Ah, ChicagoÖ the windy city. A few years back I
visited Chicago and was in awe of BoyzTown. Big
Rainbow flags all over the buildings and more
hunky men then even I could handle. Regrettably,
I was too shy to check out any of the local sex
clubs. Luckily Chris Steele is on the case, and
gives us a nice tour of the hot spots in Chicago.
First up are Sonny Markham and Alec Powers.
Sonny is looking pretty good this time aroundÖ he
seems to have bulked up since I saw him last.
The director must have slapped him upside the
head and told him ďAct butch, damnit!Ē as his
normal squeaky voice is nowhere to be found
(well, at least in the scene heís butchÖ check
out the extras to hear his high pitched voice).
Alec looks like he actually lost some muscle
mass. He still looks buff, but I seem to
remember him a little bigger than this. Anyway,
they do a little glory hole sucking before Alec
gets fucked in a sling. The whole thing is
rather by the numbers. Thereís no real heat
here, so letís head on downtown, where Chris
spots a sexy sailor sneaking into one of the
local sex clubs.
The sailor walks right on up to the glory hole
and starts sucking on a big juicy black cock.
Actually, at 1 by 6 feet, itís more of a glory
window. Three more guys show up behind the glory
window, and our sailor sucks each one off.
Eventually he heads back behind the window where
he gets fucked by 2 of the four guys. The sex is
a little more passionate than the first scene;
unfortunately, I didnít really find any of these
guys particularly attractive. There are a few
nice cum shots, though.
The next scene just goes to show you how much of
a slut Erik Craige is. First he kneels down in
front of four glory holes and sucks off a whole
bunch of cock; then he raises his ass up to one
of the holes and gets fucked by seven faceless
guys, one after the other. Damn! Itís a nice
idea, but we donít get many good views of the
penetration. Erikís not done yet, though, as two
of the guys come back for another piece of his
Chris heads down to some warehouse in the suburbs
for the next scene. Iím a big fan of Chris
Steele, and Iíve been waiting with cock in hand
for his scene. Unfortunately, itís not one of
his best. He trades blowjobs with Tony Acosta,
his Latino partner, for far too long. Things
pick up a bit when Chris finally starts slamming
his cock into Tonyís ass. Two typical cumshots
end out this average scene.
Finally, in the last scene, someone (Peter
Meloni) shows the other guys how to really get
into a scene. He goes after cock like a rabid
dog! Iíve never seen someone drool over cock
that much! This scene is set up pretty much the
same as the othersÖ Things start out with some
oral glory hole action, then eventually progress
to anal action. The four guys initially pair off,
but end up all taking turns fucking Antonio
Vela. Donít miss Antonioís dickÖ itís one of the
nicest uncut cocks Iíve seen in a long time. He
mouths off to Peter one too many times, though,
and gets a jockstrap stuffed in his mouth!
Thanks to Peterís enthusiasm, this is easily the
As far as picture quality goes, the video does
get little pixely here and there, not to mention
the annoying Oh Man! Studios icon that shows up
in the lower right hand corner throughout the
entire movie (check the screenshots). The extras
are nice though. The behind the scenes feature
tries to be interesting, but the interviewer asks
everyone the same lame questions (did you have
fun today? Whoís your partner for this scene?
Have you made a lot of movies?). Oh Man always
packs their DVDs with previews, and Glory Holes
of Chicago is no exception. Also included is a
photo gallery and cumshot compilation.
Itís tough writing a review for this flick, since
my thesaurus doesnít have many synonyms
for ďaverageĒ. One of the major problems I had
with this installment of Glory Holes is that
every scene looked like it was shot in the same
sex club. Add to that the less than spectacular
cast (why are there so many bald guys in this
flick??) and you end up with a movie that looks
like itís just the same damn thing over and over
again. That being said, Glory Holes of Chicago
is sleazier than its predecessor, and those who
are into anonymous sex with gruff, normal looking
guys will probably eat this one up.
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