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Reviewed by Crucifixio Jones  on  2/14/2006

The websites comes to DVD…

F My A #2

2005, 2 hours and 13 minutes
Venom Digital Media
Directed by Jordan Septo
Starring Sandra Romain, Hillary Scott, Vanessa Lane, Lucy Lee & Taryn Thomas



What You Should Know:
It feels like it‘s been a while since I‘ve reviewed a Jordan Septo flick. Too long if you ask me. Septo always delivers the goods and great casts, making he and his wife, producer Gina Lassen, one of adult‘s premier couples producing porn (even though neither have been in front of the camera performing). This cast is stellar from top to bottom, as always, filled with women who are all very well-known for their anal exploits. Jordan’s shot them all before except for Taryn: Scott and Romain in Absolute Ass 4, Vanessa in Absolute Ass 5 and Ass 4 Cash 3 and Lucy Lee in Ass 4 Cash and Asscapades. I‘m eager to get started.
Scene One: Sandra Romain with Tyce Bune & Cheyne Collins


The video starts with a bronzed and toned brunette with an incredibly round ass covered by purple fishnet stockings teasing for the camera. She introduces herself with a slight foreign accent: “I’m Sandra Romain and today I do DP.” If you already know Sandra Romain, one of the most successful European stars to touch these borders in recent years, you know there‘s nothing she loves more than having two dicks at her disposal at any given time. Legend has it, she was somehow born with a dick in her ass that doctors removed without her parents knowledge but ever since, Sandra has felt an incredible and indescribable urge to always have something up there to feel “complete.“ Noon or night, breakfast, lunch or dinner, Sandra Romain loves cock and aims to please. I thought for sure she might not be able to have sex again after I saw Steve Holmes and Manuel Ferrara run through her in “Double Anal Plugged.“ But here she is today, nearly two and a half years later, taking on Cheyne Collins and Tyce Bune in similar two-on-one fashion. While there is no double anal, there is a ton of double-penetration and Sandra being her typical vocal and insatiable self, screaming in broken English to be fucked harder, faster and keep her every hole filled at all times with stiff pricks. The guys even make a habit of going back and forth between her pussy and ass with nary a complaint from Sandra; she‘s just not that kind of girl. Romain only knows two speeds: ‘off’ and ‘fuck like a nymphomaniacal mental patient‘, so you know what you‘re going to see every time you view a scene of hers. This one is no different. My only gripe is that Septo still doesn‘t shoot double-penetrations the way I prefer: he keeps the camera in a close-up on the penetration so that all you see is two guys asses, their dicks going into two anonymous holes and you can‘t even see the girl‘s face unless the top guy pulls out. Not very visually appealing for a straight guy, if you ask me and since the meat of this scene is Sandra locked in a DP, it brings it down a notch or two. A three-quarter view from above or a view from the side would give us a better look at the lady‘s entire body, her facial expressions and not so much of the guys‘ undesirable bits. What good is having the great Sandra Romain on your set if when you give her what she desires most, two sausages in her snatch, all I get to see are her holes and a whole gang of man-ass piled up and covering her magnificent backside?


Scene Two: Hillary Scott with Lee Stone


After not initially being so hot on the skinny, somewhat flat-chested blonde version of Hillary Scott (Absolute Ass 4), she grew on me exponentially by year‘s end, especially after seeing her turns in fare like her central role in “Debbie Goes To Rehab” and the final scene of “Fuck Dolls 4” but especially in “Anal Princess Diaries.“ Hillary’s proven herself to be a pornstar’s pornstar, doing virtually every act under the sun with not only complete confidence and composure but a genuine smile on her face (when her eyes weren’t rolled back into her head from cumming so hard) and even took home a few awards at this year’s AVN’s. After blowing Lee and riding him cowgirl, Hillary tells him, “Enjoy that pussy while you can.” It doesn‘t take a brain surgeon to figure out what Scott‘s alluding to. But she makes Lee make her pussy cum first before he can get that ass. He does just that, letting Hillary licks her cum off of his tool before flipping her over mish and digging deep in her ass with super hard and long strokes with his curved cock. “I can see my ass stretching around your cock,” she informs Stone in reverse cowgirl anal through clenched teeth. Stone pins Scott’s knees to her shoulders in mish where Hillary asks to be spit on, slapped, choked and fucked “like the whore I am“ all before scene‘s end at which point Lee drops his load in her mouth after railing her pink bung doggie. Scott gargles the load, swallows and smiles.


