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First Time Ball Busters

Studio: Voodoo House
Category:  Fetish
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barrettman's ratings for First Time Ball Busters:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
First Time Ball Busters overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks First Time Ball Busters Female looks rating 4.5 stars
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Sex First Time Ball Busters Sex rating 3 stars
 
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Extras First Time Ball Busters DVD Extras rating 3 stars
Audio/Video Quality First Time Ball Busters A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by barrettman  on  2/21/2008

Wot's Uh, The Deal ?
Simply put, Brother Love films himself being kicked, punched, kneed, elbowed, and yes, bitten, REPEATEDLY upon his most intimate( & sensitive ) of areas . Dick destroying dames include : Amy Ried, Kala Prettman, & Sasha Grey( of course ! ) . I dare you to read on without clutching your' manly bits .

What Goes On ?
Did I stutter before ? The dudes' dick gets bashed & battered over & over....and oddly enough, he DIGS it . Fascinating . More details ? Mmmmkay then : Some ladies act in ways you might expect, ie. Sasha is her expected fiesty self....Biting nuts, stomping on the sack, nut- crushing knees to the 'nads . And, naturally again, she talks up a shitstorm of evil intent : " keep your' dick HARD for me, you bitch ! " . And, even after BL comes in her mouth, she gives him a serious post- pop punch to the privates . Yeegawwds . Oh but wait, Sasha is not even the disks' most destructive dynamo here, nope, THAT distinction goes to Ms Amy Ried . I don't know why she's wasting her time in the Adult Arts, seriously Amy belongs in some sort of MMA organization, her punching & kicking skills are top shelf, no BS ! She has a killer overhand right that she uses to great effect, and she even doubles-up on the jab!!! C'mon Amy fess up, I KNOW there's a speed-bag in your' home, hasta be . Her dick destruction is all the more cringe-inducing because of the obvious & overt sense of JOY she exibits as she's inflicting her blows . Good God man, Amy is a SERIOUSLY scary force; fuck with her at your' own risk . Ok ok, so far you're probably reading thinking ' yeah, but i'd expect THOSE two to be castrating bitches, big damn deal ' . Well, would you expect easygoing Kala Prettyman to be squeezing the hell out of, and biting balls ? And poor Mia Sahara is quite reluctant and unsure about inflicting pain upon Brother Love, but she too succumbs to her darker side and pummels penis as well . I guess then for me, the most incongruous ingenue-turned-evil is cheery Cherry( why why why ? ) Poppins . Lookit that face, pretty, innocent...she seems utterly incapable of harming anyone, anything . SUCKER !! She punches nearly as hard as Amy, and, adding salt to the wound, she GIGGLES happily AS she's punching and kicking....noooooooo, not Ms Cherry . Damn, never saw it coming..... Oh, and at the end, in each scene, he comes . HOW do you get kicked/punched/kneed/twisted, etc etc AND manage to be functional enough OR in the MIND enough to spurt salty sack sauce? Amazing, truly amazing creatures we men are !

DVD Quality/Info
Shot POV style, good sound/visuals . Extras here include : Cumshot( !? ) Recap, & a Bonus Scene with Katie & Kelly, I think they're sisters ? 7 scenes @ 2 : 33 .

Observations/Opinions
What maketh a man submit to such pain/pleasure ? Is it some sort of Peni penance ? Guilt over a world that has spawned " Donkey Punch " ? Methinks William of Ockham's " Law of Succinctness( aka Occam's Razor) " is the best explaination.....perhaps Mr Love just simply ENJOYS it . Quite the interesting viewing experience . peace, barrettman .



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