Fuck ‘Em All 2 is the second in a series of all-sex movies showcasing Tabitha Stevens. The third instalment has recently been released and given the quality of this title, I’m definitely interested. Tabitha introduces each of the scenes by explaining how she received a letter from one of her fans and was going to fulfil their fantasy. Though there’s no real plot to speak of, it’s always fun to see porn stars at ease, casually joking and having fun with each other.
Overall, both the men and women were good-looking. Obviously, I bought the DVD mainly for Tabitha and I wasn’t disappointed on that score – she looks hot in this movie and there weren’t any problems with her implants, though the high cheekbones came out a few times. The sex was pretty light, even though there was anal in the second scene and Tabitha has a DP in the last scene. Everyone seemed to be having fun.
The direction was good, lighting was well-handled with the exception of the last scene, and best of all, there was no music during the sex. Video and audio were sharp but not too sharp. However, I was disappointed by the lack of extras. I was looking forward to Tabitha’s audio commentary, but it seems she didn’t do one for Fuck ‘Em All 2. There’s a photo gallery and slideshow, and a blackjack game for computer users who manage to stumble upon it.
SCENE 1: Chenin Blanc, Tabitha Stevens, Brandon Iron & Cheyne Collins.
Professor Mike tells Tabitha he’s brought in the couple that wrote to her; she’s really excited about fucking them. Tabitha looks particularly good here – for those who don’t know her, she’s a slim blonde, with unfortunate implants (not bad here though), who’s been compared to Heather Locklear. Chenin, Cheyne and Brandon join Tabitha in a sunny L.A. backyard.
Chenin and Cheyne play the nervous couple, and either they’re real amateurs or really good actors. It’s hard to tell, but I think they are an actual couple, professional performers and really good actors. Chenin acts nervous, uncertain and hesitant quite well at various points, but gets into the sex. She deserves a porn Academy Award.
They’re believable as Tabitha fans; Chenin, also a blonde, has the same arm tattoo that Tabitha has. They strip nervously and each suck Tabitha’s nipples – sadly, that’s the extent of any interaction between Tabitha and Chenin. Tabitha goes down on Cheyne and a lot of licking and sucking follows. Chenin blows Brandon as Cheyne fingers her.
Brandon and Chenin, and Tabitha and Cheyne, briefly have sex (condom). The rest of the scene has Chenin and Cheyne, and Brandon and Tabitha. The sex is well-filmed but only in one position. The girls lie down and Chenin nervously asks, “What happens now?” Give this girl her award. The guys jerk off. Brandon drips an average load in and around Tabitha’s mouth. Cheyne only cums on Chenin’s left tit, which brought the ending down a bit.
SCENE 2: Chloe, Julie Meadows, Kristy, Tabitha Stevens, Jon Dough, Kyle Stone, Mark Davis & Mr. Marcus.
The guys and girls spin the bottle. Tabitha has some cute pigtails in this scene; Chloe is an average-looking redhead; Kristy isn’t particularly cute (she also makes too much noise) but has very good tits. (Half-Asian?) Julie Meadows, whom I’ve never really liked in the past, looks cute here, and for long hair lovers, her hair goes right down to her ass.
With four couples, there’s too much action to describe in detail. In the first part, Jon spanks Chloe, Tabitha sucks Mark’s cock, Kyle eats Julie and Kristy blows Mr. Marcus. The partners go onto sex (condoms). Tabitha enthusiastically rides Mark to a giggling orgasm. They spin the bottle again. Tabitha takes Jon, Julie takes Mark, Kristy with Kyle and Chloe with Mr. Marcus.
There’s more sex and Julie and Chloe have anal sex as well. Tabitha was supposed to finger her ass while fucking Jon but it doesn’t happen, and Kristy also declined the anal. Julie had anal in a variety of positions, but Chloe’s anal with Mr. Marcus was very, very brief. The scene ends with a very good round of facials and in-mouth cumshots for all the girls.
SCENE 3: Alexandra Silk, Crystal, Darling LeCompte, Lola, Nakita Kash & Tabitha Stevens.
Given my preferences in all-girl action, this scene was plain bad. Frustratingly, the fan who wrote in to Tabitha (Richard from Winter Park, Florida you know who you are) asked for toys of all shapes and sizes. He did ask for the girls to be oiled up too, which was a fair request, but turned out poorly because of the annoying, noisy plastic sheet laid on the floor.
With the exception of one girl (Crystal or Nakita?), the girls were average-looking. The toys indeed came in all shapes, sizes and colours, ugh. I’m a fan of kissing and foreplay, and there wasn’t any of that whatsoever. In fact, there were only a few seconds of Lola going down on another girl. The rest was all toys, so if that’s your thing, buy this now.
Tabitha again looked great but apart from operating some toys, she was only a commentator. Given that she did nothing with Chenin, I thought she wasn’t into other women ...
SCENE 4: Dee & Tabitha Stevens.
Tabitha introduces the next scene while Dee does her makeup (this sexy part reminded me of Racquel Darrian and Nikki Tyler putting on their makeup in Torrid Tales – hot!). Both women look great. Dee gently licks Tabitha’s nipple then kisses her softly. She worships Tabitha’s pussy like it was an oasis in a desert. Tabitha just enjoys the attention.
But this isn’t a scene. These two minutes can’t make up for the last scene but it’s a start. Tabitha promises she’ll make it up to me – I mean Dee. Let’s hope so!!!
SCENE 5: Tabitha Stevens, Alec Metro & Cheyne Collins.
Tabitha looks beautiful in a hot Barbie outfit. Alec and Cheyne arrive in tuxedos. Alec seems a bit of a jerk; Cheyne looks sunburnt. Tabitha claims this is her first DP (which was also claimed in TNA TV). She sucks each guy’s cock and is licked and fingered by Alec.
She rides each guy (condom), sucking the other, then the scene cuts to the DP abruptly. “Go easy guys please,” she says quietly – was that supposed to be cut? The DP was poorly filmed and only Alec moves (in her ass), Cheyne lies still. The lighting in this scene was off – it seemed too dark, and the DP could have been much better.
While jerking off, Cheyne pushes down at the last moment, cumming weakly on Tabitha’s shoulder. She tries to get some of his cum in her mouth. Alec shoots a big load on her face.
MY LETTER TO TABITHA: If you’re reading Tabby, all this fan asks is that you please, please, please finish what you started with Dee!!! Fuck ‘Em All 2 is fuckin’ good!
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