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Studio: Brian Pumper Productions
Category:  All Sex , Anal
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Overall Rating 5 stars
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Reviewed by Long Noel  on  3/8/2009
Gapeman (2008)
THEMES: Ass Obsession, Anal Sex, Interracial, Gapes
Starring: Dana DeArmond, Annette Schwarz, Adrianna Nicole, Bobbi Starr, Amber Rayne, Kelly Wells & Brian Pumper
Produced & Directed by: Brian Pumper

Long Noel Review #104

I’ve just started getting into Brian Pumper’s flicks and I must say I am proud of this man. Where Justin Slayer left off, Brian Pumper picked up at The Evil Empire. The Ass Spread was a flick of brilliance and his trailers and raps are very entertaining and hilarious. I have never seen a man so full of himself, but I enjoy it, plus his skill and love for the asses of beautiful women. Now, I despise anal gapes and I feel there’s something extreme, vile and disgusting about some of that (unless we’re talking about the gapes in Buttman’s Anal Show), but the female cast in this flick is so perfect! I found a copy to rent and here’s my review!

REVIEW:
Let it be known that Brian Pumper is a very nasty ass motherfucker. I’ve never seen any of Jay Sin’s flicks and I know many people like his style and his love for anal gapes. But Brian Pumper takes ass obsession to a true and nasty level. He has a thing for smelling women’s dirty anuses. He has a strong ass-smelling fetish and he even puts his nose in a woman’s gaping asshole to see how it smells. I believe someone is going to try a new level of ass obsession, which includes the ladies wiping their buttocks, if Brian doesn’t take that step. I’m watching the BTS footage for The Ass Spread and he has the nerve to ask Emma Heart if she wiped her ass, before he starts smelling all in her ass. Emma laughed her ass off. Then, I see the trailer for Aurora Jolie’s Cum In My Booty and I found out that’s another flick I want to see in the future. The theme song for this flick is hilarious. Brian puts on a fake Jamaican accent, saying “I want to see de pink meat!” and “When she’s done with me, she won’t be able to shit, fam!” Brian Pumper goes overboard with ass obsession. For those of you who felt Christoph Clark’s brand of ass obsession was rough and ugly, you haven’t seen anything when you’ve seen Gapeman.

The female cast is perfect. Bodacious Booty was a flick that also had a superb female cast, but that was a very weak film. Gapeman is a anal-only, ass-obsessive interracial flick that is filled with potential. While it’s not a perfect movie and while it’s absolutely not for everybody, if you are into excessive anal gapes (which, unfortunately, is a norm in today’s adult films), you will love it. Although I can’t stand anal gapes and feel they are trifling, this was a bomb-ass flick and I cannot say that I hate it not one bit. The weakest scene belongs to Bobbi Starr and the only reason why is because the gapes in her scene were the nastiest, she was too overly-dramatic and I wasn’t a fan of the bottomless vinyl pants she was wearing. The tease sequences for every scene is very long and drawn-out. The ladies go inside an elegant house, looking for Gapeman, a Jamaican anal-sex fanatic (played by Brian Pumper). Until he pops up, surprising them, the ladies work the hell out of their butt holes with some huge, oversized sex toys, ramming them all in their rectums. That is until Gapeman comes through and go straight into their assholes, fucking these ladies in the ass in various positions. Sometimes hard and fast, mostly slow and easy. Every scene starts out like this. The tease for every scene is on point, full of intense anal play and ass obsession Sometimes, Gapeman only keeps his dick inside of a woman for 10-15 seconds, teasing them before pulling out, having the camera zoom inside a woman’s gape. This shit becomes very annoying after awhile, but it only happens a lot in the scene with Dana DeArmond. Did I mention Dana DeArmond has a very nice ass? Dana DeArmond’s scene was great, but for some reason, I liked her a bit better in Jake Malone’s Own My Ass.

