Director: Toni English
The Abridged Version: I once wrote a satirical review of an installment of Jill Kelly Productions’ Unbelievable Sex in which I debated whether or not the sex was indeed unbelievable. Well, I am tempted to do the same here with Extreme Behavior 3. Is “extreme behavior” really displayed here? However, I am reluctant to go that route simply because this video is not worth the effort of crafting biting satire. It is an Adam & Even product made for couples with the title “extreme behavior” slapped onto it. The scenes are truncated, focusing more on the foreplay than the actual sex. There is no unifying storyline or theme present, as a title card introduces each vignette as soon as the scene that precedes it ends. Foot fetish, general s/m, lesbianism, anal sex, geisha girls, and tickling are the supposed fetishes represented here. While I can see some of these being considered of the extreme variety, it is laughable in light of the rest of current porn. None of that crap is taboo or even very exciting anymore. So, this one feels out of touch with the current industry, a throwback to the days when current couples shelf filler actually looked exciting. I wouldn’t even imagine that couples would find this one exciting now. Outside of the general faults, not one of the girls delivers a strong performance and the editing and directing is far too montage-oriented. I’ve seen plenty of Adam & Eve product and know that they are generally too soft for my tastes, but I am usually pleased with the obvious attention to detail present in most of their product. That quality does exist here, as the make-up is stellar making the girls look exquisite. Also, there was some definite work with location, specifically the color of the rooms, here. However, this is usually met in the middle with an equal attention to the sex. This one lacked that. It’s just…blah. Boring, like watching girls watching paint dry. The girls are hot and it looks nice but eventually that far away look in their eye gets to you and the eye candy can no longer supercede the tameness of the proceedings.
Scene 1: Katie Morgan (cute, girl-next-door type blonde, sometimes annoying little girl voice) w/Billy Glide (13 minutes)
Foot Fetish- I remember reading an interview with a favorite porn star of mine in which an interesting question was presented. She had done a lot of foot fetish work in her career but admitted under question that she did not share the fetish in real life in any real way. She just thought it was funny to see guys getting off from simply watching her feet. I couldn’t help but think of that when watching the beginning of this scene, Billy Glide sucking the toes of Katie Morgan one by one as she does her best sensuous moans. Eventually, Billy graduates to giving Katie a manicure for her feet, ending by painting the toenails. This type of set-up just screams “couples porn.” However, I have to admit that this is a perfectly loving act that couples do in real life that is hardly ever seen in porn. Of course, this is porn so Billy does spread Katie’s legs and suck a while on her pussy, as she lies back on the side of their impressive granite bathtub. She reciprocates with a blowjob and footjob. He screws her missionary and doggy, struggling with wood a tad during the former, before shooting his load on her left foot. She lifts the foot to her mouth and licks some of the cum off of it. During the whole scene, Katie never takes off her cute black and pink lingerie top.
Scene 2: Mason Storm (older, Latina, brunette, implants) w/Mickey G.(10 minutes)
Latex Domination- We move from a couple making love in their bathroom to a couple engaging in s/m play in a dungeon. Mason looks hot in a tight, black leather dominatrix outfit and Mickey is merely strapped to chains and standing completely naked. There are quite a few quick cuts here, offering brief glimpses at the type of torture Mason is enacting. Finally, we cut to Mason sitting in a chair with her skirt raised so that Mickey, with his hands tied behind his back, can service her pussy with his mouth. At some point during this, she unzips her top to reveal her breasts, which despite the fact that they are implants look nice on her. They move to a table where she kneels in doggy position and moans somewhat indifferently as Mickey gives her a rimjob. We cut to her completely naked and lying in missionary as Mickey enters her and thrusts repeatedly. She displays the notorious Latina hip gyration in cowgirl, giving Mickey quite a ride. Here, we are also exposed to the large black tattoo she has on the small of her back. We cut to her lying on her book, looking extremely bored by the way, as Mickey shoots off on her leather boots. This was a rather low energy scene, with Mickey’s moans sounding louder than Mason’s.
