Other characters are either dull or annoying like Eric's over-sexed office sidekick, who is played by Barrett Blade. The straight sex scenes are well-staged and photographed but the blondes with fake boobs wear out their welcome.
Eric's wife will fuck anyone but Eric so she humps the lawn man while Eric heads off to work. (Abbey Brooks rides in cowgirl for an extended period of time plus performs some fine titty fuck stuff in this nearly 30 minute opening scene---!! 1/2)
Eric's boss has a thing for one of his co-workers. (Rhylee Richards sucks and fucks with Derrick Pierce in an office setting with Rhylee taking a mishing as well as other positions on and around her desk. Cum shot on her boobs---!!)
After Chelsea meets Eric, she decides to split from her girlfriend. (Alexis Ford and Evie Delatosso hook up anyway in a standard girl/girl scene---! 1/2)
Action shifts to a strip club. Some characters come and go but Eric's office buddy takes home one of the dancers. (Barrett Blade and Sarah Jessie show off some tattoos in this otherwise standard straight sex scene that concludes with the closest thing to a facial as a few drops land on her face but most drops drip on her fake boobs---!!)
Eric and Chelsea sit on a pink bed after dinner. (Eric Masterson and Alexis Ford are okay in this standard straight sex scene with Alexis's small titties being a pleasant diversion after all the overstuffed, fake boobed performers---!! 1/2)
The DVD concludes with Eric announcing to his wife that he's leaving her while she fucks around with a mute dude in submissive garb and a guy in a chicken suit. He walks some dogs with Chelsea and life is good.
Extras are plenty with the 54 minute BTS being best. I didn't care much for the 30 minute bonus scene, which was more girl/girl stuff from ALEXIS FORD'S COLLEGE TAILS. Other extras include a 3 minute photo gallery, an Internet promo, a 1 minute long interview with Alexis, 6 minutes of Rhylee Richard's blowing her lines in some bloopers and an odd little feature where David Lord digs around in Abbey's bag of lingerie.
So, THE DOG WALKER (2010, Adam & Eve Pictures) is not a howling success. The sex scenes are okay but don't waste your time on this unfunny XXX feature. Final rating is ! 1/2 outa !!!!!