Every woman’s anal gape looks different. Mostly, you see a woman’s intestines to the point to where it looks like raw hamburger and I hate it. Then again, Adrianna Nicole’s butt hole is the best of the entire female cast. I say this because when she gapes, you don’t see “de pink meat”. Because her ass is sooo tight! Although the gapes are tasteless and seemingly painful, the ladies provoke it and they enjoy it! While watching this film, I thought about Flower Tucci and Ricki White and how they would fit perfectly for a flick like this! This film includes a lot of nasty ATMs and similar to This Butt’s 4 U, the ladies make some nasty, gross butt noises, including farts. But don’t worry. It’s not as bad as it was in Belladonna’s Girl Train. I couldn’t stomach another Girl Train for shit. I’m also happy there were no nasty, filthy cum-farts in here like there are in flicks by Jules Jordan and Erik Everhard. Gapes and broken rectums are gross enough. Then again, I know some people who prefer cum-farts over gapes. One is nastier than the other at times. This film also includes very little face sitting and some lesbian action in the third scene with Annette Schwarz & Adrianna Nicole, a scene which is reminiscent to the incredible-ass finale in Jake Malone’s Fuck Slaves 2, which starred Lorelei Lee (who looks just like Adrianna Nicole; both ladies are regulars in Jake Malone’s flicks) and Sarah Jane Ceylon. When Brian Pumper, looking like a black Popeye The Sailorman, acts a fool, I feel like I’m watching Forest Whittaker play as a fucking android on steroids or some shit.

This flick is bizarre in some areas and I’ll tell you how bizarre it is, along with what I didn’t like about the film. I felt at times this movie was too nasty and perverse for my liking and was too much for me to endure, let alone for me to get off on. But I did like it. I doubt if I’ll ever see another flick like this one, but I liked the movie as a whole. When Brian Pumper slides up in Kelly Wells’ ass doggystyle (while she’s propped on a barstool), she yells out “Hallelujah!” But I loved it when he rode her ass doggystyle. I didn’t care for all the animalistic faces Kelly Wells made, let alone the ones Brian Pumper made. Bobbi Starr’s scene was the shortest of all five and I didn’t like how overly-dramatic she was. Bobbi Starr had the nastiest gapes of all the ladies. Bobbi Starr’s scene only got 13.5 points out of 15. Every other scene here gets 14 points and above. Annette Schwarz is starting to remind me of Kelly Stafford so much. In her scene with Adrianna Nicole, she fingers her loose anus so, so bad that when she stops, all you see is part of her anal opening. It’s like part of her anus is missing or broken and I hated that shit! I didn’t like the fact that Dana DeArmond’s scene ended on a very slow note, which made me feel like the scene was too long. Gapeman is a fucking nasty flick that’s to the point of perversion. It’s more than ass obsession. Some would think it’s degrading. While I wouldn’t consider it degrading, it’s just downright fucking nasty! I liked it better than any of Belladonna’s Butthole Whores flicks. Aside from the ladies’ beauty and the normal views of a woman’s buttocks and her switching, there is nothing classy about this flick. I won’t call it trashy, but it’s nasty as fuck! I’ll admit, it was a better than Evil Anal 5 (I have some urge to see Evil Anal 7). At the same time, Gapeman isn’t anything that I’d watch repeatedly, but it’s a great flick. Just not flawless. It didn’t have enough class for me!

BOTTOM LINE:
If you enjoy watching big black poles ream the evil out of tiny white butt holes, you will love this flick. Amber Rayne’s scene was just perfect to me. Her scene was the greatest, all gapes aside, I loved it. She was the best. The only problem with Dana DeArmond’s scene was that it started on the right foot, but ended slow, therefore, making the scene seem too long. There one strong gripe in the third scene with Annette Schwarz & Adrianna Nicole. Bobbi Starr’s scene turned out very nasty and too dramatic. Kelly Wells, I loved her scene very much, also. Amber Rayne has such a foul, fast-talking mouth. I’m glad she wasn’t annoying like she was in the first Fuck Slaves. She is such a freak and this scene made me get more into her. This flick has potential! But, I loved The Ass Spread better. It wasn’t nasty, over-the-top and extreme as this one. But after watching this flick, I can see why John Stagliano had him direct for Evil Angel!

The BTS footage is brilliant. Amber Rayne talks about how she’s been having anal sex since she was 15 and didn’t pop her vaginal cherry until she was 18. Amber Rayne, Adrianna Nicole and Kelly Wells discuss how much they love anal sex. The extras include trailers, BTS footage and all. West Coast Productions discontinued this DVD. Currently, Evil Angel is reissuing this flick on DVD, now that B. Pumper is directing for Evil Angel. I just hope that Evil Angel cranks this DVD out asap (in case I want to grab it. Everything I own is by Evil Angel. Well, except This Butt’s 4 U. I received a copy of the Jules Jordan DVD by mistake). Gapeman is absolutely not a perfect skin flick. But I liked it a lot. Even when I felt it was too damn nasty and gut-bucket at times, I liked it a lot!

RATING: 97.3% - Own it, immediately!


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