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Elastic Assholes 8

Elastic Assholes 8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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astroknight's ratings for Elastic Assholes 8:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Elastic Assholes 8 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Elastic Assholes 8 Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Elastic Assholes 8 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Elastic Assholes 8 Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Elastic Assholes 8 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Elastic Assholes 8 DVD Extras rating 4.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Elastic Assholes 8 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  9/20/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 218 min. (141 min. on DVD 1 and 116 min. on DVD 2)

Production Date: 5 / 18 / 2009

Director: Mike John

Cast: Charlotte Vale, Chayse Evans, Dia Zerva, Holly Fox, Kristina Rose, Lexi Love, James Deen, Mr. Marcus, Sean Michaels, and Steve Holmes

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Mike John has turned out some great fuck flicks and has one heck of a great cast here. I'm really looking forward to this one.

Initial Reaction: It's an all around great release if you're a fan of anal sex.

Who Should Watch It : Anal sex fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting anal sex trying to see how extreme it can be

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is pretty clear and nicely balanced without any background noises to interfere with the action. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. There are a few areas with uneven lighting, a little motion, and a touch of pixelation, but for gonzo porn it still looks very good.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu works through a few clips form the movie and a little animation before settling in on a still with a little minor animation. The chapter menu nicely lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the girl in it with each scene getting two choices.

The Feature

Elastic Assholes 8 keeps things simple and focused. Mike John starts each scene out chatting with the girls and letting them show off a little before moving on with plenty of anal-centric sex complete with ass to mouth and frequently cum swallowing finishes.

Scene 1 – Kristina Rose and James Deen

Cute brunette Kristina starts out on a towel in the backyard talking with Mike and showing him her new glass dildo before putting it to work on her asshole. She takes it back out and takes a nice taste before putting it back in and crawling across some of the yard. They head inside where Kristina continues to play with her asshole and show off before James shows up to eat her ass as well as her pussy. He mixes in a little spit swapping, choking, and more assfucking with her toy before feeding her the toy and having her continue her oral skills on his cock. Kristina submissively lays back to let James fuck her face as she plays with herself, and even gives him a little asslicking in return. She teases him with another show with her toy as James squirts lube on her ass, and then lets him slide his cock into her ass to start fucking it as she lays on her side. James continues to spear Kristina's shitpussy as she rolls to her back as well as fucking her from behind against a wall. They move back to the bed for a little reverse cowgirl anal action after teasing each other a bit, and Kristina even lets James add a couple fingers to help her gape as she pops off his cock. They finish up with an anal cowgirl ride before Kristina milks James' cock into her mouth with a slightly below average pop that's helped out by her taking it with plenty of enthusiasm as well as her swallowing it down.

This is a pretty hot scene. Kristina looks great, and does an amazing job giving up the ass throughout the scene. She puts out plenty of energy and vocals, and has fantastic chemistry with James. There's more than a hint of intensity that comes forward between them, and Kristina looks to love every bit of it. This was a very nice scene to start the movie.

Scene 2 – Dia Zerva, Mr. Marcus, and Sean Micheals

Trashy looking bottle blonde Dia starts the second scene out sitting backwards on a chair in a little pink and outfit with clear porno pumps with a black buttplug already up her ass talking about looking forward to her first on-camera DP. She pulls out the plug for a taste before sliding the plug back up her ass and heading inside to play with her toy a little more and to explore other dark desires. Marcus and Sean arrive soon after with Dia very happy to see them both and happily stroking each of them as they arrive. She moves on to suck them before Sean starts fucking her from behind with the plug still in her ass. Dia sucks Sean clean as Marcus takes his turn working her bald pussy over from behind and playing with the plug before he pulls it out to fuck her ass. Dia moves back to Sean for a reverse cowgirl shitpussy spearing as she sucks Mr. Marcus clean before watching Sean stroke his cock as she bounces her ass on Mr. Marcus's cock reverse cowgirl style. Sean moves in to take her to a double penetration with a little oral action mixed in, and then has her bend over so he can fuck her ass from behind while she sucks Marcus clean. The guys also DP Dia reverse cowgirl style as she howls away in pleasure as well as working over her ass one at a time. Finally Dia gets down to suck and stroke Sean and Marcus to a decent double facial finish complete with a little cum eating.

