Director, Mike John has been a prolific director for JJ Video for a number of years now, directing some of their most popular franchises covering a range of genres. It’s somewhat surprising to me therefore, that I’ve only reviewed a handful of his movies, instead favouring his fellow directors, Erik Everhard and the godfather himself, Jules Jordan. How much of this is due to coincidence, or lack of money and time, or just the stiff competition within the company I’m not sure, but whichever of these is true Mike has a great opportunity to win me over with this latest instalment in his Elastic Asshole series boasting as it does the likes of current anal diva, Kristina Rose, and rapidly rising stars Chase Evans and Charlotte Vale.
This opening scene is the first in a trio of scenes this Summer from Jules Jordan Video in which I get to watch the delectable Miss Rose taking it up her rump, the other two being Anal Academics, and Ass Worship 11. Having studied said rump over the whole regular season I should then be in a position to say with some authority whether she makes it into my Anal Hall of Fame.
When we first see her, Kristina is sunning herself by the pool and looking hot in a silver bikini and heels. Kristina has brought a little friend with her, a swirly dildo, who apparently helps her ass to prepare for the scene. I have never wanted to be a dildo so much before. Kristina goes inside to the bedroom, and does some nice ass tease to the camera before the lucky James Dean arrives to rim her little sheriff’s badge.
Inconceivably, James seems to take a little time to get hard while Kristina is blowing him, but a little rimming from Miss Rose seems to get him off and he is soon as solid as a rock. Unusually, in this scene we see James putting lube on his prick before sliding into Kristina in standing spoon as she lies on the side of the bed. This is a hot sequence as Mike takes in the full glory of Kristina’s body and Kristina begins her submissive little whimpers.
Other highlights included the standing doggie in the hall way, although this would have been enhanced had Kristina not shed her heels, the reverse-cowgirl action in which Kristina bounces down on James’s prick and the cowgirl anal with Kristina looking over her shoulder that will guarantee to make her fans blow their load. The scene ends with Kristina kneeling obediently to take a facial.
Fans of Holly Fox should get their fill while they can as Holly informs Mike that she will be taking a break from porn for a while. Thankfully, Holly goes out not just with a bang, but a bang up the ass. Holly is a new face for me and while I wouldn’t say that she is the prettiest girl out there, she has a lovely big butt, and some perky B cup breasts for us to enjoy.
James Dean must be on overtime because he appears again here, and, after warming up with Holly’s pussy, he is quickly banging her ass from behind while she kneels on the couch.
The stairs are put to really good use in this scene as first Holly is fucked in standing doggie, with some nice underneath shots from Mike, and then some hot reverse-cowgirl action as James smacks his balls against Holly’s buttocks. Eventually they make it to the top of the stairs where Holly’s ass is taken in missionary and her gapes become enormous. The scene ends with a swallowed facial.
Another new girl on me, in fact I’ve never heard her name before is Dia Zerva, who already has a butt plug in her ass and announces to Mike that she is about to do her first ever DP. Not only that however, it’s an interracial DP with brothers, Mister Marcus and Mr. X. Dia makes a very distinctive noise when excited that sounds distinctly like a naying horse, and will either make you laugh or pull your hair out, but having said that, I would probably make a similar noise if Mr. Marcus’s prick was up my ass.
I didn’t find Dia that attractive facially, but she has a great rack that is shown off to full effect when she is riding Marcus in reverse-cowgirl. She emits more strange noises during the reverse DP when Dia seems as though she is about to hyper-ventilate, and other highlights include some cowgirl anal and a standing spit roast. The scene ends with a double facial.
Plenty of enthusiasm from Dia in this scene, and top marks to her for taking on these two monster cocks, but this scene didn’t do it for me.
I had high hopes for this Chayse Evans scene, particulary given her ten out of ten performance in Evil Anal 9 , and particularly as she is paired here with one of my favourite performers, Steve Holmes.
