The Little Details
Running Time: 100 min.
Production Date: 5 / 9 / 2006
Director: Halle Vanderhyden
Cast: A. J. Bailey, Angela Stone, Joey Valentine, Jenner, Marcus London, Rick Masters, Van Damage, and of course, the lovely Eva Angelina
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: Mmmmmmmmm. Eva Angelina...
Initial Reaction: I'm pretty sure that I've had dreams involving Eva Angelina. This is the type of movie that brings on those dreams, or at least the sleep needed for them.
Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting slow and drawn out porn
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting porn with passion that doesn't feel muzzled
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very well done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and only had one little minor background noise that I noticed. The video also shows plenty of care, starting with an anamorphic widescreen transfer that's darn near crystal clear. There's some varying use of lighting in the movie, but it never feels poorly done.
Music: The music comes and goes throughout the movie. It has some of the techno one expects from a Ninn movie, but it normally appears only for the start and finish of each scene.
Menus: The main menu is pretty cool, and blends the boxcover with a chapter menu where you can choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene as well as the cast for the scene.
The FeatureEva Angelina features just that. Each and every scene has Eva involved in it in some fashion. They never start out with a story, but each scene does start with a bit of a tease.
|Scene 1 – Eva Angelina|
Eva strips out of a sexy leopard print corset with a red feathery ruffle at the bottom with a matching hat so she's only wearing her hat and black panties, and pulls them aside to play with herself. She slides a couple fingers in and starts to vigorously pump her pussy while keeping a good grip on one of her tits. She gives her nipples a pinch as well before the scene fades out with Eva giving a nice smile.
This is a short but sweet solo scene. Eva looks great, and the outfit she strips out of is sexy as can be. I love how furiously she goes after her snatch and that it was all kept natural. This is a nice start to the movie.
|Scene 2 – Angela Stone, Eva Angelina, Jenner, and Rick Masters|
Smoking hot durty blonde Angela starts the first full scene out in thigh high black boots with black sip-up panties and a long sleeved black shirt that shows plenty of skin showing off outside before moving inside to a staircase to kiss a well-dressed Rick as Eva diddles herself behind them. Angela moves down to suck Rick's cock into her throat, with the camera moving around to capture it both from the side and in POV. Jenner magically joins in to let Eva suck his cock as Rick fucks Angela from behind. Eva moves over to suck Rick a bit before Angela rides Jenner reverse cowgirl style, and then watches as Jenner and Rick each take a turn fucking Angela's ass from behind. Angela also gets in a reverse cowgirl ride from Rick before Eva strokes both guys onto Angela's face.
This scene was a major disappointment to me. It's very easy on the eyes, but also so slow and boring that I couldn't resist the call of the remote. There are plenty of beautiful shots, but the editing breaks are extremely noticeable and the entire scene had a feeling like Angela and the guys were being reigned in and told not to get too wild. The ending was also hurt by a popshot instant replay, which rarely works well for me. I had high hopes for this scene with it featuring Angela Stone, and it didn't come anywhere close to even my lowest expectations.
|Scene 3 – Joey Valentine and Marcus London|
As Eva poses for a few stills in a little pink and black frilly outfit, she's joined by dirty blonde Joey, who has small but nicely natural tits and a large back tattoo, in a black and white polka-dotted outfit. They kiss, help each other strip down, and back off to admire each other before Joey settles down to finger herself. After a bit she's joined by a well dressed Marcus, who she strips down while kissing her way down his chest to suck his cock. Joey takes Marcus into her throat several times and gives him some great eyes without seeming to have much effect on him. He attacks her pussy orally with much better results before fucking her from behind standing up. They also spoon for a while before Joey finishes things up taking a nice facial.
