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Studio: Red Light District
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  8/6/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 144 min.

Production Date: 3 / 8, 10, 16, 17, 24 / 2006 (cover) 2 / 9, 10, 17, 25 / 2006, 3 / 3 / 2006 (DVD)

Director: Martin Del Toro

Cast: Aaralyn Barra, Katrina Isis, Naudia Nyce, Sasha Knox, Valeria Vasquez, Brian Surewood, John Strong, Michael Stefano, Sascha, and Tony T.

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Del Toro is very hit or miss with me, and I can't say that Red Light shamelessly ripping off Erik Everhard's title that they used to distribute makes me happy. That said, I also can't resist checking out the anal cream pies...

Initial Reaction: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody who only cares about anal cream pies

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting even a minimum of creativity

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are very nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced, and I don't think I heard a single background noise. The video is much the same. There's very little grain and it's nicely lit. Although most of the movie appears to be shot with hand held cameras, there are very few sharp pans or zooms to interfere with the action.

Music: None

Menus: The main menu is pretty generic, and just blends a bit of the boxcover with some simple background animation. The chapter menu is nicely done, and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name of the cum receptacle in it.

The Feature

Martin Del Toro keeps things simple for Don't Cum on my Face, Cum in my Ass. Each scene has a minimum of tease and oral before the girl in the scene takes on two guys and finishes the action with a pair of anal cream pies.

Scene 1 – Naudia Nyce, Brian Surewood, and John Strong

Naudia starts things out crawling around in some sexy black half-fishnet half-solid black fishnets with a black and white striped and frilled skirt, black and white mesh tops, and black and white mesh gloves being led around by an inflatable buttplug in her mouth. Martin pulls out the plug and turns his attention to her ass, which he has Naudia tell him about as she winks it at him before having her spread it open for him. She lets Martin know what she had for breakfast after tasting her fingers and they talk about having the guys nut in her ass before Brian and John come in to join her. Brian goes right to fucking her pussy from behind while John gets the pleasures of her mouth and throat. When she moves over to ride John reverse cowgirl style, Brian has her bend back so he can fuck her face and play with her titties before she spits all over the camera lens to say goodbye to her pussy getting fucked. Naudia moves back to Brian for an anal cowgirl ride before the guys take turns spooning her ass, fucking it the standard positions, letting her taste it, and helping her gape. They even double stuff her in both cowgirls before going back to just fucking her ass. Finally, Naudia has the guys blast their baby batter up her butthole, with Brian starting it out from behind while appearing to launch most of his load onto her butthole rather than in it. They have Naudia squirt it out to lick up as John launches his load into her gaping ass for Naudia to push right back out into her hand. She brings it up for a taste and looks to even swallow it down before Martin puts the plug back in her mouth and leads her away.

This is a pretty good scene. Naudia does a great job taking on the guys, and they all look to be nicely into each other (with the exception of Brian and John being into each other). There's plenty of the energetic anal that John and Naudia seem to be more than known for, and Naudia makes the anal look just as easy as the vaginal. The cream pies were handled okay, but I just don't like the cum being shot in from the outside. I want to see those balls surging and the cum flowing out as the cock slides out of that nice tight ass. Sadly, that didn't seem to happen here, and it held the scene back a bit for me. This is a pretty hot scene, but it just got a little long and the cream pies weren't handled like I like.

Scene 2 – Sasha Knox, Brian Surewood, and Tony T.

Sasha is led in wearing a pink fishnet outfit with a thong and black shoes with a black collar. She licks Martin's shoes as she follows him up the stairs with bright eyes, before scratching at a door for somebody to open it for her. She rushes in at the smell of cock with Martin holding her back with the leash before he lets her up to start sucking Tony's bone. He leads her over to the bed for her to start sucking Brian's cock, and as soon as she starts Tony moves her buttplug aside to start fucking her pussy doggie style. They work her back and forth fucking her pussy before working her ass over, and don't waste much time before they move her on to a cowgirl DP. Sasha takes a break to suck both cocks clean as she switches between cowgirls for her DP, and sucks them clean again before Tony starts jackhammering her ass solo. When she moves over to let Brian work on her ass, he helps Sasha fill her pussy with fingers to keep it stretched out before they DP her in midair. They fuck her holes a little more before Sasha has them nut up her ass. Brian gives her the first pop in her ass, and it keeps flowing as he pulls out just a little too far. Tony moves right in to unload in her ass when Brian moves out of the way, and as soon as he pulls away Sasha catches as much cum as she can in her hand to bring up and lick up.

This is a hot scene. Sasha is amazingly hot, and I love her tease and scratching at the door for the opening. She takes a brutal fucking from Tony without seeming to bat an eye, and Brian doesn't seem to hold much back either. The cumshots are nicely done, and the guys keep most of the cum in her ass. I think I'm going to have to see more of Sasha.

Scene 3 – Aaralyn Barra, Brian Surewood, and Tony T.

Martin starts out the third scene calling for blonde Aaralyn, who soon after starts to shyly crawl up the staircase towards him in a sexy little white fishnet and pink outfit. He reminds her immediately about how she wasn't to go downstairs, and is led over to a dildo stuck on a table to suck. Martin isn't happy with how she sucks it, and has her put it in her ass instead, which Aaralyn handles much better. Brian and Tony go right to fucking Aaralyn's face when they walk in, and soon after they're on the couch with Brian's cock in her pussy reverse cowgirl style while Tony fucks her face. Tony sees how fast he can spoon her ass when he gets his turn, with Aaralyn encouraging him to see what he can do before turning around to suck it clean. Brian gets a turn as well before they start DPing her in the cowgirls. Of course Aaralyn sucks her juices off the cocks, and she also lets the guys slap her a bit and work both her holes over in both cowgirls and in midair. Martin brings the dildo back in when she takes a cocksucking break, with Tony fucking her butt from behind and nutting in it as soon as he's ready to go again. Brian moves in to fuck her ass from behind before Aaralyn can squirt it all out, and as she starts to squirt it out Brian moves back in to give her another shot of nut. He lets Aaralyn squirt it all out onto the table and lick it up before she spits it onto her tits for Martin.

