Once you get past all the MTV special effects, techno music, flashing lights, colorful outfits, and crazy sets, there is very little in the way of good sex. Director Toni English has put out some fine work recently, but this is just too much for me. When I wasn’t being distracted by the weird camera work, I found myself FF’ing through the vanilla sex. I’m sure there’s a market for this kind of porn; just not in my house.
There are six vignettes in this flick, each with a title. The first is called “Spy Games,” and you can surmise that Nicole Sheridan and Aria have captured an enemy spy, Voodoo, and are going to work him over by – what else? – fucking him to submission. His torture consists of fucking both girls in the ass (Aria does some A2M) then coming on Nicole’s pussy. Aria squirts a couple times during this session, including a full blast to his face afterward.
Blond Ava Vincent and perennially cute brunette Violet Blue are the “Ice Queens.” Their scene with Chris Cannon takes plays in a snowstorm. The girls are wearing huge white snow hats, white boots and little, frilly white skirts – just what everyone wears in the snow. To end this boring scene, he jerks off onto a sno-cone, which they then share.
The movie turns dark in “Caged Angel,” in more ways then one. In a dungeon like setting, blond angel Anthony Hardwood (billed as Hardbody – sloppy!) is in a cage with a black angel, ebony cutie Diana DeVoe. They cavort in a couple positions (without snapping off their wings – amazing!) before Anthony unloads on her open mouth.
Asian beauty Kaylani Lei has basically her entire body tattooed in “Body Art.” Who better to hook her up with than Julian, who’s added some ink of his own to his flesh canvas. They go through the motions before he drops a load on her tits. She does a little clean up. Note: we learn in the Behind the Scenes feature that most of Kaylani’s body art is the work of a Magic Marker.
In “Along Came a Spider,” Dominica Leoni is trapped in spider Lena Ramon’s web, with chains and cellophane taking the place of the sticky stuff. This is a rather abbreviated lez-out that was devoid of any heat.
Scientist Randy Spears watches his “creation,” Nikita Denise, roll off an assembly line to open “Body and Gears.” After Spears tinkers with her a bit, Nikita wakes up and starts sucking his cock. Soon they are fucking like mad scientists, and he drops his load on her tongue.
Okay, to recap. This is an artsy film, loaded with special effects and high-tech sets. The performers are not that attractive (save Violet Blue). The editor had a field day with this baby (What button on my machine haven’t I used yet?). And while they probably spent a fortune on sets, the producers should have concentrated a bit more on providing good, hard sex.
The DVD offered the following extras: Behind the Scenes, Photo Gallery, Previews, and Website info. There was also a Bonus Scene – Aurora Snow, Christi Lake, and Nefertiti in a threeway lez-out from “Sex Across America #3.”