This scene features some of the best tease of the movie as Mike follows that beautiful ass indoors where Chayse uses a stool to good effect to show off her legs and said ass. When Steve arrives, Chayse is face fucked for fun and then gives one of her characteristically energetic performance as she is man handled by Mr. Holmes. The fucking begins innocently enough with a spoon fuck on the sofa, which shows off Chayse’s hot body to good effect but the real highlights of course are the sodomy segments.
Sodomy highlights include a reverse-cowgirl with Chayse’s heel clad feet waving in the air and then Chayse’s favourite position apparently, doggie, which leads to some gaping. The cowgirl was also quite hot but did not go on for long enough. Following some impressive deep-throat from Chayse, the scene ends with a swallowed mouth of cum.
This was not quite the anal tour de force that her Evil Anal scene was but Chayse was just as smoking and there was enough here to get any Chayse fan off.
Charlotte Vale is my kind of porn chick. She looks like butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth but, as this scene aptly demonstrates, she is as nasty as hell. Physically, Charlotte reminds me a little of Sasha Grey, with her big round butt and light skin, but facially I find her a little cuter than Sasha.
Following the tease, Charlotte, wearing only her transparent heels, crawls up the stairs, where James Dean, fresh no doubt from fucking the delectable Kristina Rose is waiting in naked expectancy for her. The oral sequence here is indicative of the whole scene with moments of quiet passion as they kiss and Charlotte uses her beautiful eyes to great effect, and hardcore nastiness as Charlotte deep-throats James’s tool.
The anal action begins with some doggie anal, which usually doesn’t appeal to me, but here Mike captures Charlotte’s ass wonderfully as she kneels on the floor, head down and legs together. There is also plenty of missionary anal in this scene, which again wouldn’t normally appeal to me but Charlotte’s face is so sexy and expressive that I could have watched the action all day. Charlotte also illustrates her nastiness by willingly doing ATM, rimming and taking a swallowed facial. Simply put, I can’t wait to see more of this woman.
The final scene is an inter-racial tryst featuring mousey blonde, Lexi Love, dressed casually in denim shorts and turquoise top. Lexi performs some tease for Mike on the couch, including fingering her holes, before Sean Michaels arrives to lick her fingers.
I think that it’s probably impossible to deep-throat Sean, but nonetheless, Lexi does a fine job of giving Mr. Michaels some sloppy head in preparation for the penetration. The first position is cowgirl but Sean is so big that the penetration is nothing close to balls deep. Lexi then removes her shoes to give Sean a quick foot-job before lying back to take Sean’s long tool in her rectum.
They go through the usual anal positions with the highlights being the reverse-cowgirl and spoon sodomy, with the latter being particularly deep, with the scene concluding with the anticipated open-mouthed facial.
From a purely visual point of view, I’m not really into inter-racial scenes, but particularly where the guy is so long that it’s impossible for the girl to take him balls deep.
The Behind the Scenes footage is quite entertaining with photo shoots and informal conversations with the girls. Kristina looks amazing in BTS and tells us that she loves foreskin and likes to chew on it because it keeps all the flavour in. Other extras include the usual cum shot recap, cast list, trailers and an excellent photo gallery.
This is a curate’s egg of a film. The scenes starring Kristina, Chayse and Charlotte are excellent, while the remaining scenes vary from quite good to forgettable. Chayse’s scene was not quite up there with her ‘scene of the year’ contender from Evil Anal 9, but she has now established herself as solid anal diva who will raise the stock of any film. I was already in love with Kristina, and her passionate tryst with James Dean in this movie only makes me thank God that she is in so many releases at the moment. Roll on Slutwoman. First prize has to go to the penultimate scene featuring Charlotte Vale however. Charlotte is one of those girls who I have been aware of for a while but never seemed to catch on film until now. But thank God I eventually caught up with her. Cute and nasty and with the intensity of a Bobbi Starr.
There is not the consistency here to give this film above a four star rating, but given that most people will want this film because of the aforementioned anal divas, I would recommend this as a possible purchase and definite rental.