This is a surprisingly hot scene. I don't think I've seen Dia in action before, but she had a generic look that just didn't do a lot for me as the scene started. That said, as soon as she started fucking and sucking she quickly made me dismiss my first impression and quickly drew me into the scene due to how much fun she looked like she was having. She puts out plenty of smiles to go with her vocals and energy, and made this a scene that completely blew away my initial expectations for it. This scene worked extremely well for me.

Scene 3 – Chayse Evans and Steve Holmes

Cute tattooed brunette Chayse shows off in a sexy little red and white checkered outfit that's trimmed with black lace in the backyard before heading inside where a wooden stool and a vibrating plug are waiting for her. She puts the plug to use on her butthole as she kneels and sits on the stool, and after a bit heads to the couch where she shows off her tits and also mixes in a little pussy play. Steve arrives soon after and goes to work on her holes with his tongue and fingers before she happily helps him out of his shorts to suck and stroke him. Steve eats and fucks Chayse's pussy along with following her less than subtle hints to choke her and slap her tits before spooning her pussy. They mix in a little more oral action before Steve lays Chayse back to fuck her asshole and lets her get on top for a reverse cowgirl ride. Steve eats her ass a little more before fucking it doggie and reverse cowgirl style with a bit of ass to mouth and some inverted spooning mixed in. Finally, Chayse gets down for a nice facial finish that she takes with a great nasty gleam in her eye before showing it off and swallowing it down.

Not surprisingly, this is a great scene. Chayse has been more than just impressive from what I've seen from her, and only seems to be getting better all the time. She and Steve have fantastic chemistry from start to finish in the scene, and she takes it up the ass with grace and ease. This was a very hot scene that was made all the better due to great enthusiasm from both Chayse and Steve.

Scene 4 – Holly Fox and James Deen

Extra cute blonde Holly starts out the final scene of the first DVD near a pool wearing a short denim skirt with a brown flowered top and a killer smile as she shows off for Mike and reaches into her sexy black panties to play with herself. She starts stripping down to show a nice natural rack and an amazing ass before heading inside where she continues to show off her holes as James walks in and eats her holes from behind. He tests Holly's ass with his fingers and fucks her pussy from behind a bit before fucking her ass as she urges him on. She continues to let James stretch her sphincter in reverse cowgirl and sucks him clean before he goes back to spearing her shitpussy from behind. Holly sucks him a bit more before giving up the ass missionary style, and even gapes a bit. Finally Holly gets down to take a nice pop in her mouth and naturally swallows it all down.

This is a darn hot scene. Holly is cute as can be with a great natural body, and her fantastic smile makes her all the hotter. She does an amazing job taking James up her ass, and puts out plenty of energy and enthusiasm as he gives it to her. As usual Mike captures it all very nicely, and although there's nothing specific to really make this scene stand out, it worked extremely well for me. This is a great scene to end the first DVD.

Scene 5 – Charlotte Vale and James Deen

Shapely brunette Charlotte starts out the second DVD in a pair of short jean shorts with a silver bikini top. She shows off her great ass and very nice pierced titties before sitting back in a chair to play with her pierced and bald pussy and asshole, and gives a great naughty smile after tasting her ass as she crawls up a staircase and across the floor to James. They share a little tongue love before she gets down to lick his cock and balls before swallowing his cock down as he repeatedly tests her gag reflex. James also plays with Charlotte's asshole and gives her a good spanking that quickly brings a smile to her face before he fucks her ass from behind. Charlotte shows off some great gapes when James pulls out, and gives him plenty of vocal encouragement as he fucks her as well as taking some good tastes of her ass from his cock. James also fucks her ass as she lays on her side on a couch as well as giving it to her missionary style. They mix in a little more doggie fucking and plenty more oral before James pops in Charlotte's mouth for her to show off with a smile and then swallow down.

This is a darn hot scene. Charlotte has a great ass that she definitely knows how to use, and a great love of sex and personality that comes out very well through the scene. There's a touch of intensity that comes out between her and James, which is nothing new with James, but also plenty of chemistry where there was no doubt in my mind as to whether or not Charlotte was into how James was fucking her. Although I don't know why, for some reason I was expecting this to be one of the and instead it ended up being one of my favorites.

