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Elastic Assholes 5

Elastic Assholes 5

Studio: Jules Jordan Video
Category:  Anal , Gonzo
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bono-ONE's ratings for Elastic Assholes 5:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Elastic Assholes 5 overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Elastic Assholes 5 Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Elastic Assholes 5 Male looks rating 3 stars
Sex Elastic Assholes 5 Sex rating 4.5 stars
Plot/Acting Elastic Assholes 5 Plot/Acting rating 3.5 stars
Extras Elastic Assholes 5 DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Elastic Assholes 5 A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by bono-ONE  on  2/6/2007
Welcome fans to the latest release from smut peddler extraordinaire Mike John! With a title like Elastic Assholes I can say with utmost confidence we'll be seeing some serious ass fucking designed to do one thing and that's stretch those assholes as wide as possible or at least see how wide they stretch before closing back up. A good varied cast too from Annette Schwarz to Chelsie Rae to Mia Bangg so a little something for everyone here I think. Let's get to it.

Keeani Lei:

Our first girl up is a cute Asian girl who I bet a lot of you are familiar with. She starts off outdoors wearing some nice blue material. Mike lets the camera do its thing moving in close on Miss Lei's body and she too does her part giving us the great bend over ass shot. Working our way inside now we see that Keeani is naked and still showing off that ass which looks even better when there are no clothes in the way. Steve Holmes the old smoothy then works his way in kissing Keeani as his fingers start playing rather vigorously with her pussy. Mr. Holmes then does some pussy munching on that now wet kittie and you even get some playful laughter from Keeani as she's being pleasured. A nice thing too is that Steve remains down there eating pussy for a good two minutes too plus doing a little more finger banging. There are a handful of guys I really think are good at this type of pussy eating and Steve is certainly one of those guys. Steve then whips out his German Sausage for Keeani who is very hungry it seems as she gives that knob a good thorough tongue bath. There is the requisite gagging and ball sucking by Keeani but she does it with nice energy and Mike works in a good shot at one point of her diddling her pussy while being throat fucked. Steve warms up with some vag pounding to Keeani's pussy but he's quickly sliding into her ass in a good looking spoon anal. With the word Elastic in the title I think Mike wants to show how flexible those asses are so you get some good gaping shots here throughout the scene. Keeani also does some A2M showing off her nasty side before climbing on in cowgirl and this was my favorite shot as her booty is truly a nice one worth several long looks which Mike is sure to give it. You also see reverse and mish anal before Steve drops his load onto Keeani's tongue with some cleanup too. A solid start but I expect no less from Mike John.

Mia Bangg:

This next girl is one of my faves to watch for a few reasons. I think she's very pretty, has an incredible rack and an equally nice looking ass plus she does great anal scenes with one or more guys in the mix. Mike starts her off lying on a long black couch and Mia's looking sexy in a black/ white bikini and she letting her hands do all the work to start roaming over her tits then down to between her thighs. She pulls the bottoms up in a skin tight cameltoe shot and those pussy lips look very nice as they swallow up the material. Mia sits up only to turn over to doggie where that hot ass fills the screen and Mike does it right too zooming in tighly on that booty. Mia works it too shaking that ass a lot and then it's a little ass spreading from Mia who then goes on a walk and just look at those ass cheeks swaying gently as she strolls along. Mia then heads into a room where we finally get some time to focus on those tits which she nicely pulls out, the squeezing was equisite and she shakes them some too and yes she does lick her nipples which just drives me wild. I think a whole dvd devoted to girls licking their nipples, french kissing, eating pussy, and licking ass would just about be my favorite kind of dvd! Mia then resumes some pussy play with the great shot of her tits also being on display as she strokes her kittie. Steve is back again along with Everhard who offers up his cock which Mia accepts with ease. I loved the no hands sucking from Mia here and her eye contact was nice too, soon we have both cocks up there for Mia to play with and the guys keep up playing with both her tits and that pussy. There isn't a bad position really to shoot Mia in with that awesome body of hers so we get some good vag shot before they focus mainly on anal with the added dp's. Mia also does some strong cock sucking including Erik standing over her face skull fucking her, then titty fucking Mia's boobs. More good gape shots here and I about lost it when they got to reverse cowgirl, I love this woman's tits and to see them flopping about was awesome. Mia ends the scene taking both loads in her mouth and I'm still very impressed with Miss Bangg on film.

Chelsie Rae:

On we go and our next young lady starts out poolside catching some rays and looking very sexy in her pink bikini. Chelsie has procured quite the reputation lately with her cum swallowing and I'm sure we'll see that here along with the good anal work she does too. She has some fun playing with her tits and pussy and who do we see watching from afar but none other than Papa Holmes who can't resist going outside to check out this hot young girl. He's right to it too eating that ass and when a girl's got her ass arched up this way in a doggie pose I too would be wanting a dive in for a taste. Steve uses a small butt plug too on Chelsie's ass and with it still tucked inside we get Chelsie heading inside and no that's not a log in her bikini bottoms sticking out!! Chelsie resumes the doggie pose and Steve uses his teeth to pull that toy in and out before Chelsie turns around to taste her ass off it, then offer up her perky tits for Steve to suck on. His cock is already out and hard so Chelsie gets right to work enveloping that schlong and I must say her oral work was impressive taking on that big piece of manmeat. Sexwise you get very little warmup in vag before Steve slides into Chelsie's ass. I'd say cowgirl was probably the best anal shot with Miss Rae as that ass just spreads out so perfect over Steve's cock. Some good mish anal gets us to the pop which he rains down into Chelsie's mouth with some cleanup too. This girl just keeps getting better and better on camera.

