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Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3

Studio: Digital Sin
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MD James's ratings for Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3:
Overall Rating 4 stars
Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 overall rating 4 stars
Female Looks Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 Female looks rating 4 stars
Male Looks Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 Sex rating 3.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 Plot/Acting rating 2 stars
Extras Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 DVD Extras rating 4 stars
Audio/Video Quality Dude, Your Girlfriend Is In a Porno 3 A/V Quality rating 3.5 stars
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Reviewed by MD James  on  8/3/2006
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Title: Dude, Your girlfriend is in a Porno! #3 (a.k.a. "Dillon’s Dude, Your girlfriend is in a PORNO! #3")
Released by: Digital Sin
Reviewed by
MD James

When I heard about Digital Sin’s third incarnation of "Dude, Your girlfriend’s in a PORNO", my first thought was that maybe you’d have a couple of California deadbeats who realize that someone’s girlfriend was brining home the bacon by doing porn movies. Nice idea… wrong country.

Now right off the bat, once the DVD starts up I get hit with a forced trailer for the New Sensations feature release "Dark Angels 2: Bloodline". Yeah, just what I need to see… a forced trailer full of blood, guts, vampires, and violence. Dude, I don’t care if Dillon is in it and Sunny Lane looks hot, you’re killing my boner with that stuff! Save the trailers for the special features. Especially of the blood-guts-gore-and-vampire variety!

Okay, once we get into the movie itself, we basically have five scenes of young Czech women getting it on with one or two guys. There’s really no connecting story or anything like that. It’s just five scenes with five girls and four guys. Sometimes there is a meet-and-greet, sometimes there’s a striptease, and sometimes there is actually a little story to go with the scene.

Scene 1: Luigina with Robert Rosenberg and Dillon

We start with Dillon and Robert (he’s the dude with the Mike Tyson facial tattoos) sitting and jawing while watching TV. Life is good, huh? No hassles, no troubles… no work for that matter. Oh but wait a minute. Dillon asks Robert to stick around because he’s going to teach this girl Luigina how to speak English. (Yeah, right.)

Luigina shows up wearing a hot little number like she’s about ready to go out clubbing. She can’t speak a word of English, but Robert can speak Czech, so he offers to translate for Dillon for "half". (Dude, he’s getting paid $15 for this!) She can parrot Dillon’s words quite well, so he moves to the harder stuff… like if she sucks cock. Now Robert’s gone from being a translator to being a pimp. He’s asking her how much for a strip-show and how much for a blowjob, and she’s answering him!

Now for a girl who supposedly can’t speak English, she responds quite well to Robert’s ENGLISH commands, even before he says them again in Czech. She stands up and does a nice striptease for them, even though she says she never did one before. (Yeah, right, dude.) She peels off her top and Dillon offers free lessons for stripteases. Then she’s asked if she ever did two guys, and she’s quick to reply that she never did. She quickly takes off her bra and panties and Dillon is immediately on her pussy, getting her warmed up. They both take out their cocks and she sucks both of them. She sucks one guy and fucks another and goes through a few positions like that. Then they both blow their loads all over her face, and Dillon teaches her to say "I’m a dirty hooker" to wrap up this scene.

Okay, if we ignore the loose storyline that leads into the sex, we have a pretty good sex scene. The story is pretty weak, but the sex is good. There were some moments where I thought they would do double-penetration, but, alas, Luigina’s ass went un-fucked.

Scene 2: Victoria with Wein Lewis

Okay… dude, we got no story here to start off. It’s just our cover girl Victoria stepping in front of the camera for an intro-and-strip. There’s no music to go with this, but she still plays for the camera as she takes off her clothes in the living room. She gets on the couch and plays with her pussy before Wein shows up, already naked and hard for her. She goes down on him eagerly before he lays her down so he can lick her pussy for a few minutes before fucking her in missionary position. Then they go to spoon position, then a little oral, then reverse-cowgirl, then doggie-style, then standing-spoon position (she’s on one leg over the couch) as he’s spanking her, then standing doggie-style, then standing cowgirl, then cowgirl, then back to missionary, then she jerks him off until he blows all over her face and arm.

This is pretty much a marathon circus act. You know, the "let’s see how many positions we can get into for the camera" scene. About the only thing missing here is the anal sex.

Scene 3: Carmen with George Uhl and Dillon

Okay, dude, check this out… We start with Dillon and George and a "Dude" watching sports on TV (my guess is soccer since this is the Czech Republic) and Team USA scores another big win. (No, I don’t know who the Dude is, dude. He’s… like… a dude, dude.) The Dude is ready to leave, but Dillon says he should stay, because he’s got an escort coming over. Dude says he’s gotta meet his girlfriend, but just then the doorbell rings. Dillon steps out for a second and comes back in with a hot looking brunette escort named Carmen. Dude gets upset… ‘cuz, dude, THAT’S his fucking girlfriend! With emphasis on both the "fucking" AND "girlfriend" parts, dude. Dude gets upset (chill out, dude) and says it’s so fucking over and storms out.

Oh well. Sorry Dude, but your girlfriend is a hooker! (Hey, dude, I think that’s a title for the next batch of vids! Hit me back next time you start shooting, ‘kay dude?) Certainly wouldn’t want that time to be wasted, right? Table gets pushed back, and George and Dillon get to have Carmen all to themselves. They quickly pull up her party dress and start playing with her bubble-butt. The top of her dress goes down and we get to see her natural breasts. George drops his pants and she drops to her knees to work on his cock. Dillon soon drops his drawers so she can take turns between the two cocks. The panties soon come off (her dress had already disappeared once she got down on her knees) and she starts sucking on Dillon’s cock as George fucks her from behind.

