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Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody

Studio: New Sensations
Category:  Comedy , Feature film , MILF
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Captain Jack's ratings for Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody Plot/Acting rating 4.5 stars
Extras Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Golden Girls: A XXX MILF Parody A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by Captain Jack  on  6/24/2010
Parody is all the craze, but one show I thought would never be remade into a porno was this show. Then I saw the title was about to be released and I thought, OMG, they went too far this time! I looked at the title and noticed the cast included Raylene and Rachel Love so I thought, what the hell, it could be pretty good. So let’s get down to it.

New Sensations has put some of the current stable of MILF’s and made them look even older. The sex scenes are shown in flashbacks so they came up with a good concept, now let’s see if it works.

The plot concern’s Dorothy’s hot friend Jean who comes in for a visit. Turns out she’s a lesbian and is in love with Rose. The Golden Girls’ mission is that they want to show jean that man meat is better than soft, juicy flesh.

Here’s a scene-by-scene breakdown:

Diamond Foxx

Blanche calls a plumper to the house for the sole reason that he’s hot. Johnny Castle shows up and Diamond opens her robe to reveal some sexy lingerie with her tits bursting out of it. He fixes her pipes and Diamond offers to do more than just give a tip…she wants to take his shaft all the way down to the balls. They start making out with Johnny eating her out from behind. He lays her on the table and gives her a good licking before Diamond wants to taste his cock. She keeps her word and deep throats him making sure every inch of his cock is satisfied. Johnny fucks her face and then enters her in mish. He also bangs her in spoon, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and doggie. Johnny cums all over her face with Diamond making sure he’s cleaned up before sending him on his way.

Raylene

After getting some encouragement from Blanche, Raylene’s Dorothy wants her slutty side to shine. Rocco Reed is doing some landscaping work in the neighborhood and Raylene wants that hunk of man. He enters the house and Raylene starts flirting big time with him. Rocco resists her advances at first then gently kisses her. The clothes start coming off and Raylene shows off the body that we’ve all come to love. Rocco goes down on her and Raylene reciprocates. She starts out slowly before she inhales the cock. She gets pounded in mish, spoon, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl and doggie. Rocco unleashes a stream of cum to her lower lip and chin and Raylene thanks him by doing some clean-up.

Julia Ann

Jean sends Rose some flowers to thank her for being a friend and the delivery guy, Levi Cash, takes an interest in her. He starts flirting with her and Julia finds she can’t resist him. She kisses down his chest until she gets to his manhood and sucks on the tip while she strokes it with her hand. She gets most of him in her mouth when Levi stands up so she can take him deeper. Levi eats her out then pounds her pussy in mish, reverse spoon, reverse cowgirl, cowgirl and doggie. Levi explodes on her face and Julia Ann makes sure he gets every last drop out.

Jewels Jade

Jean gets a snack in the kitchen dressed only in her bra and panties. She has a smashing body. James Deen happens to be there doing some repair work and Jewels unloads her heart to him about the unrequited love she feels for Rose. Of course, they end up making out with James eventually going down on her. I love Jewels’ bronze skin but her enhancements are too big for her body. The so-called lesbian sucks his cock like a champ but can only fit half of James inside her mouth. He fucks her in doggie, mish, reverse cowgirl and reverse spoon. James strokes off on her big ass and Jewels does some minimal clean-up.

Rachel Love

Sophia is doing laundry in the middle of the night when she’s woken up by the other girls. She’s actually doing ‘Laundra’, a Swedish blonde played by Puma Swede. It’s a pretty standard girl-girl scene with a lot of titty play. They lick each other’s boxes and bring out the toys for the last half of the romp.

SPECIAL FEATURES

Disk 2 is where all the extras can be found and it is loaded. There is a ‘Party Version’ of the movie, which is a 92-minute edited version of the original 161 minute DVD. I guess it’s the cable version. There’s also 17-minutes of BTS footage, 7 minutes of outtakes, a photo gallery, cumshot recap and some trailers. Finally, there’s a bonus scene from Erotic Stories 3 featuring Julia Ann and Randy Spears.

SUMMARY

A very nice 2-disk Special Edition from New Sensations. Like I said, when this was on the drawing board, I didn’t think they could pull it off, but they did. If you are into the MILF genre, this is a must see for you. Raylene and Julia Ann had the hottest scenes and I have to give Julia her props. I’ve been hard on her in the past, but her acting was exemplary and she did a good job in her sex scene as well. All in all, a nice parody feature.



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