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Elastic Assholes 8

Elastic Assholes 8

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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Christian Dark's ratings for Elastic Assholes 8:
Overall Rating 4.5 stars
Elastic Assholes 8 overall rating 4.5 stars
Female Looks Elastic Assholes 8 Female looks rating 5 stars
Male Looks Elastic Assholes 8 Female looks rating 0 stars
Sex Elastic Assholes 8 Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Elastic Assholes 8 Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Elastic Assholes 8 DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Elastic Assholes 8 A/V Quality rating 4.5 stars
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Reviewed by Christian Dark  on  7/8/2009
The title isn't all that appealing but the action is people!!! I have to say Jules Jordan has picked up a quality list of directors, better than probably anyone in the business. Elastic Assholes 8 is a near perfect movie. Each scene is shot well, no real dark spots like a few other movies I've peeped lately and each girl really puts her ass in to the scene, pun intended!!! Kristina Rose is well on her way to becoming an anal queen. She seems to really get after it nowadays. But honestly I was just enamored with Lexi Love. She is just sexy as hell to me and I'd love to get a little sexi with Lexi time in the future (pass the cheese please). Dia Zerva also gave a great accounting of herself here. I can't really say anything detrimental about the movie, except maybe add some extra scenes shit I don't know. Maybe I should add that half a point back!!!!!!! Well what had happened was:

Kristina Rose----------------What an ass!!!!!!!! Hell that's the 1st thing that I think of when Kristina comes to mind. She is showing off that incredible body outside just chilling. There is some nice tease footage showing off her ass as she crawls along the floor. Inside she gets it on with the guy almost instantly. She does some toy play and gets her coochie licked. Her bj skills are steadily climbing, as she gives up a strong performance here. He hops right into the anal action with Kristina. She seems to be in heaven the entire time. The doggy is nice but she really has a good time in cowgirl.. The energy and chemistry is rather apparent the entire time, and they really seem like a couple. Its kinda voyeur like. Strong start to the flick!!!!!!!

Dia Zerva-----------------Dia is outside just catching a few rays, carpe diem you know!!!!!!!!! She does a little tease and inserts a toy into her and she is just getting warmed up for the festivities ahead. Dia is going to take on two guys in her scene so as you can expect there is some DP action on the horizon. Wait Mr Marcus and Sean Michaels!!!!!!!!! Did I just walk into a fucking time warp!!?? Is it the 90's again!!! Somebody tell Dominique Simone and Janet Jacme to bring me a sammich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The double bj skills displayed here are awesome as her energy is top notch. They take turns just really pounding away at her. They plow her anally for a while then getting into the DP which she takes likes a pro. WOW!!! Dia I will be looking out for you in the future, hell of a scene and hell of a girl!!!!!!!!!! Damn!!!

Chayse Evans-------------Cutie alert!!! I seen Chayse in a Slutty and Sluttier flick not too long ago with Jada Fire, and she blew me away the way she was actually keeping up with Jada. So needless to say I am looking forward to seeing this one. She does a nice little tease showing off her body and clearly her ass is getting prepped for the coming thrashing she will soon take. Her and the guy do some making out a little oral love for her and damn they fucking!!!!!!!!!!! That was quick!! Right into mish they go. The sex was intense the entire time as Chayse builds on what I seen before. She rides him feverishly and the anal action is top notch as well. Her bj skills were shown to be equally as impressive. Her energy stays high throughout the railing and she loves it all. I really liked Chayse's scene, this is one of those scenes that makes you feel good about a purchase!!!!!

Holly Fox------------------ Watching porn is a guilty pleasure. Looking up Holly's skirt is another!!!! What a cute little ass she has!!! She does a really good tease that sets the stage for the coming attraction. She heads inside and her and the guy go at it. Damn either the chemistry has been hot for all the perfomers or this is some great ass acting!!!!!!!!! Soon after she is getting plowed in doggy, some nice ass footage here. Only setback is the little stairs interlude. Not a fan of stair sex myself. It just limits angles and shit to me. Plus stairs are hard as hell!!!! The anal reaming is great though. She takes it in alot of positions without so much as a gripe. How come its not like that in the real world!!?? The action is fast paced and very enjoyable. Nice scene to end off Disc 1!!!!!!!


Charlotte Vale---------------------- Flashback time!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THEM DAISY DUKES ON!!!!!!!!! IWANT YOU TO LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THEM DAISY DUKES ON!!!!!!!!! EVERYBODY LOOK AT THAT GIRL WITH THEM DAISY DUKES ON!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well shit I guess you had to be there!!!! Charlotte has a nice rack on her but that was what popped into my mind 1st!!! She has the mucho ass jigglage feature on her too. What an ass damn!!!!!!! Charlotte has an awesome body and the tease is a sight to behold. (Insert "be-holding" joke here) She is also fucking the guy who looks like "The Fonz"!!!!! She gives up a really hot bj b4 taking an anal pounding. Damn no time for pleasantries. This is a hardcore scene alot of ATM and a little gaping. Not big on gaping but hey it happens I guess. They go through each position like its a vag scene. Hell of a way to start out disc 2. Charlotte like the boxcover says is a harlot!

Lexi Love--------------------- After watching this scene I actually had a dream about Lexi which is a rare thing for me. I really don't dream about pornstars. But Lexi and that mouth watering ass of hers just gets me in a zone. Needless to say I really let her have it in the dream but we're not talking about me here!!!!! Here she is teasing the camera with that smoking body of hers even doing a little ass spreading for your viewing pleasure. Can't wait to go back to sleep, maybe it can happen again!!! She does some masturbating and in comes Cecil Turtle..................I mean Sean Michaels!!! Hey hey don't get offended its just a joke!!! She gets some oral love from him. But her blowjob is by far the best of the movie. I'm not saying this because I hit it last night (haha), visually it just is!!! The anal shots were awesome but seeing her ass in cowgirl was just all you could want in this life or the next!!!!! As always she takes anal like the champion performer she is, with her unbridled energy and sex appeal. She closes out this movie in stellar fashion, and I hope to see her beautiful ass around 2 am again tonight!!!!!!!!

A really good BTS feature (only person who does better BTS is Chris Streams), pics, pops, trailers you know the norm for a JJV production. I say pick this one up, because you damn sure won't get it from a friend without stealing it!!!!!!!! C. Dark Audi 5000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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