We basically have the same variations of sucking and fucking as in the first scene, with each guy taking turns getting fucked and sucked by Carmen. There are some standing-cowgirl and standing-reverse-cowgirl positions as well, but the same pattern is repeated until finally both guys jerk off into her face. She didn’t like getting cum in her eye, but she stayed right to the end.

Okay, dude, this was actually better than the first two-on-one scene. The lead-in story was better, the sex was better, and tanned Carmen looked like she was really into it… well maybe not for getting the pop-shot in the eye. That’s just nasty, dude.

Scene 4: Amy with Robert Rosenberg

We start with Robert out and about in the Czech Republic looking for girls to be in his movies. He’s looking for someone fresh, and he’s talking about what it’s like to sit with some guys and they find that, dude, their girlfriends are doing PORNOS! (Hey, that sort of fits the title, dude.)

Anyway, he sees this cute little curly-haired brunette by herself on a bridge and he plays up the "film director" spiel. He talks her into doing a little "audition" for him in his apartment. And, of course, rather than having a "casting couch", Robert has a casting BED. He continues to play up the audition bit for a second but he’s quick to pull his dick out. She immediately says "no porno!" Oops! Busted, dude! But he’s quick on the comeback and soon she’s sucking away like a pro. His clothes come off, and soon her clothes follow. He takes her in standing doggie position over the bedpost. Then she does a little oral before mounting him for reverse-cowgirl on the bed. Then it’s a little oral before going to spoon position, then missionary, then doggie-style, then cowgirl, then standing-cowgirl, then standing-doggie again, and then he blows his load all over her mouth. And then he hustles her out the door with a "I’ll think about it" and a flip of the bird. (Smooth move, dude.)

Okay, this scene was a little weak in terms of the sex. Amy looked innocent enough at first, but once she got into the sex it looked like Robert was fucking a china-doll. The lead-in was good, but the kiss-off afterwards wasn’t. Going from "no porno" to full-scale sex was rushed, and probably should have been stretched out an extra minute or two.

Scene 5: Tarra White with Dillon

Okay, dudes, Dillon caps off the last scene with a nice little meet-and-greet out in the city in the middle of the night. Tarra is supposedly the youngest of the women (18, as opposed to 20 or 22), and according to Dillon, she’s already good to go. She does photo shoots and she loves sex. He gets her to flash her pussy in public, and then walks her someplace secluded so he can pull up her skirt and she can suck his cock. They quickly move indoors so he can take off his clothes and she can suck him properly. Her clothes soon come off and after she shows off her ass, he peels off her panties and takes her in standing-doggie over the bed. Then they move onto the bed to continue the doggie-fucking. Then it’s reverse-cowgirl, cowgirl, doggie again, spoon, missionary, doggie one more time, and then he blows his load all around and in her mouth.

Now THIS was a good way to wrap up the video! Tarra looked like she was really into it and was eager to go.

There are also two extra scenes in the Special Features section.

Extra Scene: Jesica with unknown dude

Jesica starts with a little intro about herself as she’s standing there in a pink top and pleated skirt. She slowly works her way out of her clothes to show off her naked body on the bed for the camera before the unnamed dude showed up with the boner for her to suck on. She rides him hard in cowgirl position, then goes to reverse-cowgirl, missionary, doggie, spoon, standing reverse-cowgirl, and then finally she gets on her knees so he can blow his load around her mouth and down her chest.

Now out of instinct I would have said that THIS should have been included in the feature video, except for the fact that (1) she has a much better body than the rest of the women in it (2) she’s got larger natural breasts, and (3) there wasn’t much about her that screamed "innocent", which is what all of the women looked like they had in the feature video. Still, Jesica did a better job than some of the other girls in the feature video.

Bonus Scene: Sabina Black with Boris, Dillon, and George Uhl (from "Ass Crackin’ 5")

We start with a shoes-up look at Sabina before "Big D" gives a little meet-and-greet as we see a few shots of her doing a little striptease. Then we see Sabina stripped naked, and not only does Dillon show up nude and hard, but two other dudes are there as well. She takes her turn sucking off each guy before they get to the sex. She gets fucked by one, sucks off the second, and leaves the third hanging out there if she’s not jerking him off. Pretty soon, though she’s doing double-penetration, with one in her pussy, one in her ass, and the third in her mouth. The first guy cums in her pussy. The other two then resume the sucking-and-fucking and even do another double-penetration a few more times before the first guy rejoins the fun. It’s pretty much a suck-and-fuck session until all three of them cum all over her face.

Now on top of that, Digital Sin added a few more extras: a behind-the-scenes look at the photo shoots for everyone (including Jesica); an automated photo show without music (and without Jesica); a "pick your pleasure" feature that allows you to pick a favorite position (not just the cum shots) from all of the five scenes; two trailers that appear back-to-back (neither of them for "Dark Angels 2"); a promo for the New Sensations website; and a static page about Digital Sin. Digital Sin gets kudos for offering a lot more than the usual "standard fare", although the option for the trailers should have been worked on a little bit more. The "pick your pleasure" option was certainly the best special feature, second only to Jesica’s extra scene.

All-in-all, dudes, this is a very good video released by Digital Sin. The surrounding stories (when there are stories) could have used a little more work, but the girls are all-natural and look like the Czech version of the girls-next-door. The sex scenes range from okay to damn good, and the bonus features help round out the rough edges of the feature. This is clearly worth paying $20 for, and recommended if you like seeing young European women with natural bodies.



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