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Everybody Loves Big Boobies

Studio: Adam & Eve
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Overall Rating 1 star
Everybody Loves Big Boobies overall rating 1 star
Female Looks Everybody Loves Big Boobies Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Everybody Loves Big Boobies Male looks rating 4 stars
Sex Everybody Loves Big Boobies Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Everybody Loves Big Boobies Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Everybody Loves Big Boobies DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Everybody Loves Big Boobies A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/24/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 222 min. (the front cover states 4 hours, or 240 minutes, and the back cover states 230 minutes in much smaller letters. Since the ď4 hoursĒ is the really noticeable claim and that which would have been enough for another scene, I'm deducting a half point from the overall score)

Production Date: 11 / 19 / 2003

Director: Various

Cast: Bridgette Kerkove, Taylor St. Clair, Alexandra Silk, Briana Banks, Jewel DeíNyle, Renee LaRue, Brittany Skye, Johnni Black, Kylie Ireland, Lezley Zen, Angelica Sin, Kianna, Keri Windsor, Brittany Andrews, Tina Cheri, Stacy Valentine, Sondra Hall, Holly Body, Stormy, Mary Carey, Lana Moore, Kitten, John Decker, Lee Stone, Ian Daniels, Dale DaBone, Evan Stone, John West, Talon, Mark Davis, Marty Romano, Joel Lawrence, Rich Handsome, Kyle Stone, Chris Cannon, Julian, Alex Sanders, and

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Well, Iím not much of a big booby fan, but Adam & Eve has done a decent job on their compilations lately. I have a bit of hope here.

Initial Reaction: Eh.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting a lot of boobies and bangs for their bucks

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting all natural big boobies

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: As always happens when you try to see how much you can cram on a DVD, the technical aspects start to deteriorate. The audio isn't too bad, but it is a bit quiet and there are a few minor background noises. The video is where the bigger problem is. It mixes full screen and non-anamorphic widescreen formats from scene to scene, which works okay for a compilation, and the lighting is pretty good. Unfortunately, there's a bit of grain and pixelation that's noticeable throughout the entire movie, and it's much worse than I remember from some of the original releases here.

Music: As with most compilations, the music varies from scene to scene. It's normally nicely balanced with the rest of the audio, but there is a bit of variation throughout the movie.

Disc Complaints: There's over a minute and a half of commercials and warnings before the movie that you're forced to sit through. This always ticks me off, and I'm deducting another half point from the overall score because of it.

Menus: The main menu has a still and a cheesy look that didn't do much of anything for me. The chapter menu is very generic, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene only.

The Feature

Hmmmmm. If you need trouble figuring out what this compilation is about, I hope you have a happy future working at Mal-Wart.

Scene 1 - Sondra Hall and John West

Sondra and John start things out with a scene from The Vault with a thirties style theme and dress. They kiss passionately before undressing each other a little, and Sondra lets John tongue her twat before reciprocating on his cock. She lets John strip her right down to her gloves as she lies back on a table before tonguing her again and fucking her missionary style. John also gives it to her from behind on the table, and finishes things up popping on Sondra's ass and huge back tattoo.

This is an okay scene. I really like the costumes the scene starts with, and having Sondra keep the gloves on throughout the scene was a nice touch. They have nice chemistry with each other, and the scene flows pretty well for only having two positions. This isn't a bad scene, but it's nothing special either.

Scene 2 - Briana Banks and Dale DaBone

Briana and Daleís scene from Sex Spell is next, where they give in to their animal urges in a stable. Dale and Briana kiss passionately before Dale pours milk over her body and laps at her pussy and fingers her ass. Briana returns the favor by aggressively trying to swallow Daleís boner with such ferocity that I thought it might pop through the back of her head. They only work through a little mish before Dale plows into her ass from behind. Surprisingly, they only work through the two positions before Dale unleashes a massive load across Brianaís tits. This scene is the one that first impressed me about Briana Banks and really made me want to see what great stuff she did beforehand. Thereís some great chemistry and heat here, and this remains one of my personal favorite scenes.

Scene 3 - Angelica Sin, Bridgette Kerkove, and Rich Handsome

Angelica Sin, Bridgette Kerkove, and Rich Handsome keep things going with a scene from X-Girls. Angelica moves back and forth between Richís cock and Bridgette while Rich eats out Bridgette. Figuring this is enough attention for her pussy, Bridgette has Rich pile driver her ass as Angelica watches and plays with her own ass while waiting for him to pile driver her. Both girls do a great job taking Rich in their ass, but Angelica gets nicely vocal as he fucks her. It really makes me wonder why we donít see more of her. Finally Rich blows his load on both girls tits after Bridgette gives him a little oral action while sitting on Angelicaís face. Itís a hot scene and a good one to start the compilation out with.