This is a decent scene. Aaralyn does a great job taking on both guys, and I was more than a little happy seeing her so into hard sex that she encouraged Tony to keep going and not worry. That said, I couldn't help but quickly grow bored with this scene. It's not a bad thing, but there didn't seem to be anything about it to differentiate it from the other scenes and especially the previous scene. If this was the first scene in the movie it'd probably be pretty good, but having three scenes in a row so similar really brings it down.

Scene 4 – Valerie Vasquez, Sascha, and Tony T.

Valerie, a good looking Latino, starts out being led around on a leash with a couple peacock feathers sticking out of her ass. Tony comes in and has her suck his cock while Sascha goes right to fucking her from behind. Valerie teams up on the cocks orally before letting Tony fuck each of her holes missionary style, before trading back and forth working her ass through all the usual positions. Naturally they lets Valerie have a few tastes of her ass, and also fill it up with cum when they're done. Tony lets her have it missionary style first, and after she squeezes it out, Sascha lets her have a second load in her ass. Tony has her roll to her side and try to push it out, but Varlier doesn't seem to be able to and instead settles for what she gets on her fingers.

This is an okay scene. I'm thrilled that after a start that seemed much too familiar it went a little different, but even without the DPs this scene felt much too similar with two guys taking on one girl and a bit rush to get to the fucking. I just couldn't get into this scene.

Scene 5 – Katrina Isis, John Strong, and Michael Stefano

Dark haired Katrina starts her scene out with a pink dildo duct taped into her ass while wearing a sexy red garter belt and top with white fishnets and red high heeled cloth boots. Martin pulls the toy out to show that it's a double dicked toy and has her suck it before John and Mike join her so she can suck the real thing. She heads to the couch for a reverse cowgirl ride on John before moving over to ride Mike cowgirl style. She mixes in plenty of oral, and lets the guys move on to fuck her ass missionary style as she sucks the other. Shortly after going for the reverse cowgirl anal ride on John Katrina asks Mike to join in and DP her. She doesn't hesitate to suck her juices off either cock, and keeps having them double stuff her cowgirl style as well. They take turns fucking Katrina's ass from behind and let her have some cowgirl anal before double stuffing her in midair. Finally, the guys fuck her ass doggie style and unload in it one after the other. The cum runs right out with John's cock, but Katrina manages to squeeze a little more out to run around her tits before licking some up.

This is easily the best scene in the movie. Katrina is darn hot and has a smoking body. She takes the anal and DP's extremely well, and puts out some nice and believable vocals. The guys seem to mesh better here as well, and I was more than happy to not see Tony T. and his “I hope I don't shit myself while fucking” facial expressions. Finally, there's some nice anal cream pies that are well handled. This is a hot scene.

Don't Cum on my Face, Cum in my Ass shows a little potential, but then goes virtually nowhere with it. The ladies all look hot, with Sasha Knox and Katrina Isis leading the female cast. They all do a nice job with the sex and taking the cream pies, but the entire movie feels stuck in a rut. Every scene is two guys taking on the girl and every scene seems like it's in a rush to get to the fucking. With the average scene lasting nearly a half hour, that makes for one heck of a long and repetitive scene especially when the lead-ins are short and fairly similar to each other. Mixing things up with a black chick, one on one action, or a larger group scene would all be simple changes and all would help the movie feel like it had a little depth. As it is, even though the scenes are good on their own, as a whole the repetitiveness of the sex brings down the entire movie. I love watching anal cream pies, but Don't Cum on my Face, Cum in my Ass almost put me to sleep due to how repetitive it was, and doesn't even compare to Erik Everhard's Cum in my Ass, Not on my Face.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Just Over 18 #4, I'm Only Squirteen, Hardcore D.P., Cunt Gushers 2, and Full Anal Access 6. The photo gallery lasts about five and a half minutes with about five seconds per okay snapshot. The photo quality varies a little throughout the gallery, but even the great snapshots are held back by the huge Red Light District logo at the bottom of the screen. There's also a behind the scenes featurette and contact information.

The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly twenty four minutes. After a little behind the scenes fun with Naudia, Martin goes over the cream pie finish with her as she rides Brian's cock. Naudia also shows how she masturbates before Martin moves over to Aaralyn as she finishes up her scene and cleans up afterwards. Katrina is next, who checks out Katrina's great body and chats with her about her pierced hood, sex, and the guys cumming in her ass. Sasha talks about loving to make guys cum and shows off a bit for Martin before shooting her scene and chatting with him after. Valerie finishes things up showing off her package and talking about sex with Martin before a quick clip of the action being shot. This is a pretty good behind the scenes featurette that shows a bit of sex as well as plenty of personality from the performers. Like the movie it's a bit repetitive, but it adds a little more fun and a few more variations than the movie does. This was an enjoyable featurette.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, toys, B&D, group, anal, ass to mouth, DP, cream pies (anal), cum farting, and cum eating

Raincoat Factor: Very high

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Red Light District’s DVDs can be found online for between about $14 and $25, with several stores offering them in the $15 range. Aim low or rent this one. There's a good scene here, but sadly it's repeated three times with the fifth scene just being a slightly limited version of the same scene. The technical aspects are well done, and there's a little effort put into the extras. This is a pretty good DVD of a very generic movie.

Note to Red Light District: It's good to be able to put out plenty of product, but a little quality mixed in would make people take a lot more notice.

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