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Gia Has A Negro Problem 3

Gia Has A Negro Problem 3

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Overall Rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  11/26/2006

Gia Poloma Has A Negro Problem

Is That A Nigga In Your Ass!?!

Director: Francesca Le
Studio: Le Wood
Running: 110 min
Genre: Classic Nigga Lovin
Release: 2004
Is there anything more offensive than porn? If anything is it has to be a racial slur. That said, Le Wood has the most explosive mix of sex and politically correct banter to make even the most liberal democrat put down his issue of High Times and take notice. I’ll be honest, in the right mouth the N Word can be a beautiful thing. Come on brotha’s how many of you would have loved to been anal doggy style on Nina Hartley with her looking back at you saying “Pack dat ass nicca”. You know you would have left a load worthy of the kinkiest crime scene. When it comes to white women and the N Word, I’m on a quest. I’ve fucked a blonde haired, blue eyes big booty Mormon mom in the ass, in Utah, nonetheless, and she loved to let the N word fly. I’ve fucked married women in the ass why their hardworking husbands where on the grind trying to pay off the latest remodel, and the only thing left is to convert Bianca Trump back to the big booty, nigga loving, ass taking whore that she was 10 years ago. Enough about me, this is your Gia Poloma “Nigga on My Mind” Transmission.

Scene Breakdowns:

Gia Poloma

I couldn’t believe this. She starts off taking about watching Africans on the Discovery Channel. She was wet as fuck retelling her accounts of the Dingo tribe runnin butt naked in the outback. That’s more than a Negro problem, that’s a white bitch with issues.

This scene features the talents of Darren James. I always thought that Darren was a snaggle tooth, country looking bumpkin, but he dick stays hard and he had a gift for anal. He most likely would be about the top stunt dick in the business if it wasn’t for a poor call below the border.

I can’t say that I was ever a GP fan. She started off chubby, then slimmed down. Her face was cute, but to me her body remained sloppy. I have to admit that today her figure was the best I had ever seen it pre surgery. I’ll concede I wasn’t aware that her ass was that fluffy and that anal was so second nature to her. Darren put that African Love stick on her and she welcomed it with open legs and ass. I love a good anal stuffin and Gia allowed him full access to her anus.

Unfortunately Gia signed a contract. I don’t know if she is still under it, but once again it proved to be a career killer since I have seen or heard from her since.

Scarlet O Whora

The 1st couple times I saw her I thought she was one of the nastiest, ugliest, worthless skanks on digital. After seeing her works I now know that she was an underestimated gem. She had a round rump and two cherries for breast, but don’t count her out when it comes to lovin the black man. Truth be told she reminded me of Angel long, but I’d give the nod to Scarlet based on her raw enthusiasm.

This time Byron Long was laying pipe. Byron was a personal favorite of mine for a while, then rumor on the street was that something he was smoking was making his dick soft. I can’t say that I have 1st hand knowledge, but I will say that he fell off the map quick and that the industry could have used his swift sword.

Scarlet didn’t lie when she said that she loved getting fucked in her ass. She opened up and let Byron have his way. Her fair skin and slim legs made for serious mood and contrast and the fluid camera movement was the shit. If you love white ass and watching big black niggas get at it, this scene was conceived with you in mind.

Heather Pink

Ms. Pink has a body that I’d love to come home too on the daily. Full breast, long legs and an adequate ass. Her face won’t win any pageants, but hey, I do bitches from behind anyway, so a butta face is right up my alley.

I was shocked to see her in this title. For some reason I didn’t think she did black guys. Obviously by her recollection of the title, “Some Nigger Movie”, it was apparent to me that her IR experience was limited.

This was my first time seeing Heather in action and it might just be my last. I’m pretty sure she left the business and if this scene was any indication of her talents, she should have never done porn. She was stiff, uninterested and non responsive. If I had to imagine what it would be like to fuck a corpse, that’s pretty much how I’d have to compare Ms. Pink.

The one redeeming factor for me was the fact that she requested a big dick, and once she got it, she couldn’t hang. Every inch of that game tight body shivered, but it was more with pain, than pleasure. Even though the chemistry sucked here it was worth it to see that nigga hatin heffer get served up with a King Kong Donkey Dong.

Alicia Rhodes

I can’t front, Alicia has a doll like face, and fully clothed a fairly killer frame. For me the issue comes when she’s in full swing. She’s got a little tummy and you know that I am not a fan of big naturals. I will say that this title was shot during the best phase of her career. This was before she got fat, sloppy and finally bowed out of the business. If she looked this good for the majority of her career I have no doubt that I would have been a major fan.

Alicia had a similar quality to that of Brittany Madison, but the trade of was foreign vs. domestic, filthy vs. fashionable and cute vs. cocky. You make the call on who is what, but either way you will be treated to serious anal.

Jasmine Lynn

Jasmine is a crack looking, big booty, anal whore. I had heard of her long before I ever saw her work. White guys couldn’t stop talking about how good her onscreen lovin was. Since she didn’t do black guys I knew it would take me a while to get around to her and when I finally did, it was less that impressive. I saw her in Black in the Saddle or something to that effect and all I’ll say is the entire title was worthy of the recycle bin.

Today she was matched with Darren J and I knew that at a minimum her ass was going to get done right and If she was the anal wore that people made her out to be I would have to stand up cheer to show my appreciation.

It was obvious to me that Darren had an issue with her ass, cause he continually swatted that thang like she was on punishment. I also have to retract my crack comment cause the longer I starred, the rounder that mother fuckin rump appeared to get. If Jasmine would have stay around long enough I would assume that a tit job would have taken place and at that point she would have been the most in demand bitch in the business.

The camera was good, the action was good and the lovin was 110% believable. I am 100% sold on this girl and hate that she left the business before her prime.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

Short of Heather, this title was solid. For me it’s all about taboo and on that note step up Le Wood, Let the N Word fly. I would love to see Poppy Morgan have a nigga problem. For that matter Kristal Summers, Katie ray, Shy Love, and Brooke haven are also a bunch of females that need to be served up on an African Skewer.

One thing about racism, it works for you, or against you. You have my permission to release the beast, the industry is ready for some nigga lovin.

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