To quote the ersatz early 1990s philosopher from Seattle, Sir Mix-a-lot, “I like big butts and I cannot lie.” I agree Mr. Mix-a-lot. I like big butts, too. Which is how I found myself slipping Brian Pumper’s Earthquake Booty 3 into my DVD player the other day, hoping that I would not be disappointed by the contents within.
Joei Deluxxx and Brian Pumper: Scene opens with Joei sitting and being interviewed on a dining room chair. She stands up and bends over to show us her booty. She moves over to a couch, removes her panties and plays with herself for a bit. Joei then walks through the house to what looks like the kitchen, where a small sofa or futon or something was set up. She removes her bra before being joined by Brian. She proceeds to blow Brian while he is standing up. Brian then sits down and the blowjob continues for a bit before Joei climbs aboard for a cowgirl ride. She bounces on his dick for a few minutes before starting to ride him in a manner that I can only describe as side-saddle. Joei climbs off Brian to blow him a bit more before resuming her side saddle ride. The duo transitions into a modified scissors position before eventually having Joei roll over onto her back with her legs up for some missionary. Missionary is followed up by some extended doggie and nice views of her ass and pussy before Brian shoots a copious load all over her plump booty.
Crystal Clear and Rico Strong: Crystal Clear greets us in the kitchen wearing a black fishnet body stocking, black bra and black leather thong showing off a lovely booty. She makes her booty jiggle while welcoming us to her scene. She walks down the hall and bends over to show us her ass. The thong comes off as she poes some more, squatting and showing us her pussy. She takes her bra off and releases her breasts before a jump cut takes us into another room in the house, where she poses naked for us some more. Rico Strong joins her on a futon and definitely likes what he sees. The same can be said for Crystal as she takes Rico into her mouth. Crystal sucks Rico’s dick and licks his balls for a while both kneeling on the futon and on the floor before she offers her booty to him doggie style. The spend quite a bit of time in this position with subtle variations on the positioning of her ass in relation to him. They disengage so that she can lick and suck his dick some more before she flips onto her back for some missionary pounding. From missionary they try cowgirl, scissors and side saddle positions before returning to doggie style for the big finish on her ample backside. A very sexy girl and a great scene.
Mz Booty and Brian Pumper: Mz Booty is sitting on a chair on a patio near the pool for this scene. She is in a different kind of black fishnet body suit and a black thong, but no bra. She has red streaks in her hair. She stands up and poses on the chair, pulling off the thong before walking around the pool to a corner where she continues to show us her big ass and then shows us her nice, large titties. The scene shifts inside where she is kneeling on a black leather couch sucking Brian’s dick while he’s sitting down on the same couch. She kneels on the floor and he stands up and the blowjob continues. Mz Booty hops back up on the couch and Brian enters her doggie style. They switch to the floor where she climbs aboard reverse cowgirl style. Back to the couch for some side saddle fucking action before a regular cowgirl ride takes place – interrupted only for some oral sex. From cowgirl, it’s time for a missionary trip with legs splayed wide (and with some manual pussy inspection by Brian) before finishing up doggie style with a load shot across the buttocks.
Blaze and Justin Long: Interview with Blaze outside as she is wearing a camisole top, thong panties and a garter belt with stockings. Some outdoor posing and walking, with plenty of shots of her massive ass. We transition inside to find Blaze crawling up the stairs on her hands and knees and playing with her pussy a little bit more before heading over to the couch and blowing Justin Long, who is sitting on said couch. She climbs on for a cowgirl ride (having only removed her panties to this point) and after a few minutes hops off to offer some more oral ministrations to Justin’s dick. After oral, they meet up in the scissors style position and he pounds away. She flips onto her back for missionary and then it’s off to a nice, long doggie style ride before Justin pops on her incredible behind.
Luscious Louis and Brian Pumper: Luscious is sitting outside of the house on what looks like a park bench. She has bright red hair and is wearing a green bikini. She stands up to show us her delectable derriere. She goes over to a cushion by the pool, having pulled down the bikini bottoms to show us some more of her goodies and plays with herself a little bit. The scene shifts inside where she is now completely naked, sitting on a stool, letting us glimpse her ample ass once again. She kneels next to a cushion inside the house and is rewarded with Brian’s dick in her mouth for some oral sex. After servicing him for a few minutes, she climbs up onto the cushion and Brian eats her pussy out for a couple of minutes before sliding in doggie style. From doggie, they switch into standard cowgirl position for an extended ride before transitioning into the side saddle position. From side saddle, it’s time for some missionary and then a maneuver in which Luscious is on her back and Brian is turned around facing away from her and is fucking her still. After this, it’s time for more side saddle and then some reverse cowgirl before Luscious lays on her stomach, legs together and gets fucked by Brian until he finishes off with a load across her ass and halfway up her back.
Extras include a bonus scene from “Juicy Latin Coochie” featuring Paris Maine, Brian Pumper and Rico Strong; behind the scenes footage; a cumshot recap; a photo gallery; trailers for 28(!) films; a list of websites for Brian Pumper; and a rap video by Brian Pumper.
Oh, where to begin? Well, I appreciate a large ass, and there are definitely some good looking thick and BBW women with lovely booties in this film. There is no question about that. I thought that Crystal Clear and Rico Strong’s scene was the best because of the heat I felt coming off of them. Hands down my favorite scene of the film – although I do have to say that overall it was a very solid effort. If you’re a fan of all-black porn, and like your women curvier and/or heftier than most, you will definitely enjoy this film. Here’s my big annoyance, though: For some reason, Mr. Pumper felt the need to insert the sound effect of an “earthquake” at every possible juncture during the film. Not only during his “rap” song, but also while the women are shown walking (rear view, of course). Occasionally, this sound was also accompanied by a bass voice saying “Earthquake Booty!” Really? I mean, I get that that’s what the name of the series is. But you know what? I know what film I’m watching. I don’t need to be reminded during every cut that I’m watching a film called “Earthquake Booty” and that it’s referring to the lovely, ample backsides of the women. I can make that connection myself. In the grand scheme of things, while it does not detract from the overall viewing of the movie, it annoyed me enough to have to mention it.