Scene 3: Taylor St. Claire (female perfection personified, brunette, one of all time great big-bust girls in porn), Tanya Danielle (girl/girl only, blonde, implants), and Olivia O’Lovely (Latina, brunette, implants, magnificent ass) (15 minutes)
Big Breasts- Here, we have the token lesbian scene and it is just as forgettable as you would expect, despite the welcome presence of the increasingly inactive Taylor St. Claire. We begin with the three busty girls standing side by side in front of a window that looks out upon a rather beautiful garden with radiant flowers. Taylor and Olivia are wearing sexy lingerie, while Tanya is wearing a rather boring red lingerie outfit. We see quite a bit of the girls’ breasts as opposed to their faces in this opening teaser montage. Inexplicably, the director highlights the very fake and very unattractive implants of Tanya over the cute implants on Olivia or the natural wonders gracing Taylor’s chest here. One kind of expects that this MTV-style editing which makes the action a bit confusing would stop and we would return to the normal pacing that were featured in the first two scenes. Well, it doesn’t. It pretty much ruins the whole entire scene. Olivia licks Tanya’s pussy. Tanya fingers Taylor’s perfect pussy, shoving as many as 3 fingers up that tight hole. Tanya sticks a bizarre looking sex toy in Taylor’s aforementioned perfect pussy, before handing said toy to her so that she may lick her own juices off of it. Taylor 3-finger fucks Olivia before shoving a vibrator up there. And that’s that. What an absolute waste of film. I love Taylor St. Claire. I want you to love her too. But this ain’t the scene for that to happen in. Check out her boy/girl stuff and skip this.
Scene 4: Nicole Sheridan (blonde, nasty, implants, married to Voodoo) w/Voodoo and Benjamin Bratt (14 minutes)
Pony Girl- Though it is clearly just a room with white and red walls, we are to pretend that we are at the circus here, though the balloons and glitter on the ground confuse that more than help it. Nicole is wearing an elaborate mask that covers her eyes and has a huge feather flying from the top, not giving her the look of a horse but illustrating the feel of being treated like a horse. This is magnified by the butt plug/horse tail she has springing from her asshole. Voodoo is her trainer and Ben the ringmaster with the appropriate costumes for both. Astonishingly, Ben is fucking her in standing doggy style in absolutely no time, wearing a condom that seems to appear out of nowhere. Gracefully, the extremely unattractive mask is taken off of Nicole so that she might suck on her husband’s cock while Ben drills her. This is also good because without a dick in her mouth Nicole was making extremely annoying horse sounds. We cut to her madly sucking Ben’s dick as Voodoo fucks her pussy with a pool cue, which I have only ever seen a porn star do one other time and her name was Taylor St. Claire. Eventually, Voodoo throws the stick away and shoves his condomless cock up his wife’s pussy. We quickly cut to Ben screwing Nicole’s ass in a somewhat uncommon position where both he and Nicole and standing and facing each other. Voodoo also gets his turn at reaming her ass. She takes a double facial. This was a bad scene for me. I want to hear the girl moan, not groan like a horse. And Nicole wouldn’t fucking stop doing it. Every time she had her mouth free she would do it which wouldn’t have been so bad if her impression wasn’t so high pitched and downright annoying.
