The Little Details
Running Time: 205 min. (117 min. on DVD 1 and 87min. on DVD 2)
Production Date: 8 / 30 / 2006
Director: Jules Jordan
Cast: Courtney Cummz, Jasmine Byrne, Julea London, Kaylynn, Lucy Thai, Mary Jane, Mya Luanna, Nautica Thorn, Tiffany Mynx, Veronica Lynn, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brett Rockman, James Deen, Jim Beem, Johnny Fender, Mark Wood, Mr. Pete, Phil Gash, Scott Lyons, and possibly a few more mopes
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Oral movies and blowbangs aren't my thing, but Jules Jordan has done them good enough in the past to make me curious about this one. I'm not quite sure what to expect here.
Initial Reaction: It's not really my thing, but it's still very well done.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of blowjobs and monster facials
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting fucking in each scene
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are well done for gonzo porn. There's a few minor background noises and imbalances to the audio, but for the most part it's clear and well balanced. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks nice. It's well lit with only a few shadows to interfere, and there's barely any grain to the presentation.
Menus: The main menu is okay and blends a little of the action and a bit of animation with an artistic look that didn't do much for me. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the girl in it, and offers two choices for each scene.
The FeatureJules Jordan keeps Facial Demolition fairly simple. Each scene focuses on a girl who ends her scene getting plenty of guy goo to her face. Sometimes the girls chat with Jules and tease him to start things out and sometimes they get right to the action. The only thing that's certain is that the action is limited to cocksucking with a facial finish.
|Scene 1 Kaylynn, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mr. Pete, and another mope|
Kaylynn, a cute brunette who's as well known for her ass as her oral skills and tongue, starts out chatting with Jules and showing her the note she was writing that says simple Fuck my face before showing off her tongue. Of course Jules can't resist checking out her ass as well as the rest of her body as they chat, and after a few minutes they head up a staircase where Arnold, Brett, Mr. Pete, and another guy are waiting. They immediately check out her ass before having her get down so she can start sucking her way around the guys. Kaylynn continues to happily suck and stroke the four cocks after moving to a bed where she lays back with her head over the edge, and even lets the guys fuck her tits and the back of her leg. She moves to the floor to finish the guys off, and sucks and strokes them to a nice series of pops all over her face and in her mouth.
This is an impressive oral scene. As always Kaylynn looks great, and she puts some very nice effort and enjoyment into sucking the guys off. She moves around them without every making it feel like anybody's left out, and as usual Jules captures it all very well from behind the camera. This scene is every bit as good as I hoped for from Kaylynn, and gives the movie a very nice start.
|Scene 2 Tifffany Mynx, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, James Deen, Johnny Fender, Scot Lyons, and another mope|
Tiffany starts her scene on all fours at the top of a staircase in a little black outfit showing off for Jules. The action moves to another room where Tiffany is standing as the guys come through the door and go right to groping and kissing her. Tiffany drops down to start sucking and stroking her way around the guys, and makes sure to give them plenty of spit as she works them over with her hands and mouth. After a bit Tiffany crawls down a hallway to a bedroom where she throats James and then moves down the line to give the others plenty of throat as well as a bit of ball licking and titty fucking. Finally Tiffany gets down and lets the guys cum all over her face. After all five are done she's still asking for more, and shakes off some of the cum from her face before the camera fades out.
This is another well done blowbang. Tiffany does a great job taking on all of the guys, and moves around mixing things up nicely. Her begging for more cum after getting five loads on the face was definitely one of the highlights of the scene and gave it a finish that easily raised it up an extra notch. This is a hot blowbang.
|Scene 3 Veronica Lynn, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and another mope|
Asian hottie Veronica struts around in a sexy little black outfit and shows off for Jules before dropping to her knees and going right to sucking and stroking Arnold and another guy as they move on in either side of her. She hops up onto the couch and turns around with her head hanging off for the guys to fuck her face as she urges them on before stooping back down for more sucking and stroking. They move to another couch where the other guy (who might have been Johnny Fender) admires her pussy as she lays on him and works her way between their cocks. Finally, Veronica stoops down and takes the pair of loads to her face before playing with it a little.
This scene didn't do much for me. Veronica worked the tease nicely to start the scene out, but once the cocksucking started it actually moved downhill fairly soon. Veronica seemed unable to suck cock without mugging the camera, and whenever you got a glimpse of either guy's face he looked completely bored. Although banter during oral scenes can really annoy me at times, here there was virtually nothing and it hurt the scene even more. This scene reminded me why I normally don't bother with all oral movies.
|Scene 4 Luci Thai, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Phil Gash|
Cute Asian Lucy struts her way up a staircase and starts showing off in a fairly transparent black outfit. She moves through a kitchen where she shows off her tits before finding her way into another room where Arnold and Phil are waiting to check her out. They grope their way all around before Luci drops down to eagerly suck and stroke her way between them while mugging the camera. Luci moves around a little as she works the guys over, and even lets them sit back to get their knobs gobbled. Finally she lays back with her head against a chair for them to spew their seed over her face.