Scene 6 – Lexi Love and Sean Michaels

Cute brunette Lexi starts out the final scene showing off in a pair of short dark denim shorts, a t-shirt, and some sexy peep toe heels on a light green couch. She starts stripping down to show off a body that's as great as her fantastic smile and eyes, and tastes her fingers with a naughty and playful gleam in her eyes after playing with each of her holes. Sean arrives and watches her play as well as tasting her fingers before moving down to kiss and lick his way around her pussy as well as worshiping Lexi's feet and legs as she puts on his glasses and enjoys his attentiveness. Lexi takes his glasses back off before eagerly sucking his cock and balls, and then turns around so Sean can eat her ass from behind. She moves across the room to tease Sean with a belt before heading into another room where she sucks his cock a little more before letting her pussy swallow it cowgirl style. Lexi strokes him with her feet and hands before he gives her bung a little tongue and slides his cock inside missionary style. Lexi gets up to bounce her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style before letting Sean fuck it doggie while using the belt on her like a leash. She sucks him clean before letting him spoon her ass, and finally has him pop in and around her mouth as she happily receives it, plays with it, and then swallows it down.

This scene is probably the scene I looked forward to most, and it definitely didn't disappoint me. Lexi is as cute as ever, and gets into the sex every bit as much as I expected. She does a great job taking on Sean's big bone (which is all the more impressive with the closing credit BTS footage that follows the scene), and looks like she's having a great time. I love the chemistry between Lexi and Sean, and although Sean's been a bit hit or miss for me in the last year or so, here he completely lives up to his great reputation as being one of the classiest cocksmen out there due to the great chemistry and care he brings to the scene. Although this was the scene I was looking forward to most, I'll also admit that I had a few worries about it due to Sean being in it and he quickly quelled those fears. This scene is very hot and enjoyable, and worked every bit as well for me as I hoped.

Elastic Assholes 8 is a great anal release. The cast is great, and every scene has very nice chemistry and girls who are more than willing to give up the ass. The sex ranges from being playful and almost romantic with Lexi and Sean to being on the more intense side with James taking on Kristina, Holly, and Charlotte. I also like how although this is definitely an all anal movie with very little pussy fucking in any scene, there's plenty of variety with the group and interracial action mixed in as well as the nicely done teases to start each scene. Perhaps best of all is the quality of the scenes. The scenes I had high expectations for were definitely met, and even when I didn't expect as much from a scene I found them easily rising up to the same high level as the scenes I was looking forward to more. If there's a complaint to Elastic Assholes 8, the only one I can come close to is that some of the outdoor teases felt a little rough, and with gonzo porn and some of its limitations even that can't be too large of a complaint. Elastic Assholes 8 is a great anal sex release that I can't help but highly recommend.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts a little under six minutes with about six seconds per very nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Peep Show 3, Praise the Load 3, Teenage Spermaholics 6, Jerk Off Material 2, Bobbi & Dana's Insatiable Voyage, and Sperm Receptacles 4. There's also cumshot recaps, a cast listing by scene, and a long behind the scenes featurette.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts forty seven minutes and is nicely presented in anamorphic widescreen. After a quick chat with Swine the focus moves over to Chayse and Steve as she poses for stills and takes him on with plenty of chuckles and behind the scenes comments. Holly is next who poses and gets a little behind the scenes footage with James before Charlotte takes her time posing and chatting about rough sex. Kristina also poses and chats about how she has a problem about being too honest and open in her BTS as well as sharing some fun chats and hot sex with James. Dia chats with Mike about sexual fantasies and orgasms as she poses for her stills before taking on Sean and Marcus with Sean sharing a few stories as well. Mike and Von Swine share a few laughs as Lexi poses for her stills and chat with Lexi and Sean as they take hardcore shots. You even get to learn how Lexi devirginized Sean Michaels before Mike John sends out his thanks to the viewers. This is a very nice behind the scenes featurette. There's plenty of eye candy and action, but also plenty of personality with the stars, Mike John, and the always personable Tim Von Swine. There's a lot of footage here but it never gets old and really adds a lot to the overall DVD. This is a great behind the scenes featurette that's well worth checking out.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, anal, toys, ass to mouth, rimming (male > female and female > male), swallowing, interracial, group, DP, masturbation, and feet

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Jules Jordan Video's DVDs can be found online for between about $24 and $37 with very few stores offering them near the low end. If you're a fan of anal sex this one should be well worth the buck. There isn't a bad scene in the movie and most of it is darn hot. The extras add to it with a very long behind the scenes featurette that's filled with eye candy as well as personality, and the technical aspects are well handled for gonzo porn. This is a very well done release that I can't help but highly recommend.

Note to Mike John / Jules Jordan Video: Thank you for putting such consistent care into your products.

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