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Studio: Metro
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Overall Rating 2 stars
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Female Looks Fuck You, Ass Whores 7 (FYA 7) Female looks rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/7/2003

Running Time: 109 min.

Production Date: 1 / 25 - 26 / 1999

Director: Mike Adams

Cast: Julie Meadows, Cherry Mirage, Gina Ryder, Barett Moore, Jennifer Leigh, Mikki Taylor, Salina del Ray, Szilvia, Mark Davis, Jake Steed, Kyle Stone, Tyce Bune, and Vince Voyeur

Initial Expectations: Fuck You Ass Whores 5 didnít impress me much, but with this cast I have to give the series another chance!

Initial Reaction: It leaves a bit to be desired.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody looking for a straightforward anal movie without plot, nastiness, or a heavy anal emphasis

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody looking for a really hardcore anal movie

Audio /Video Quality: The audio is a little weak. Itís often a little off balance and thereís a few areas which are obviously dubbed. The video is pretty average. Thereís a little grain throughout the movie, but the lighting is well done with few shadows. Thereís also a little pixelation that rears its ugly head a couple times, but thankfully there isnít much of it.

Music: The music is fairly typical electronic and drum machine porn music, and is just a little on the loud side.

Menus: The main menu isnít too impressive. Itís a picture of the VHS cover with a list of selections next to it. The chapter menu is much the same, giving you a small clip of each scene and a scene number to make your selection from.

The Feature: Fuck You Ass Whores 7 collects six sex scenes. The only thing connecting any of the scenes is that one of the girls takes it in the ass during the scene. Other than that, itís all sex with no plot and no teases or anything else to lead into the scenes.

Julie Meadows starts things off with Mark Davis. Mark starts out working Julieís ass and pussy over with his tongue and fingers as she bends over and smiles happily. She returns the favor with some nice knob gobbling for Mark before climbing on to ride him cowgirl style. Julie lets Mark have a bit more of her snatch missionary style before he fucks her ass doggie and reverse cowgirl style. Finally she takes Markís guy goo on her nicely natural tits.

As usual, Julie is nothing short of amazing. This was one of her early scenes, as she hasnít had her implants installed yet, and sheís still cute as can be. She puts some nice energy into the scene, but more than anything, looks like sheís into every single stroke Mark takes into each of her holes. She smiles frequently and leaves the scene feeling fun and easy. The scene is a little slow at times, but with Julieís enthusiasm itís hard not to like it and it ends up as one of the best scenes in the feature.

Bottle blonde Jennifer Leigh takes on Jake Steed and Tyce Bune in the second scene. She starts out with Jakeís joystick in her mouth while Tyce works her over with his tongue and fingers from behind. After Tyce comes up to get a little oral attention Jake moves back to give Jennifer her first dicking from behind. Tyce takes his turn with a bit of reverse cowgirl for each of Jenniferís holes before having Jake join in for a double penetration. She finishes things up with a great double facial and just the right amount of acknowledgment for the camera.

This isnít too bad of a scene. Jennifer has a nice bit of sluttiness about her that makes the DP seem very natural, and she smiles and moans enough through it that it looks like sheís enjoying the attention of both guys. Yes, it borders on Jennifer faking the entire thing, but she played things just right for me here.

Szilvia, an extremely attractive brunette who looks like she went to the Tammy Faye Baker school of makeup application, teams up with Kyle Stone for the third scene. As usual Kyle starts out giving Szilvia a little tongue for her bung before she mouths his manhood. Szilvia hops up to give Kyle a nice cowgirl ride that shows off her ample assets very well before laying back for some missionary work. She lets Kyle have his way with each of her holes as she lays back and fuck her ass in a kind of standing side-saddle before sucking Kyle until he explodes on her face.

This is another pretty good scene. Szilvia is a bit restrained, and in a way reminds me of Silvia Saint. She has some decent vocals and gets into it very well, but at the same time some of it feels really shallow. That said, like with watching Silvia Saint I got into the scene pretty well and hope to find a bit more of Szilvia in the future.