Scene 4 - Marey Carey and Lezley Zen

Things go the all girl route with a scene from Enchantment next. Lezley sits back on a bed with a tit handing out as Lezley moves in to suck it. Lezley drops her own top so they can work back and forth as she strips out of her pink outfit, and doesn't waste any time moving in to tongue Mary's muff. Mary eats her in return as Lezley lies back on the bed before Lezley magically breaks out a glass dildo for Mary to use on her. Mary gets up so Lezley can fuck her with the toy as well while possibly sucking on the other end, and then finishes things up kissing her on the bed.

This is an okay scene. Mary gets a little overly vocal and left me doubting most of her performance. She and Lezley do get into it pretty well, but she just seemed to overdo things. The scene also suffered by a simple back and forth setup and the technical aspects, which were overly soft. If that isn't enough, the camera work and editing were a bit weak. This is a pretty generic lesbian scene.

Scene 5 - Brittany Andrews and Talon

Brittany starts out the fifth scene, which comes from Adult Stars at Home 3, looking might hot in a black top, animalish print skirt, and heels carrying a crop around a bed that Talon's lying on. She strips down to her bra as she straddles his back and bends over to kiss his ear while exploring his mouth with her fingers. She continues to strip down and lets Talon roll down so she can grind her twat against his mouth as he eats her as well as having him eat her as she lies back on the bed. Brittany lets him lie back so she can suck his nipples as well as his cock, and even slides a rubber on him with her mouth before getting on all fours so he can fuck her from behind. Brittany rolls to her back for a little missionary work as well, and after riding Talon cowgirl style lets him flip her back so he can cum on her big fat tits.

This is an okay scene. Brittany is always a joy to watch, but Talon almost always seems like he'd rather be playing for the other team. I guess that makes him seem perfect as one of Brittany's bitch boys, but here there's a pretty good balance between them. Sadly, that was part of the problem. Although Brittany started out as her wonderfully dominant self, the roles seemed to switch back and forth a bit as the scene went on making it lose its way a little. I guess this scene is about what I expected with Talon, but not quite what I hoped for with Brittany involved.

Scene 6 - Tina Cheri, Alexandra Nice, and Lee Stone

The sixth scene comes from The Puppeteer. Alexandra and Lee team up to start working on Tina, but things change around rapidly so that everybody can give and get a little oral loving. The girls nicely share Leeís cock orally, which Alexandra takes all the way down her throat, a feat Tina tries but doesnít succeed at. Since she appears to still need to learn a little about oral work, Tina laps at Alexandraís pussy while Lee fucks her from behind and then sits on Leeís face as Alexandra rides him. Itís a little unclear whether Alexandra takes it in just her pussy or in both of holes, but itís very clear that she enjoys Leeís cum as he spurts it across her face and mouth. She moves Leeís cock over to Tinaís mouth so Tina can get a little also, but it looks like she would have much rather kept it herself.

This is a hot scene. It moves along nicely without getting bogged down, and there's nice chemistry around the threesome. Unfortunately, its aspect ratio seems off, and looks like it was stretched to fit the full frame ratio, which gives it an odd look and feel. I want to like this one, but more, but the look holds it back a bit.

Scene 7 - Kylie Ireland, Kyle Stone, and Chris Cannon

This scene comes from To Steal a Kiss. Kylie has Kyle lick her pussy while Chris sucks her tits. She moves things on nastily by having the guys skip her pussy and go straight to having her ass fucked from behind by Chris, and then moving to her back so Kyle can have a turn before finishing things with a nice double facial.

Although I really love Kylie as a performer, this scene doesnít do her much justice. The entire thing feels like itís been cut and pasted together to make a decent scene length when it should really be about a quarter as long as it is. I know that sometimes different cameras capture the same act, so the dialogue may feel repeated, but here it looked like this was done as well as re-using the same camera angles over and over again. It really gave the scene a cheap and poorly done feel that left a bad taste in my mouth for the entire feature when I first watched it. Nothingís really changed about that here.

Scene 8 - Kianna and Julian

Kianna and Julianís pairing from Unforgettable is next. Kianna works Julianís meat over with her hands and mouth before turning around to let Julian give it to her from behind. She also rides him reverse cowgirl style before letting him decorate her nice and juicy mams.