Scene Three: Vanessa Lane with Brett Rockman


I never could‘ve predicted that when I first saw Vanessa Lane (Altered Assholes) that she‘d end up the performer she became. This vamp is just so delightfully freakish in every way, it‘s impossible not to like her. I just KNEW a Best New Starlet nomination was headed her way after the work she put in in ‘05. Unique in appearance, stature and every single performance, Lane‘s one of a kind and the adult business is poorer without her to count amongst its ranks. And man, was she ever flexible! Having had some form of anal sex in nearly everything she’s appeared in, she’s perfect for a title like this one. After a gagging, upside-down blowjob, Rockman lies Vanessa back, spreads her thin, sinewy legs apart and zeroes in on her pussy with his bent boner while she rubs her clit. Vanessa leaps to her feet, sucks her juices off of Rockman and immediately impales herself back on his dick, this time cowgirl anal. As quick as she can chow down on some a2m-flavored beef jerky, Lane spins and sits back on Brett’s lap, reverse cowgirl vag. The woman I once described as “Five feet and one inch of musculature and mayhem” takes Rockman to the brink, basically torturing him with her frenetic fucking and frenzied, out-of-control oral, making it nigh-impossible for the poor guy not to cum too soon. There is some more ass-to-pussy action here in doggie and Vanessa pleads for Brett’s cum in her mouth, which he provides to his now-breathless partner.


Scene Four: Lucy Lee with Lee Stone


Korean Teravision contract babe Lucy Lee has always been a favorite of mine as she is an always enthusiastic livewire of a performer (Kurt Lockwood can probably tell you best about the “live wire” part), with a tight body , distinctive almond-shaped eyes and oral skills that‘d wake a man out of a coma, I‘d bet. She was plenty hot before her boob job but now with her bigger, better tits in place, you can bet your last money, the “pornification” of Lucy Lee is complete and I like the final product. It’s your guess as to when she actually did her first on-screen anal (she claims in both Me Luv U Long Time 5 and Sinful Asians 2 that they were her first) but it ain’t where ya from it’s where ya at, and today she’s with Lee Stone about to do some anal for Jordan Septo and Venom so who really cares about her first? She goes to work on Lee cock with said oral skills until it‘s stiff enough to fly a flag from while he plays with her pussy. This woman having a tongue piercing is just overkill, not to mention plain unfair to the guys working with her. The massive Stone, of course, is able to manhandle little Lee, so he hoists her up and then upside down to blow him while he munches on her rub before gently placing her back onto the sofa and easing his manhood inside her twat missionary. He begins slow and steady, which Lucy takes a liking to, but he increasingly rachets up the pace the more she moans, finally culminating in an all-out BANG that sees Lucy‘s new titties bob and bounce on her chest like never before. Lee maneuvers Lucy onto his lap for cowgirl and then down on her side for an anal spooning, moistening the tip of his cock with the wetness from Lucy‘s pussy before entering. Without taking his dick out, he pulls Lucy back onto his lap where they continue in reverse cowgirl. Lee stands with her briefly, bouncing her ass off of his cock in mid-air for a bit before putting her on her hands and knees in doggie. After some missionary anal, Lee works up a monster nut and levels it right across Lucy‘s tongue piercing and her sweat-speckled face.


Scene Five: Taryn Thomas with Marcus London


ADT fan favorite Taryn Thomas plays with herself on an ottoman, licking her fingers and shoving them in her pussy and asshole before Marcus London appears, already aroused, to have his dick sucked and jerked. Taryn is another starlet I‘m not afraid to say I didn‘t “get“ at first. That is, until I saw her in “Cum Drenched Tits 4.“ That one was an eye-opener and I hurried to grab my seat, hoping there was still room on the Taryn Thomas bandwagon. Not only is she an adorable brunette with a great natural body, I don‘t think there‘s a more excitable shit-talker working right now. She gives Marcus a loud, sloppy hummer and then screams all sorts of hot stuff while he pounds her pussy mish. She plays this guy‘s cock like a flute in between positions but considering he‘s STILL having wood issues, it‘s no wonder I‘ve never heard of him before now or since. I know it‘s a tough job, chief, and I’ve got no illusions about that but if you can‘t get it up for Taryn Thomas, kid, give Falcon Films a call, you might be better off working over there. After taking a break to have Taryn stroke and suck his half-flaccid boner, Marcus manages hard-on enough to fuck Thomas doggie and reverse cowgirl anal. They cover missionary on the sofa and then on the floor, Taryn‘s mouth running a mile a minute the entire way until London jerks some jizz all over it. Taryn runs her tongue piercing over the head and licks her lips.



Overall:

Septo strikes again, providing a great stroke flick for fans of the cast and those who love anal. There isn’t a bad scene in the bunch, just a few marred by minor personal quibbles (Sandra’s DP and Taryn’s meat puppet) but overall, a solid outing as per usual from the folks over at Venom. I always love Septo‘s casts but I‘d love to see him experiment with mixing his usual male talent up a bit. There‘s nothing wrong with Tyce, Cheyne, Lee and Brett but one gets the feeling that variety might breath some new life into Septo‘s work.


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