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Down the Hatch 13

Studio: Diabolic
Category:  Gonzo , Oral
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Overall Rating 3 stars
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Reviewed by moose  on  11/3/2004

I've been waiting to see this movie for a while now. What has suprised me though is that there hasn't been a single review of this title anywhere so far... none that I could find anyway. I would have though such a popular series such as this would have been highly anticipated..? I guess not.

Well anyway, for those who aren't familiar this series was started once upon a time by the legend himself Mike John when he was with the Diabolic crew. The series for a long time pop-counted around 27-30 pops a title for the most part, until John Strong took over with volumes 11 and 12, where the pop-count increased to 41 and 31 respectively. Chico Wang has now taken over the shop, and didn't want to dissapoint fans, so he upped the bar, so to speak, to 73 pop shots. This is definately a swallow-fest and with some cute girls here too; especially Milissa Lauren, Trina Michaels, Stacy Thorn & Missy Monroe.

My one flack with this flick is the one-pop swallow at a time concept. Its just too boring -i might as well keep it on a looped replay. There are a few times where the girls accumulate a pool of cum then swallow, but not often enough nor was is filmed right. I think if you're going to make a movie about cum -show the cum in her mouth and her enjoying it or playing with it with her tongue. Trina Michael's scene -she looked hot as, and took 6 loads, but you could barely see anything inside her mouth because it was filmed outside. I think outdoor scenes are great for sex (like Trina's next scene with 2 guys), but not good for swallow vids.

All was saved however with Gia Jordan's scene -which without a doubt was the most spectacular scene on this disc. There's no sex or blowjob footage, just her opening her mouth and pooling 7 large cumshots in her mouth before plaing with it, gargling, etc and then swallowing without a problem.

Opening scene was with a girl called Kat. She has braces and seriously looks like she's 14 or 15 at most. Obvisouly she isn't, but she just looked way too young for my liking, and even at the end of one of her scenes she starts rolling on the grass and looks like an 8 year old. Really really turned me off. I fast forward her next scene.

Stacy Thorn was hot as -she blows 2 guys in an alley next to a house and swallows their loads, then goes inside and gets banged by 3 guys and swallows their loads (one guys even fucks her shoe which was funny) then she goes outside and swallows another 4 loads. And she looked hot aswell.

Missy Monroe was a star as she always is, she gets out of her car, walks up to a door where a hard cock answers, she drops to her knees and takes a load & swallows. She then walks inside, gets fucked and swallows a couple more loads. Good scene, nothing great for swallowing fans unlike her GangBang3 performance, or teenage spermaholics 2.

Jenifer Spluey isn't as hot as she looks on the cover, but does her job and swallows a few loads without a problem.

Melissa Lauren is hot as, swallows 17 guys in one scene, but it is pop-by-pop swallow, which was boring.

Overall I was kind of dissapointed with this title. It offered so much yet delivered so little. 73 pops is a lot of splooge, but over 3hours its a little repetative (except for Gia Jordan's scene -fucking amazing!!! If the whole title was like this scene-indoors, good lighting, hot chick, good makeup, lots of cum and cum-play). Other than in a few good scenes, most of the cumshots were dribbles anyway. I guess its a little difficult these days now that Jules Jordan and Brandon Iron have reset such a high level from even Mike John, its hard to compete AND make money. I'll give it to Chico for his first attempt at this series, but there's a lot of room for improvement.

The casting was great though.

Swallowing and cum-related flicks should concentrate on doing that. Just like anal flicks should focus on anal. But thats just want I think. There's probably a heap of people out there who might like this flick. Especially if you like 10 man cum slam flicks etc. I think they're just boring and repetative. I'd rather see a Jules Jordan Feeding Frenzy or a Peter North DeepThroat This (swallow edition) where the good looking girls get decent size cumshots in their mouths, the lighting is good and the girls play with the cum a little.



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