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First Time 5 (Dolphin)

Studio: Dolphin
Category:  Gay
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joeblow69's ratings for First Time 5 (Dolphin):
Overall Rating 1.5 stars
First Time 5 (Dolphin) overall rating 1.5 stars
Female Looks First Time 5 (Dolphin) Female looks rating 0 stars
Male Looks First Time 5 (Dolphin) Male looks rating 1.5 stars
Sex First Time 5 (Dolphin) Sex rating 1.5 stars
 
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Extras First Time 5 (Dolphin) DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality First Time 5 (Dolphin) A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by joeblow69  on  11/4/2000
Anyone who has watched a lot of porn, knows what is it like when you accidentally pick up a movie that really rubs you the wrong way. You know what I mean… the kind that makes you want to swear off porn forever? This, my friends, is exactly that movie. An hour and 40 minutes of the most god-awful porn I have ever seen.

First off, the boys in this flick are just down right unattractive. I believe most of them are from Russia. They seem to range from age 18 to 20, but are all, for the most part, boney, scrawny, pimply, and in desperate need of a tan. There is 1 cute guy that I found in this movie, and Dolphin International was wise enough to put him on the cover of the DVD.

The first scene is a mess. One of the stars of this scene has some small red bumps on his lips that look kind of like herpes. There is no way I would let this boy near my cock! As with the entire film, the sex is very generic. Boy 1 sucks boy 2, boy2 sucks boy1, boy1 gets rimmed, then fucked.

Scene 2 is a little better… one of the boys actually has a nice lean muscular build. The sex moves too slow, though, and follows the exact same formula a scene 1.

One of the boys from scene 1 (without the herpes) is back for scene 3. It is about this time that we notice he has a giant pus-filled whitehead on his ass. Yuck!

In the forth scene we finally get to the cute guy. He is in a large shower with some other guy. Turns out this cute guy’s penis is waaay crooked. I don’t know what he did to that thing, but it points almost 90 degrees to the left! Anyway, all he does is jerk off and then leaves! Some other boy takes his place in the shower before we get to any real action.

The final scene takes place in a sauna. One of the guys here is fairly cute here, but this scene is oral only.

To their credit, Dolphin International did go out of their way to put a bunch of nice extras on the DVD. Not only do we get the standard pictures and slideshow, but we also get trailers for First Time 1-4 as well as interviews with 4 of the models. On top of that, there is a special bonus section that contains 2 more scenes of young Russians. Unfortunately, I couldn’t get most of the special features to work on my Toshiba DVD player. They did work on my DVD-ROM player on my computer, though.

I am going to force myself to say something nice about this DVD. Here goes: There are some really nice penises in this flick. They come in all sorts of interesting shapes and sizes. I think they were all uncut, and their balls were all nice and hairy. There… I said it.

It is possible that I am way off base about this one. If you are really into young Russian boys, this one might appeal to you. It did absolutely nothing for me, however. I didn’t sport a woody through the entire flick. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to watch an hour and forty minutes of porn and not be able to get your rocks off? This one is going straight to the bottom of my porn box, so I never, EVER, EVER, EVER watch it again. Ever!


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