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When I was sent the Flash DVD to review, my immediate thought was “excellent” - a great cast. Felecia, Serenity, Shay Sweet, Temptress, Devinn Lane, Stephanie Swift, and up and coming muff diver Holly Hollywood. But while the movie was attractively filmed, it is not boner inducing; it doesn’t send the pulse racing. I stand apart from all the other reviewers on this web site when I say I was bored with it.
Flash is just like a Where the Boys Aren’t skin flick. High on art, low on actual sex. My immediate thoughts turn to what was cut out of Flash, not what was left in it. The first scene has Felecia (who’s looking particularly stunning here for a porn star pushing 30) masturbating. Nicely done, but too arty for my liking.
The second scene plays host to Temptress, Serenity and Kylie Ireland. Again, it’s very boring. There is far too many flashes (hence the title) going off, too many quick cuts resulting in the camera never staying on one shot for longer than three seconds. I yawn most of the way through it and even pressed the fast forward button to the next scene when I finally realised it wasn’t going to improve.
Scene three: Devinn Lane and Serenity. The potentiality of this encounter is massive. Both girls look stunning but the scene is once again marred by artistic flashes, black and white modes, and slow motion. I mean, what is the point? Are we watching a porn movie here or what? Sometimes I forget!
The remainder of the movie is just one long trip down to the porno art house. Stephanie Swift and Jezebelle Bond are up next. Sorry, I have nothing to say about this. I nearly fell asleep. Felecia, Serenity and Miko Lee come together in the next scene. The start is quite amusing as Serenity and Felecia dance to a toe-tapping track. It’s done tongue in cheek and made me laugh. They soon both start to undress and bring the DJ, Miko in to join the fun. The scene is a bit better than the others, but it’s still not very good. Can you believe it, Felecia doesn’t eat out Serenity once? And if she did, it was CUT OUT. Astonishing isn’t it?
The movie ends with Shay Sweet and Holly Hollywood, who both try to make things happen but it looks like the director wants it his way. Very brief pussy eating, very brief scene. As regards picture quality, the copy I had seemed to have been bled dry of colour. So I wasn’t impressed with that.
All in all, a great cast of stunning, beautiful girls - BUT a terrible movie. The other guys who have reviewed this DVD thought it was great. Personally, I cannot see it. It has nothing like the intensity of the first Four Finger Club outing, nor even that sexual high of a No Man’s Land. I realise with all my reviews on this web site I may sound rather negative, but I am simply speaking my mind, because I value porn as porn, NOT AS ART! And if a movie sucks, I say it is. Simple as that. Have a nice day!