This is an okay scene. Something seems to be missing, and in this case I think it might be more due to the camera trying to bring in as much of the beautiful scenery around them as the performers. It also seemed as if the cameraman was trying to shoot for a full screen aspect ratio rather than the widescreen ratio.

Scene 9 - Holly Body, Johnni Black, and Alex Sanders

Things check in with Appassionata for the ninth scene. Alex and the girls get busy on a picnic table by their camper at night. Alex and Holly start out kissing as Johnni sucks his cock, but Holly breaks away fairly soon so she can work on Johnny from behind. The girls trade back and forth a bit before letting Alex lie back on the table so Holly can ride his cock reverse cowgirl style while Johnni rides his tongue. He also gives it to Johnni from behind while she eats Holly, and doesn't limit himself to just one of her holes. Alex moves back to Holly for some missionary work, and finishes things up popping in Johnni's mouth and on Holly's stomach.

This is a pretty good scene. There's great chemistry around the threesome and the camera work is pretty good. It does get a bit grainy and dark for the location and originally being shot on film (if I remember correctly), but the chemistry helps drive it past its minor technical faults. This is an enjoyable scene with plenty of big boobies.

Scene 10 - Kitten and Mark Davis

Kitten and Mark's scene arrives from Guilty as Sin. Kitten starts out looking plenty hot in a denim shirt, and doesn't waste much time before dropping down to suck Mark's cock as he leans back against the sink. She puts out some very nice energy and no shortage of spit as she works him over. Mark returns the favor tonguing both of Kittenís holes before fucking her as she lays there. Kitten rolls over for Mark to fuck her ass, and then gives her a decent dose of dick droppings across her tongue.

This is a good scene. Kitten and Mark have nice chemistry, and start things out with some great energy. Unfortunately it slid downhill a little after the oral, but there's still some good heat. This isn't too bad of a scene. .

Scene 11 - Jewel DeíNyle and Julian

Jewel and Julian's hook up in scene from Sweetheart Trilogy at the porn star fantasy location of a bed. Julian strips down to show his horribly Jill Kelly stomach tattoo before he licks Jewelís kitty while she moans and writhes around on the bed. She reciprocates nicely wrapping her lips around his cock to show why she's long been considered one of the best cocksuckers in the business before climbing up to ride Julian cowgirl style. After showing off her great ass riding him she gets down to take it missionary style. Finally, Jewel sucks and strokes Julian until he pops on her hands and sucks out the last few bits.

This is a pretty good scene that was held back from getting any further due to the camera work. Thankfully, Jewel put some great effort into the scene and helped it get past it to a point. Julian didnít do much for me, as he couldnít even keep his dick hard through the scene, but Jewel works it over as if itís the last cock on Earth, and made it into an enjoyable scene.

Scene 12 - Lana Moore and Evan Stone

Lana and Evanís scene from Amateur Angels 12 is next. Cute blonde Lana, who looks even cuter with her glasses on, lets Evan grope her tits and kiss her softly while they strip down. He reaches down to play with her pussy while looking in her eyes, and then moves down to slowly lick her pussy while looking up into her eyes. When Evan comes up Lana sucks his nipples while stroking his cock, and gives him a little titty fucking as well before attacking him orally. Lana moves up to ride Evan cowgirl style, and then gets on all fours for him to fuck her from behind. Lana and Evan also get in a bit of missionary work before he spews his seed on her stomach.

This is a pretty good scene. Lana's one of those girls who really struck me right the first time I saw her, and I always have both a hard and a soft spot for her because of that first impression. She and Evan have good chemistry here, and I love how they mix in things like the attention for Evan's nipples and the titty fucking while keeping a slower pace with plenty of eye contact. The camera work seemed a touch weak at times, but I couldn't help but like this scene.

Scene 13 - Stormy, Keri Windsor, and Joel Lawrence

Next up, Keri and Joel play with Stormy in a scene from Naked Hollywood 17. Stormy crawls up to Joel and Keri, with both girls looking fantastic in black fetishwear, and tells Joel that she wants to be trained and will do whatever they say. She kisses her way around Keriís outfit and helps her undress before Keri and Joel help Stormy out of her top. Keri lets her magnificent tongue start working its way around Stormy before moving down to tongue Stormyís slit while Stormy works her mouth and tits around Joelís cock. Stormy stays between them and lets Joel fucks her from behind while she eats Keri. Keri also gets a little missionary action from Joel while Stormy plays with her and licks her boots. Joel gives Stormy another turn, letting him ride his cock reverse cowgirl style while Keri works her tongue between them. Of course you know that this isnít any problem as Keriís tongue is big enough to accommodate at least two people. Finally, Joel has the girls work his cock over a little orally and sprays his spunk between Keri and Stormyís tongues before they finish things with a kiss.

