Running Time: 120 min est.
Production Date: November 2004
The Pocketcomb PremiseI am going to start by saying Gina Lynn Productions has put together some respectable work so far. Top Nut Bitches blew me away. Today’s title was pretty hot, but some dumb ass production decisions kept this title from being the classic that it had the potential of being. I’m about to break down the good and the bad. Stick around fellas, cause if you’re like me, you love a “Filthy Ho”.
White seamed stockings and sensible shoes went a long way too transforming porns favorite teen into a mature, sexual, woman.
I’m making an early prediction that this girl is about to be in the middle of an all out contract war.
Female Looks 10/10 Sex Rating 9/10|
Basically they took Portia De Rossi, and turned her into Peppermint Patty. Get a good look at the above photo, cause unless you watch the BTS, you’ll never see her look half this good in this title.
Despite GLP’s efforts to blow his scene, W. Flower turns in a pretty impressive work for a youngin. I’m 100% convinced that
Wildflower is the girl that we all hoped Lisa Marie would have been.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 9/10|
Once again Gina fucked up this one by taking Allies hot frame and sticking it in a tank top and Daisy Dukes. That was cool, but putting her in $20 hiking boots was another DUMB FUCKING MOVE! She’s having sex on a motorcycle. How about Biker Boots…?
Once the action started, I was able to overlook the poor wardrobe and the anal was quite a surprise. Thank goodness these
girls had heat, cause the production choices here killed the mood before the scene even got started.
Female Looks 9/10 Sex Rating 8/10|
The guy is this scene has to be the least deserving guy I have ever seen in porn. Charcoal pants, white shirt. He looked like he was on a break from the Circuit City sales floor. The GLP camp must have owed this guy big.
Bree looked amazing, and the nut was pretty good, but fuck casting Wally Cleaver in porn movies. That one just cost ya!
Female Looks 8/10 Sex Rating 7/10|
What I did notice was the fact that her mouth was “Filthy”, and she came off as a “Ho”. Low and behold, GLP decided in the final scene to live up to the titles name.
This girl was good, and I believed every last obscenity that flew from her jowls. I’ll tell you right now. If she ever gets
the “Star Treatment” (Better Hair & Batter Makeup) This girl will be a starlet on the rise.
Female Looks 7/10 Sex Rating 8/10|
Gina as a director/producer impressive. Gina as a performer, less than impressive in my book.
This was a solid title with good heat and pretty women. The down side was the amateur feel, and the terrible hair, makeup and wardrobe on half the women in this title. It’s really a good flick, but you have to accept some bonehead production moves in order to appreciate the genius potential.
So far, GLP is 2 for 2, but I want to see some IR. Please don’t tell me you’re a one trick pony. BM/WF, WM/BF you make the call, just add some diversity to your mix. Anyone can shoot vanilla.