Annette Schwarz:

This next girl is perhaps one of the nastiest newcummers to enter porn in the last year or so doing it all and seeming to have no limits to what she'll do on camera. Annette starts out outside by the pool and she too lets her hands roam about her body as the camera shoots her. No bottoms on Annette and she has a toy in hand to start banging away at that asshole with Mike providing a perfect shot which is even made better by the sunlight splashing over Annette's body. She soon makes her way indoors with the toy sticking out from her ass and then it's a great doggie shot bendover by Annette and Steve Holmes is the Energizer bunny in this dvd as he's back for his fourth scene of fucking. We also have Erik Everhard back for his second tour of fuck duty and both men are great choices to lay pipe to this sex crazed German. She devours their cocks like their cotton candy taking in every little bit of dick she can and seeming to want more. Steve bypasses that pussy and just starts ramming hard into Annette's pooper while she's busy making sure Erik's cock doesn't see much daylight!! Annette does some nice double dick sucking too along with the hard gagging she's becoming known for. You can guess correctly she does some aggressive dp's with these guys and you even get a device used to pry open that asshole even more. Annette is a good cum swallower to wrap up this first of two discs for this release.


On to the next disc which starts with a pretty smiling brunette standing and lookin pretty sexy in her red lace lingerie. Mike gets the shot in tight when she turns to show off her ass and there's a good doggie pose too which lets that tush shine. A flip over to mish lets Claudia spread that pussy wide and there's some ass fingering from her male costar. Claudia then sits up and he doesn't even have his jeans off just sticking the cock out thru the fly for a quick dick suck before he begins pounding that ass so he too bypasses the pussy for the stink star! A quick bit of A2M from Claudia too, these Euro girls don't waste any time tasting their own ass I guess. Flipping over to doggie you see that ass plugged but good by his cock and we finally get both nude save for the heels-- can anyone explain why a girl keeps them on in a scene, lol. As she is sucking her man's cock another two dudes join in and she effortlessly adds their schlongs into the mix. Some very nice dick sucking here fans as she makes the rounds. A few dp's later-- finally see the guys and can make them out. I see Robert Rosenberg, Steve and Everhard it is there too. The tri of cocksmen give Claudia a good hard ass pounding before splashing their loads down upon her face/tongue though she struggles a bit she gets the jizz down.


We begin the next scene with a very good and I mean very good tight shot on Natalie's ass and she's shaking that tush back and forth. She introduces herself to us and you hear the sexy European accent of hers but I know it might be hard to concentrate or listen as she's doing such a good job showing off that ass. Now sitting up she does a little pussy play and I liked the tight shots here too which Mr. John gives us. Steve and Robert then come in from different doors and their cocks are already hard so we get right to the classic kneel down between the two cocks and wait it's three cocks so Everhard must be there too and Natalie does a fine job trading all their dicks between her mouth even making an attempt at all three, for me I really enjoyed the slower tongue licking and how much time she took in pleasuring their cocks rather than just ramming them down her throat. Sexwise you get some good vag work in reverse and then in cowgirl where we also get the first anal which actually is the first dp too. The guys also stand Natalie up to double fuck her holes but it's the cowgirl shot which really drives this scene, such a nice ass on this girl. She even helps in jerking on pop out before the remaining loads are shot all over her face.

Tera Joy:

I've seen this girl a few times over the years when the guys are over in Europe and she's got a most healthy sexual appetite doin some very good dp scenes when I've watched her. We start here with Tera modeling her outfit and she has that sexy Euro accent going as well as having a smoking hot body which she expertly shows off with Mike's able help. A little titty and pussy play leads to two cocks descending on Tera and she hungrily snaps them up gagging mightily on each sword. Tera's got that kind of body where every position looks good so we get them all, a standing doggie moving on to a very good bouncy reverse with Everhard stuffing his cock into her mouth above as she rides Robert's cock below. Dp's follow in both reverse and cowgirl with some hard ass slapping too and I will say Tera is the most vocal of the girls so far but it's a genuine thing with this girl no faking it. She does the standing dp too dropping down for some awesome double dick licking A2M/P2M!! Each man gives a nice load for Miss Joy to swallow wrapping up this well done release for anal fans.

Extras & Final Thoughts:

Well Mike's done it again, several really well done scenes led by Tera, Mia Bangg, Annette and Chelsie Rae. You see all the bases covered you'd want in an anal scene with the A2M shots and the gaping plus the guys have good loads which you can't always guarantee. Energy wise I'd say Tera outfucked them all with Annette up there too. Extras included some BTS, a photo gallery, and a cumshot recap. If you're a fan of Mike's work this is a good solid pick up as he shoots these girls the way you'd want mixing in the tight shots as well as pulling out for a good broad perspective.

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