This is another scene that didn't do much for me. Once again there was no shortage of camera mugging and virtually no chemistry among the group. Luci handles the tease nicely, but even that left didn't do a whole lot for me. This is another scene I just couldn't get into.
|Scene 5 Julea London, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Johnny Fender|
Cute brunette Julea shows off how she isn't wearing panties wearing a sexy little black rubber shirt and skirt with pink accents and a pink tie before she and Jules chat about her cocksucking skills. When Arnold and Johnny walk in on either side of her she goes right to sucking Johnny's cock a bit before moving over to suck, stroke, and throat Arnold's meat. Julea strips down and works her way between the guys while giving them plenty of great eyes before finally taking a very nice pair of gooey pops over her face.
This is a very nice scene. Julea looks like she's having a lot of fun right from the start, and she gives the guys great eyes that lead to some very nice chemistry in the scene. Julea nicely works her way between Arnold and Johnny, and takes her time with each to really work them over. This scene worked well for me.
|Scene 6 Jasmine Byrne, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brett Rockman, and Scott Lyons|
Jasmine starts out the final scene of the first DVD in a little white vest and stockings with a light pink garter belt chatting with Jules and taking him up to where Arnold, Brett, and Scott are sitting around a bed groping themselves. She strips down and teases them before laying back on the bed and letting them surround her to get sucked and stroked. Scott shows his appreciation licking her pussy and ass in return, and Jasmine even lets Brett and Scott join her on the bed so she can easily work her mouth between them. Jasmine takes back to the floor and keeps sucking and stroking her way around the guys until they each pop on her eager face before sucking a little more cock and chatting with Jules a little more.
This is a pretty hot scene. Jasmine, as always, does a great job sucking her way around the cocks and looks great doing it. There's often a great little smile to her face and plenty of chemistry to go around the scene. The only thing that holds this scene back for me is that not only is it much shorter than the other scenes, but it feels like it should have lasted much longer. There's a great feeling to the scene all around and it's roughly half the length of some of the longer scenes in the movie. Jasmine does a great job through this scene, but compared to the others I couldn't help but want more.
|Scene 7 Courtney Cummz, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Brett Rockman, Mark Wood, Scott Lyons, and another mope|
Smoking hot brunette Courtney starts out the second DVD in a sexy red and yellow fire chief outfit showing off her fantastic pierced tits and ass as she chats with Jules before heading inside where the mopes are waiting and quickly surround her to check her out. Courtney gropes her way around as well to check out the size of the hoses that will soon be coming out for her, and after encouraging the guys to nibble on her nipples, drops down to start sucking and stroking her way around them. Courtney tries taking them down her throat without much luck, and after a bit lets the guys strip her down. She lines them up and sucks each of them as she makes her way down the line, and makes sure to give each of them plenty of sucking, stroking, and ball sucking while also giving them plenty of great eyes. Finally, Courtney is given her helmet back and gets down to take all five loads over her happy face.
This scene is everything I hoped for and expected from Courtney. As usual she's cute as can be with a great smile and a wonderful twinkle in her eye that lets you know what a great time she's having sucking so much cock. She does every bit as good of a job sucking them in a line as when they surround her, and as usual, Jules captures it all very well. This is a very nice scene to open the second DVD.
|Scene 8 Mya Luanna, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Johnny Fender|
Asian Mya starts her scene out in a little sexy purple and ivory lingerie talking to the camera and showing off a little before Arnold and Johnny move in for her to start working them over. Arnold gropes her tits as she sucks and strokes Johnny before getting in on the action a bit, and Mya gives them both a little dirty talk as she works her mouth and hands between them sitting on the edge of a bed. They help strip her down and show her off as she works them over, and Arnold even gives her a little pussy licking in return as she blows Johnny both laying between her legs and letting her sixty-nine him a little. Mya sits between the guys to suck and stroke them before finally getting down to suck and stroke each of them to a nice pair of pops over her face.
This is an okay scene. Mya does a pretty good job sucking and stroking, but she also showed a very strong preference for Johnny. The imbalance threw the scene off a little for me and it also didn't have the extra spark that some of the others do. She also doesn't get into the facial as well as the others, although she doesn't back away from it either. This was a very average scene that I just couldn't get into much.
|Scene 9 Mary Jane, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, and Johnny Fender|
Dark haired Mary Jane starts out the penultimate scene talking with Jules about how much he likes to watch her suck cock and what she likes about it before she crawls up to Arnold and Johnny begging to suck their cocks and telling them how bad she wants it. They check her out and Johnny can't resist rubbing his cock around her ass before she drops down to suck and stroke it while Arnold whips his out. She works her hand and mouth between them before jumping up so they can help strip her down and show off her very nice pair of pierced nipples. Mark continues to work the guys over with her hands and mouth stooping down between them before letting them sit back on a couch and bouncing back and forth them. She makes sure to give them plenty of dirty talk and lots of great eyes as she works them over, and finally gets down to take a very nice double facial finish.
