This review was written back in June of 2002, I apologize for the tardiness of six months to get it published here.
This DVD starts with Luciano administering a driver's test to a blonde, bosomed bimbo played by Katie to almost uncanny perfection. The only thing poor Katie can drive is someone crazy, so she fails everything and opening up all sorts of possibilities for Luc. Lots of driving references like learning the "stick shift", etc. Katie looks really cute all dressed up in tight teen gear but exposes a nice, cuddly pair of hooters after shedding it. She also has a tattoo on her breast and some puppy fat I'm not bothered by that, are you? Decent load on mouth and chest. Cute blonde, puppy fat.
Creepy looking old bald guy "Principal Banaci" catches Topanga smoking on school grounds and punishes her in his office. Topanga is a decent looking blonde long braided or dred'ed hair (long lost daughter of Norman Osbourne?), two ponytails and gives us a good oral scene, taking his limited cock to the root. She definitely has cock-sucking lips. The two have sex on the principal's desk in a couple of positions then end it with an average load in mouth.
Starla plays an innocent blonde country girl, picked up at bus stop by "Hollywood producer" Luciano. She wants to be an actress and, of course, Luciano agrees to make her famous. Interesting note, most of the opening part was shot in black and white to indicate a first person point of view. As part of her talent tryout she ends up revealing her thin body, small breasts, and belly button piercing. Luciano pounds her in numerous positions on the (casting) couch before jettisoning a glob of man-goo her in her eye. Welcome to Hollywood.
This scene features Jewel DeNyle in a non-sex role cussing out the porn dude (dad) for staring at his stepdaughter, played by Flick while she is getting ready for the prom. Both women have looked better. Meanwhile, the creep ignores Jewel and seduces Flick. There are lots of "daddy's girl" and "put daddy's cock back in" lines adding to the whole creepiness. There is some aggressive sex, some butt spanking and a weak load around and in mouth.
Luciano on a crutch uses the "car broke down" bit to get into Angel's house so he can rape and molest her. Angel is a very thin brunette with two long ponytails and does not put up a fight. I could have done without the rape ("let me do what I want and I won't hurt you"), it just ruins it for me. A decent load in mouth, but that's all I really want to remember.
Audio quality - good
Video quality - above acceptable, some blockiness, a little too much red/purple
Extras - gallery, bonus scene (same Tom Byron, blonde in black dress that appears in almost every DVD bonus scene, I think).
I was forced to sit through FBI warning and preview for another Extreme flick. I really, really hate this. I obtain the DVD for instant gratification, removing the fast-forward thus forcing shit down my throat is bullshit.
This flick really wasn't too bad. "Extreme" perverts will be disappointed that there is no anal sex, no double penetrations, no gaping shitters, and no real magnificent cum shots. Still, most of the scenes were set up real well (in some cases, too much plot and/or setup) and most of the males in the movie easily added to the "creepiness" or "sleaziness" as letches preying upon innocent teenagers. If you are offended by that, then skip this one.
Rating: three out of five stars - slightly above average