Ghetto Booty #4
Directed by D. Sparky
Starring: Almond, Diamond, Cappichino, Ms Co Co, Hershey, Lexington Steele,
Mr Marcus, Wesley Pipes, and John E. Depth
Running time: 86mins, plus trailers
This is the first title I've seen from director D. Sparky, who attempts to blend
some hip-hop vibes with no-frills, all-sex, all-black porn, featuring five girls
in straightforward boy-girl scenes.
Our host, this motor mouth guy called Vegas, leads us into a room where Mr Marcus
is already being given a blowjob from a fairly good-looking girl called Cappichino.
Vegas leaves them to get on with it, but she's tentative, like she's going to
choke on Marcus' big bone. He lifts her skirt and takes her from behind over
the desk, slow but steady, as it looks like a snug fit. Moving through missionary
to reverse cowgirl positions, she has pendulous breasts that sway as she rides
on top and a nice smile makes a fleeting appearance.
The bright natural light/deep shadow makes it hard to see, especially during
a doggy position, and I do wish she'd stop playing with her tongue stud and
at least try to look interested. In cowgirl, with marginally better energy,
there's a close view of her dimpled butt. Finally, she gives Marcus a bit of
a suck but then lets his load fire off anyplace, as she grimaces tight-lipped,
looking happy it's all over. Vegas comes in babbling about "the hottest black
shit on the street" - I'm no expert, far from it, but somehow I doubt that.
Well, he's already starting to annoy me, but here's Vegas to "introduce" the
next scene in a house that's becoming quite familiar (Jules Jordan and the Red
Light gang have shot there too). Hershey is already down on her knees, her boobs
popping out over her top, and she's giving Wesley a nice BJ with hands free
action included. They move to the kitchen where she's naked and being eaten
out by her man. She gets down from the worktop, permitting a better view of
her nice boobs and body - she's quite pretty and has a cheeky little smile.
Hershey is fucked from behind in some more energetic sex with a slightly nastier
attitude, as Wesley has her bend down and grab her ankles. Spread on the table,
she's pussy pounded in missionary position, but with her on top is better to
show her boobs and round bum, which is displayed to even more effect in doggy
on a chair. However, the problems of contrast and colour are seriously bad here,
doing weird things to skin tones that take on various ethnic hues in a matter
of seconds. Yuck. It stays like that for a tiny but visibly unappreciated facial.
Vegas returns to make some lame remarks that make her giggle again - at least
someone finds him funny (thankfully, he is barely in evidence again).
Diamond is already naked as the scene starts, sitting by a clothed Lexington
on a couch, idly chatting away. He starts to rub oil over her buxom body, and
at this point I've got pretty high hopes - Diamond looks very attractive, sexy
and generally fulsomely appealing (save for a nasty tattoo on her right boob).
The loving oral attention she gives to Lex is a good start, but unfortunately
it never really takes off for me. No matter whose fault it is - maybe Lex could
be more careful with that huge tool, maybe Diamond would complain no matter
the size of the dick - it seems that whatever position they try, and they try
quite a few, it's not long before Diamond is asking Lex to ease back.
The initial penetration seems like a genuinely intense experience for Diamond,
understandably so, but it seems like she never relaxes, whether it's doggy style
or Lex picking her up and bouncing her on his pole. She seems happiest when
she's moving herself against him, but that's too rare. Oh well, at least her
big ass and round boobs look good! Well, they would do if the sloppy direction
and terrible framing didn't present the viewer with shots ¾ full of the Venetian
blinds. There's a rapid fade to black after Lex has finally hosed her face down
with a large load.
While this other girl can't believe the Ferrari in the garage belongs to Mr
Marcus, cute young Almond, once left alone with him, is so enamoured that she's
prepared to get down and give him a blowjob. She drops her jeans, turns round
and is fucked from behind over the car. Marcus eases his cock into her tight,
pink depths straight off. Well, it just wouldn't do for him to kiss her, or,
God forbid, eat her pussy!
Almond still has her top on as she rides on him reverse cowgirl, but it's soon
removed to reveal a perky pair. She squats on his cock, they move to spoons,
and it's clear she's much more relaxed and into the sex. Marcus delves deeper,
with evident problems for her, unlike the cameraman who's struggling with his
focus. As they move around towards missionary, her touch pulls him into her;
it's good, natural sex with some pleasing views of her tight little butt in
doggy, a tight little butt that's soon glistening with Marcus's spunk.
Ms Co Co
The final scene plunges straight into the action, with the already naked Ms
Co Co riding the cock of her man, John, his tool shuttling into her squelchy
wet pussy. There's no diplomatic way of putting this, though I hate to be cruel,
Ms Co Co is heavy around the hindquarters, and the close up views of her dimpled
ass cheeks are not a pretty sight to these eyes. This is of no consequence to
Ms Co Co, who's clearly on top as she grinds away.
She's not too bad looking when the director finally bothers to show her face
as they move to a deep plunging missionary position. At least she's into it,
as she gets on top once more and just grinds her hips on that dick. A few smacks
to the ass cheeks, irresistible I suppose, but this position goes on way too
long. They pummel away at each together in doggy until, laughing, he comes on
her ass, but this scene really held little appeal for me.
There are a couple of out-takes during the credits, one of which shows Hershey
giggling and holding a conversation with someone unseen off-camera, while a
bemused Wesley keeps shagging away at her. This is perhaps indicative of the
level of involvement…
I have no particular expertise or interest in ethnic or interracial themes -
I can only rate this movie for its all around qualities as a porn flick, and
it's not a very good one, I am afraid. I was hoping for some energy, some tease
(maybe to use the constant hip-hop background to set up some sexy dancing),
some good vibes, but all that you get is some very basic, low budget porn, seriously
lacking in heat, energy and chemistry. There's little or no rapport between
players in most of the scenes as they perform disconnected, impersonal sex.
While there are actually at least some sexy female forms to ogle and sporadic
moments of sexual inspiration, barely competent camerawork and lighting are
a significant detraction.
The most notable technical factor about this disc is the picture quality - i.e.
it's not very good. It looks like there's too much compression there, the colours
are inconsistent, contrast is out of control and there are weird things going
on with skin tones. I dare say some of this is down to the source footage, but
whatever, it's not impressive. The sound is okay, though perhaps they could
have made more of a feature of the music. Extras? Merely a slide show and a
standard selection of Hustler trailers, which doesn't add up to much in my book.
The only praiseworthy element is the good chapter menu set up, that allows easy
access to sub-chapters dividing each scene into bite-size chunks.