This is a very nicely done scene. Mary Jane is cute and puts out some great enthusiasm with plenty of vocals, very nice eyes, and a nice balance between the guys. As usual Jules captures it all very well, and there's some nice chemistry that comes out too. This is a fun scene.
|Scene 10 Nautica Thorn, Arnold Schwarzenpecker and two more mopes|
Dark haired beauty Nautica starts out the final scene strutting up a staircase in a sexy black dress and mask with a crop before showing off for Jules and his camera. Nautica takes a moment to show off her great ass as well before crawling up to where the guys are sitting back. She checks them out briefly before pulling out Mark's cock to suck, and quietly makes her way down the line only pausing so Arnold can admire her tits with his hands and mouth. Nautica makes her way up and down the line sucking and stroking them, and pauses for a moment only to remove her mask. After a bit Nautica stands up with Arnold and one of the other mopes so they can admire her fantastic body and help her strip down. She goes right back to sucking them, and after the third guy joins back in they take to the bed where Nautica becomes the only girl to get fucked a little as she takes it doggie style from one of the guys while sucking and stroking the other two. She also lets them fuck her tits, and of course, finishes the scene taking a nice triple facial.
This is a pretty hot final scene. Nautica and the guys are almost silent for the first half of the scene, but nicely pick things up as the scene goes on. Thankfully Nautica is cute as can be and puts her eyes to good use through the scene, as she was able to generate more chemistry here than in all of the other quiet scenes combined. The fucking was also a nice addition to the scene, but it also felt like a bit of a crutch with some of the guys looking like they were having wood problems. This is a good scene, just as one should expect from Nautica, but it isn't quite up to the usual standard of her scenes with Jules.
Facial Demolition should greatly please fans of oral sex and monster facials. Jules does a nice job mixing things up between the styles of the openings and the number of guys each girl takes on. There's anywhere from two to five cocks in each scene, but no matter how many there are the girl in the scene takes them on well and gets a good and gooey face glazing to finish her scene. I think Kaylynn might have been my favorite scene here, but pretty much any of the scenes where the girls were chatting a bit with Jules to start their scene worked well for me. Although all of the scenes where well captured, those scenes seemed to have a little more chemistry to them and drew me in much better. Veronica Lynn sadly took home the prize at the other end of the spectrum, and mugged the camera horribly while never seeming to have any chemistry with her partners. I'll readily admit that I'm not a fan of oral sex scenes, but that should also say a lot about this movie as roughly half the scenes worked very well for me while the others mostly reminded me why I don't pay too much attention to oral movies. Facial Demolition isn't quite my thing, but even as somebody who doesn't care much for oral movies I can't deny the job Jules Jordan did with it.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery contains about eighty great looking snapshots. Trailers are included for Slut Puppies 2, Weapons of Ass Destruction 5, Breast Worship, Ass Worship 9, Feeding Frenzy 8, and Black Owned. There's also a behind the scenes featurette, a cast listing by scene which only gives the girl's name, cumshot recaps, a bio for Jules Jordan, and weblinks.
The behind the scenes last thirty four minutes. Kaylynn starts things out with plenty of smiles and a few outtakes as she takes the guys on, and there's even a little of the aftermath as she cleans up. Tiffany is next with plenty more eye candy as well as a little extra sex footage and a post-scene chat. Veronica has a little outtake before Luci poses for a few photos with a little extra footage mixed in. Julea is next with a little extra action before plenty of extra trash talk in Jasmine's extra footage. Courtney has a little outtake, a little photo time, and a few words after her scene before Mya has a few outtakes that make it look like she was having a lot of fun through her scene as long as plenty of extra footage. Mary Jane also has some nice extra footage along with a little outtake and photo shoot footage and a post scene chat. Finally there's a little extra footage with Nautica along with a couple outtakes, a little photo shoot footage, and a post-scene chat. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette. You get a little something from each of the girls, and in a few cases you get some great extra sex footage. There's also a very nice feeling of each of the girls having a very nice time in her scene, and at times it even made them look like they were enjoying themselves more than the scene did. This is a great addition to the DVD that's well worth checking out.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, tease, group, oral, titty fucking, and rimming (male > female)
Raincoat Factor: Very high
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Jules Jordan Video's DVDs can be found online for between about $24 and $37 with very few stores offering them near the low end. If you're a fan of blowjobs and massive facials, this one should be well worth the money. With ten well done scenes and roughly forty pops to the face, there's plenty of suck for the buck as well as no shortage of guy goo. The technical aspects are as well done as one would expect from Jules Jordan and there's plenty of effort put into the extras as well with a very well done behind the scenes featurette. This is a very nicely done release.
Note to Jules Jordan Video: I know this release isn't my kind of thing, but thanks for doing it so well that it leaves me open to trying more like it in the future.
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