. But this isn’t how she climaxes at the end. (Although Maitrisse does, in fact, finish this way – without ever really fucking her guy!)

The movie contains three boy/girl love scenes, and the first two have the most penetration (with Ms. Elise’s scene being the third). There’s even a nice girl/girl conclusion, where one woman, more experienced, teaches another how to explore her lesbian side, which I thought was rather nice.

Overall, the sex in the film is decent; but with a title like “Gonza,” the expectation is for a whole lot more. The cumshots, unbelievably, are also delivered internally and unseen! And, as we all know, that looks about as fake as any of the orgasms my girlfriend was trying to pass off on me just the other day – which was precisely what the women in the film were trying to avoid in the first place!

I hate to admit it, but the most exciting thing for me in the whole flick was watching women – whom I knew to be lesbians – giving their men head! As a suggestion for the future, I think it would be hot for Passion Fruit Video (and their partners, BadGirlzRule Productions) to combine boy/girl and girl/girl sex in the same scene – which is something that male produces are loath to do.

What if a man were to join in with two girls who were already pleasing each other? And what if one of the girls is a lesbian – or a virgin – that would be even hotter! Talk about role reversal! Rather than a man introducing two girls into the joys of lesbian sex (which is more typical), why not have one girl (who is bisexual) introduce her lesbian or inexperienced friend into the pleasures of heterosexual sex – after making love to her, of course? Wouldn’t that be a switch?

As more suggestions, I’ve also never seen a woman climax from the pleasure of her girlfriend’s tongue – while her dude is busy fucking her face! Or how about a babe riding her man’s dick reverse cowgirl to conclusion – while her girlfriend is amorously licking her clit? Or lastly, how about two really young girls – who have discovered sex by first making love to each other – losing their virginity by finally making love to a guy? (And, by all means – please do something with the cum!)

To conclude, as a professionally produced porn video, ‘Gonza’ is somewhat disappointing. But the movie is actually quite nice – if one imagines that it was made instead by four rather pleasant young women who are members of your local church! (Which probably isn’t too far from the truth!) Enjoy.

(More information on both ‘Gonza: Wanna Be A Porn Star’ and ‘Home Cookin’ can be found at passionfruitvideo.com.)



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