Vince Voyeur takes on Barrett Moore and Salena Del Ray in the fourth scene. The girls start off teaming up to pleasure Vince orally, with Barrett breaking off to watch Salena suck and ride Vince while she diddles herself. Barrett moves up so Salena can eat her while Vince fucks her from behind before finally taking her turn. She rides Vince reverse cowgirl style while Salena plays with both of them and then lets Vince pile driver her ass while Salena watches and diddles herself. Finally, Vince pulls out and sprays Barrettís face.

This is a decent scene, but nothing much above average. Thereís okay chemistry between Vince and the girls, but they never seem to get fully into each other. Instead they want to watch and take care of themselves, which is a nice change from most group scenes but it doesnít let anything really build among the group. Salena is easily the better of the girls here despite not taking anal, and gives some nice vocals and smiles while Barrett shows off all the emotion of a blow up doll.

Gina Ryder and Mikki Taylor handle the penultimate scene. Gina starts out massaging Mikkiís ass and playing with her pussy before they kiss a little. Mikki tongues Ginaís twat in thanks, with the girls going back and forth in different positions until Gina finally gives Mikki a clear dildo in her backdoor. Finally things cut to the girls kissing to bring things to a close.

As a lesbian scene, this is okay, but as an anal scene itís sorely lacking. Gina and Mikki seem to enjoy each other, but the anal action is so restricted and such a small part of the scene that I was bored by much of it. Mikki getting her pucker rubbed is about all the anal action that this scene has until she gets fucked in the ass with the dildo. By that point it seems like itís just there so it can fit in either an anal movie or a lesbian movie. The focus also switches at that point so that Ginaís just a piece of machinery who doesnít seem fit to be shown much. This scene did very little for me.

Cherry Mirage, a hot brunette who Iíve never thought got the attention she deserved, finishes things up with Mark Davis. Mark tongues and fingers Cherryís ass before actually giving her pussy a little attention. She returns the favor with some nice head before letting Mark take her missionary style. Cherry moves up to ride him reverse cowgirl, and takes it in each of her holes before finishing things up with a bit of anal doggie and a pop on her

This is another pretty average scene. Cherry does a good job, but the scene feels just like some of the other scenes to the point that I almost went back to see if the positions were in the same order for some of the other scenes as they were here. It also felt a bit held back, as if nobody wanted to do anything too nasty and that it was just porn so why put too much effort into it. Thatís not a feeling I ever seem to get out of Cherry, but itís something that with this scene came out and brought it down for me.

FYA 7 isnít quite an average porno. Although there is some good sex, a few scenes feel uninspired and thereís never much of an anal emphasis. I donít think anal action makes up half of the scene for most of the scenes here, and the camera almost feels afraid of it at times. Also, the anal doesnít feel natural for the scenes. It feels like the porno timer has gone off so the people switch to anal. Itís part of the ďitís only porn so why try too hardĒ attitude that always ticks me off, and because of it FYA 7 didnít quite make it to an average feature for me.


Extras: The photo gallery lasts about three and a quarter minutes with about five seconds per okay looking snapshot. Thereís also internet and company information on the movie side of the DVD. The B-side of the DVD is filled with trailers for other Metro releases.

Themes: Straight, rimming (male > female), anal, group, interracial, DP, masturbation, voyeurism, lesbian, spanking, and toys

Condoms Usage: Kyle Stone for anal, Vince Voyeur, and Mark Davis with Cherry Mirage

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Overall: Currently, many of Metroís DVDs can be found online for between $12 and $25 with most stores offering them for around $20. This is a bit high for what you get here. Thereís not a heavy anal emphasis and the scenes often feel uninspired. The technical aspects approach average, but the extras are lacking.

Note to Metro: If youíre considering a very low budget line, this would be a great title to consider for it.

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