Starring: Lisa DeLeeuw, Dorothy LeMay, Georgina
Spelvin, Susan Nero, Chris Cassidy, Brooke West,
John Leslie, Dewey Alexander, Hershel Savage
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Directed By: Robert McCallum
The term "classic porn" is usually an oxymoron.
After all, even the very best adult movies were
cranked out over a week's shooting and shared
little in common with their mainstream
counterparts. Deep Throat, for all it's grandeur
in the porn world is still a B-movie production.
Yet, these "classics" are pretty damned
entertaining, and nobody ever got off watching
Citizen Kane. Garage Girls is one such
classic "good time" kind of movie. It's silly,
it's dated, and its jokes fall about as flat as a
souffle in a thunderstorm. But, it's also sexy,
fun to watch, and worth the discounted price most
on-line retailers are charging for it.
Garage Girls plays like one of those late night
cable movies about a bunch of frat guys and their
misadventures at spring break. You know the
kind; you might find Danny Bonaduce making a
cameo. This is no spring break movie, though.
In this film (yes, film), Lisa DeLeeuw opens a
garage with her all-girl staff of mechanics, but
finds that gender stereotypes can get in the way
of her success. So, the girls take matters into
their own hands, as well as a couple of select
orifices. You see, there's a rival garage trying
to sabotage the business, an auto club looking
for sexual kickbacks, a Bonnie and Clyde
anachronism on the lam, a broken down RV filled
with a not so repressed church group, and John
Leslie as a beat cop who has a hard time keeping
his gun cocked and his cock holstered. And of
course, there's also a lot of sex.
Any porno movie made today with this much effort
would be considered a top of the line adult film,
and yet older porn like this is so easily
dismissed. It shouldn't be. In addition to the
fact that 1981 wasn't the dark ages, this female
cast's good looks is enough to dispel any rumor
that old school porn isn't hot enough. For those
who liken breast implants to crimes against
humanity, you'll be happy to know that not an
ounce of silicone can be found--certainly not on
Lisa DeLeeuw who's tits are only matched by her
animalism. She proves it in two scenes with John
Leslie, the first of witch takes place in a
shower. Normally, I find all that water
distracting, but damned if she doesn't look good
wet. I mean, really good.
And then there's Dorothy LeMay, for whom there's
a special place in my porn watching heart. She's
the first girl I ever saw fuck on film, and after
watching her apply her considerable oral skills
to multiple partners, you may begin to understand
how I ended up on the road to long term smut
consumerism. She sucks dick like semen was an
opiate. Watching both her her and blonde Chris
Cassidy on their knees getting fucked up a flight
of stairs is the kind of action we should get
more of in our porn, but unfortunately we don't.
She returns a couple of more times, thankfull,
because this isn't just a five scene formula
movie. There's fucking going on all over the
place, and frankly I lost count of how many such
scenes there are in Garage Girls. Let's just say
there's a bunch.
Like all DVDs from Nu-Tech Digital, you'll
discover Garage Girls has excellent sound, which
is surprising considering it's age. It's not
going to push your home theater to it's edge, but
it's well done. And the same can be said for the
transfer itself. I doubt the source material was
in the best condition, but it still looked better
than expected on my system. Extras, however, are
fairly sparse. A small photo gallery and some
trailers are the only ones you're going to get.
That said, Garage Girls is still a good DVD.
It's silly enough that you can watch it with your
buddies and have a some good laughs, but it's
also more than sexy enough to watch again once
they've all gone home.