I started out liking this scene, but the longer it went the less I cared for it. It's first problem was Marcus appearing to have wood problems when the job Joey was doing on it wasn't getting him hard as a rock. The other major problem was the action in general. It's a twenty minutes scene, yet there's only two positions. This makes the scene feel like it's dragged out as far as it can go and then taken a little further. It's nice on the eyes with some good use of a low lighting situation, but it also did nothing to draw me out of the boredom that had set in from the previous scene.
|Scene 4 – A. J. Bailey and Eva Angelina|
A. J., a nice looking tattooed blonde, starts out the next solo scene in black stockings, panties, and a short black long-sleeved dress that she opens to show some decent sized tattoos and nicely natural tits. She leans against a shelf and plays with herself a bit before she's joined by Eva, who goes right for her tits to get a taste as her hands wander A. J.'s body. Eva makes her way down to A. J.'s pussy to massage, finger, and lick it before working on it with a dildo. Eva takes her turn in the chair for A. J. to work her over in return, and even sucks A. J.'s fingers before rolling over and letting A. J. work on her pussy with a jackrabbit-style vibe. The girls each take a suck of the toy acting as if the porno timer went off and that the scene is about to end, but instead it cuts to Eva fucking A. J. doggie style with a strap-on. After Eva gives it to her for a while, A. J. turns around to suck it clean.
This was yet another lackluster scene. The girls are both gorgeous, but the chemistry is average at best with the girls rarely feeling like they're really into each other. The action is once again dragged out as far as it can go, and once again left me more than a little bored because of it. There's some nice shots of the action and Eva does get into the strap-on action pretty well, but that's about the only things that really stood out about this scene as being well done here. A. J. is cute, and does show some potential, but I just couldn't get into this scene much.
|Scene 5 – Eva Angelina and Van Damage|
Eva magically moves over to work on Van for the final scene. She gets on her knees to suck his cock before trading places with him for Van to lick her slit. Eva lets Van take her from behind before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and finishes things up with the action cutting to him popping on her tits before she sucks out the last little bit.
This is another disappointing scene. Eva looks darn good and seems to enjoy taking on Van, but the scene as a whole was just slow and boring. It's not easy to make me look forward to an Eva Angelina scene being done, but this one did it.
Although Eva Angelina the porn star rarely disappoints me, Eva Angelina the movie rarely satisfied me. Thankfully Eva is featured prominently throughout the movie, and she looks darn good to boot. There's a decent mix to the action, but that's about where the really positive things I can say about the movie ends. Although there's a variety to the overall movie, each scene is extremely limited and drawn out to the point that I ended up bored with each and every scene. I mean, in a twenty minute scene I'm not sure there were even three sex positions! The positions are also fairly limited, right to the point that in addition to not having anything as exotic as pile driver fucking, I don't think there was any missionary or reverse cowgirl fucking either. There are some beautiful shots, but there's also a feeling that pops up a few times that makes it feel like the performers are being held back from getting into the action as much as they might like. I really wanted to like Eva Angelina, and looked forward to seeing her featured in a more artistic movie like Ninn Worx puts out, but instead I found myself fighting for consciousness.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts nearly twelve minutes with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. My only complaint with the photos is the watermark for Ninn's website that often lands in the middle of the photo. There's also a behind the scenes featurette.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts just over twenty minutes, and is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. After a montage of the girls hanging out between scenes and the scenes being shot, it moves into an interview with the lovely Angela Stone. She talks about anticipating her scene and gets worked around some of her scene being shot. Eva is next, who chats about what the movie would be like if it were really all about her and the movie itself while enjoying a smoke outside. She also sings a little and talks about Porn Star Karaoke and drinking. A. J. has a few words about only doing girls and loving sex before it cuts to the girls working together and getting the scene set up. There's a little photo shoot footage as well before an interview with Joey as she hangs around with her hair and makeup half done. She talks about being an LA girl and dancing, and then gives a few words after they finish making her look beautiful and she gets in costume. Finally, Eva is given the last word about the movie and herself. It's a pretty good behind the scenes featurette, but gets a little heavy on the music. It looked like the girls were having a lot of fun between takes, but you could never hear them because music was the only audio for much of the featurette. That said, it's still a much better than average featurette.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, masturbation, oral, group, anal, tease, lesbian, and toys
Raincoat Factor: There's no plot to interfere with the spankability of the movie, but there's also a slow feeling that holds it back to a medium high level
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many Ninn Worx DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with several stores offering them for under $20. Rent this one first or aim low. The movie is easy on the eyes, but also so slow and drawn out that it killed much of the sexuality. The technical aspects are great, and there's some nice effort put into the extras. The overall DVD shows some very nice care, but the movie itself did very little for me.
Note to Ninn Worx: I know you're trying to draw in more couples, but please don't confuse “couples oriented sex” with “boring sex”.
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