The Fantasstic Whores Exquisite Pleasures D: Gina Lynn & Travis Knight. Lanny Barbie, Yazmene Milan, Veronika Raquel, Tiffany Thomas & Angelina Hart. 1 Hours, 52 Min.
Extras: Behind the Scenes, Still Gallery, Trailers.
It used to be that a popular mainstream movie or television show couldn't be released to any success or fanfare without having an adult equivalent spoofing it, riding its counterpart's coattails to notoriety and in a best case scenario, considerable profit. The Fantasstic Whores attempts to harken back to those halcyon days but in title alone as it attempts to be nothing like the summer blockbuster, The Fantastic Four. The only similarity here is that this movie has a comic book concept. At the show's start, we see a rather rotund fanboy purchase an adult-themed funny book from his local comic shop, take it home and flip through it briefly (this sequence is the opening credits) before falling asleep on his couch, comic book open beside him, fantasizing about what he just perused.
Lanny Barbie is up first, looking as beautiful as ever. It has always been a mystery to me how she consistently manages to, appearance-wise, be that far and away more attractive than her counterparts. She outshines nearly everyone else in the performance department as well. It just does not make sense that someone always be head and shoulders above her peers in that way; she stands out without even trying, she's just that stunning. It sounds cliche but I often wonder what a girl so achingly pretty is doing taking it in the ass with such glee. You can't help but envy the guys that get to bang her. Today it's Travis Knight who is the object of my green-eyed monster -- Wait. That didn't sound right. But anyway, I'm jealous of the guy right now because Lanny is fuckin' FINE and he takes her on a sex-filled (but no anal, uncharacteristic for Barbie) journey through the familiar surroundings of Jules Jordan's porn pad that ends with him covering her face and chest with thick ropes of warm jizz. This might be one of the last Lanny gonzo appearances you see because she has all but disappeared since it was announced she signed a three-year exclusive deal with Vivid Video in March of this year.
The next fantasstic whore is a name you may or may not be familiar with. Veronika Raquel (Young As They Cum 12) has done the rounds, shooting mostly internet-only scenes for the past two or three years but only ocassionally getting down with any major porn production companies; she has less than 15 actual movies to her credit. These days I believe she only does g/g or b/g with her significant other and that is who she works with here. He approaches her while she showers and the two go at it all over the bathroom, fucking on everything from the tub to the sink. There's no denying that dirty blonde Raquel is a VERY hot looking surfer girl and decent talent. She would no doubt have many fans but her boyfriend-only ways keep her from being seen more frequently and that is a shame. I have more than a few cohorts who hunt down her work like internet Tomb Raiders, always looking for that next rare gem starring this fine jewel.
Tiffany Thomas (a wiry brunette with geeky glasses determined to prove she's not as innocent as she looks) and Angelina Hart (a hard-bodied blonde with bulbous bolt-ons; almost resembles a poor man's Dasha) scenes precede latina hottie, Yazmene Milan. Travis once again gets to do the honors here, happening upon Milan as she plays on his laptop. She swings around and blows him with all the skill of a seasoned veteran before planting herself on his lap reverse cowgirl. Yazmene is in possession of a lovely face and incomparable ass but she could really take her career to the next level, if she saw fit, if she corrected her somewhat saggy and unattractive, "empty wallet"-like tits and tightened up and toned her body a tad bit. As is, she's a great choice to end this flick on a high note.
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