This is a hot scene. It starts out with a hint of darkness, but the domination aspect quickly falls by the side and lets the chemistry between Keri, Stormy, and Joel take over. They all look like theyíre having a great time, and the camera does a great job of moving around to see how much it can capture. It has a bit of a softer feel, which works better with the domination aspect falling aside, but works very well. This is a very nice scene, and everything I hoped for with these three people.

Scene 14 - Brittany Skye and Marty Romano

Club Freak is next, where Brittany starts out on her back with Marty tonguing and fingering her pussy and giving her ass lots of tongue action. She repays him by tonguing his balls and sucking his cock as he sits back and mouths off before letting Marty fuck her doggie style. Brittany takes to her back as well before Marty finally pops on her thigh and flicks some up to her tits.

This is an okay scene. Marty Romano often brings scenes down for me, and with Brittany screaming back at him as he fucks her this one just didn't do much for me. Yes, they put out some good energy and all that, but the camera work was weak, the positions were limited, and there was just nothing to draw me in. This scene just didn't do much for me.

Scene 15 - Stacy Valentine and John Decker

Stacy Valentine and John Deckerís bathroom fuck from Thrust is next. John carries her into what might be the worldís cleanest bar bathroom and them drops down to tongue her twat. Stacy returns Johnís oral favor, and even takes him all the way down her throat. They keep things moving through reverse cowgirl, a standing doggie, and then finish things up with every girls dream, missionary on a bar bathroom floor before John decorates Stacyís tits. Itís a pretty good scene thatís kind of amusing due to the cleanliness of the bathroom.

Scene 16 - Taylor St. Clair and Lee Stone

Taylor and Lee bring things back to Sweetheart Trilogy. He helps her out of her business clothes to release her beautiful breasticles, and then lets her drop to her knees to mouth his manhood. Lee tongues Taylorís tantalizing twat in reciprocation, as well as giving her a nice rimming, before fucking her from behind as well as missionary style. Finally, Taylor takes Leeís cock cream on her stomach.

This seemed like a very average scene to me. Taylor and Lee both put in some decent energy, but nothing here really grabbed my interest. The camera was constantly roaming, and although it did catch some nice shots, it also seemed like it didnít really know what it wanted at times.

Scene 17 - Renee LaRue and Ian Daniels

Finally, Ian and Renee hook up in a scene from Slow Burn. She warms him up with her mouth and big fat titties before letting him attack her orally. Not surprisingly, since this was a Roy Karch movie, they start out with reverse cowgirl before moving into doggie and missionary. These are about the only positions Mr. Karch really knows, which is part of why his scenes often become boring. Luckily Renee and Ian have very good chemistry and energy, which makes this one end up slightly above average, right up to Renee taking a very good facial.

Everybody Loves Big Boobies is an okay compilation. There's a nice selection of girls with big headlights, but for those who like them natural the pickings are pretty slim. There's some good variety to the action, but sadly there's also a few major duds that just don't seem like they belong. The biggest problem is that this just feels like a MacDonaldz quadruple shitburger with all the fixings. It isn't about quality, as the video quickly shows, and is instead just about how much crap you can pile together and get money for. The closest thing that comes to care is the screen that introduces each scene, but even that doesn't do much. It supposedly gives the name of the girl with big tits in each scene, but it's written in such a fucked up font that it took me about three scenes to try to decypher it. I have no clue how that's supposed to be better than a clear screen that lets the viewer know not only who all the players are in the scene, but where the scene comes from in case they want to see more like it. If all that isn't enough, the scenes frequently start feeling like they started a little earlier than we're shown here. Although everybody might like big boobies, there isn't too much to get overly excited about here.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts about six and a half minutes with about five seconds per very good looking snapshot or full screen photo. There's also weblinks and commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, group, toys, lesbian, anal, rimming (male > female), titty fucking, and interracial

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: Most scenes

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Adam & Eve's compilations can be found online for between about $9 and $21 with a few stores offering them for under $15. I really can't recommend spending that much here. Yes, there's plenty of scenes that aren't too bad, but the technical aspects really suffer to fit this much content on the DVD. There's also no real extras here, which isn't that big of a deal with a compilation release. This DVD just doesn't do too much for me.

Note to Adam & Eve: Long comps are okay, but please learn where you have to start sacrificing your product and stop there. Yes, it might be nice to compete with the Leisure Times out there financially, but do you really want people lumping your products together in their mind?

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