Scene 5: Kitty (Asian, brunette, freakishly flat chest, tan lines) w/Kurt Lockwood (14 minutes)
Geisha- Kitty and Kurt are in a completely red room with scant Japanese writing on the walls. She is in a traditional Kimono with accompanying traditional hair and make-up to constitute the look of a geisha girl. She is washing Kurt’s feet and rubbing his body clean, with the camera capturing brief sensual glimpses of her hand slowly rubbing across his skin. Of course, her tiny little hands find their way to his cock. As she is cleaning it, she inadvertently works him to a raging hard-on. This apparently excites her because she loses the kimono, revealing her boyishly flat chest, and proceeds to clean Kurt’s cock with her mouth. And in fact, the manner in which she blows him is a well done deliberate balance between a nasty blowjob and genuinely trying to clean his cock. Of course, Kurt can’t contain himself in the set-up and starts fucking her mouth. She takes her place over him, moaning passionately as her pounds her tight pussy. There are petite porn stars and then there’s Kitty. She is just tiny so Kurt’s average sized member looks huge inside of her, which explains her loud, lustful vocal illustrations of pleasure. Kurt nails her hard enough in missionary to get her surprisingly wet. He then picks her up for a far too rarely seen though usually rather impractical standing 69. We then cut to him shooting off on her mouth.
Scene 6: Joelean (cover girl, does not wear the outfit she wears on the cover at any point in this scene) w/Evan Stone (15 minutes)
Tickle- Cover girl Joelean is wearing a one-piece sheer body suit that ends at her chest. She is dancing in what appears to be a blue room. However, the camera pulls out to see that she is actually in a carved out space with a blue background. There are holes in the walls and hands with green, red, and white opera gloves are reaching in and tickling her, as she slowly strips away her lingerie. They are apparently tickling her, though her bizarre moans crossed with laughter put the authenticity of this into doubt. We quickly cut to a new location. Actually, it appears to be the same exact place that Mickey and Mason fucked on just with completely new background. Evan is wearing purple opera gloves and tickling Joelean. He rather forcefully rips away her outfit and quickly shoves his fingers up her pussy, which she seems to love. She, in turn, passionately tears off his leather pants and sucks his cock. During this blowjob, Evan occasionally reaches down and tickles her ribs or something, which makes her squirm. She climbs on top of him for cowgirl, which sees Evan rather suddenly wearing a flesh colored condom. There are some nice camera angles capturing the action here. Evan nails her in missionary for a brief time before shooting off on her chest. As she is relaxing, thinking it’s over, he starts tickling her all over.
Rent it or Buy It: Neither.
The DVD: Easy to navigate menu with crisp and clear audio and video quality.
Bonus Scene: Kelsey (hot brunette, horrible implants) w/Dillion Day from All the Rave (12 minutes)
She is wearing a plaid skirt and black top. They do the usual porn stuff, with the highlight being when he rams her tight asshole in doggy and sideways missionary. He cums on her face.
Behind the Scenes: (13 minutes)-5 of the 6 scenes are given a behind the scenes look here, with the one missing being Joelean’s.
Previews: “Infinite Bliss” (Taylor St. Claire’s boy/girl debut), “The Merger”, “Forbidden Lust”, “Fantasy Suites”, and “Devoured”.
About the Author: A current college student, Kelly began his infatuation with pornography with the likes of late night Skinimax before graduating to hardcore. As such, sometimes storylines go a long way toward his enjoyment but sometimes he just wants to see some hard sex. In either avenue though, girl/girl bored him to tears. He used to operate a fan site dedicated to Taylor St. Claire, who is still to this day his favorite porn star. Other favorite girls include Renee LaRue, Zora Banks, Cherry Mirage, Avy Scott, Alyssa Love, and Devinn Lane. Though he does generally prefer voluptuous, big-breasted women, he also enjoys the work of Stephanie Swift, Jennifer Luv, August Night, Luci Thai, and Selena Silver. His current favorites are Haley, Lee Ann, Jennifer Luv, and August Night. He avoids Max Hardcore, Ed Powers, Vivid, and compilations as much as possible, and eagerly looks forward to releases from Evil Angel, Devils Film, Red Light District, and Platinum X. He generally favors anal scenes and DP scenes with big facials, but is too timid for gangbangs and any such other extremities. His favorite directors are Vince Vouyer, Mike John, Joey Silvera, Tom Byron, and Jules Jordan. His favorite porn films of all time include The Fashionistas (2003), Whack Attack 9 (2001), Nice Rack 6, and Service Animals 7 (2002).