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Do The White Thang

Studio: Metro
Category:  Straight
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astroknight's ratings for Do The White Thang:
Overall Rating 2 stars
Do The White Thang overall rating 2 stars
Female Looks Do The White Thang Female looks rating 3 stars
Male Looks Do The White Thang Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Do The White Thang Sex rating 2.5 stars
 
Plot/Acting Do The White Thang Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Do The White Thang DVD Extras rating 1 star
Audio/Video Quality Do The White Thang A/V Quality rating 2 stars
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/13/2006

The Little Details

Running Time: 90 min.

Production Date: 12 / 28, 29 / 2002

Director: Cleetis Mack

Cast: Chloe Dior, Lainey, Fiona Cheeks, Violet Blue, Chennin Blanc, Domineko, Justin Slayer, Sledge Hammer, and Sylvio Mata

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: This hasnít been one of Metroís best lines, so Iím not going in with the highest of expectations.

Initial Reaction: It's nothing special.

Who Should Watch It : Extreme interracial fans

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wants porn that doesn't feel generic

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is clear and pretty well balanced, but the music is frequently on the loud side. Thankfully, however, there isn't much of anything for background noises, but you can hear a few noises from a nearby camera. The video is presented in the full frame format and looks okay. There's a touch of grain and the lighting varies very slightly through the movie. The camera work is a bigger problem with some fairly noticeable camera motion that shows a handheld style with a minimum of knowledge to do it decently.

Music: The music holds back the entire movie. It's extremely repetitive and extremely loud, and makes it so that you can barely hear the performers when they try talking to each other to set up the scene.

Menus: The main menu is generic and fairly sad, offering only the title, selections, a little background animation, and a still of Chloe Dior with her face planted across her stomach. The chapter menu is also extremely generic and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and a chapter number.

The Feature

Do the White Thang keeps things pretty simple. Each scene starts with Domineko yapping or the girls talking about sex with black guys before quickly moving on with the sex.

Scene 1 - Chloe Dior and Domineko

Cute brunette Chloe starts out the opening scene lying back on a bed in a white bra and panties with Domineko laying behind her on a bed looking stoned and lazy introducing the movie. He has a few words with her before kissing her, and rolls her over to show a fine ass before stripping off her panties so he can easily lick and play with her pussy as she goes back to her back. He moves up to fuck her face and lets her get on top for a bit of sixty-nining as he pulls her hair a little. Chloe stays on top to ride Domineko cowgirl style before getting on all fours to take it like a dog as he thumbs her ass at the same time. He even lets her have it missionary style for a bit before and rolls her around a bit before giving her an impressive facial.

This is an okay scene. As usual, Chloe looks pretty darn hot, puts out some nice energy, and doesn't go overboard with her vocals. She and Domineko have pretty good chemistry, and although there are times his ego seems to get a little carried away (as it so often does), they look like they're having a good time. It does have a very basic feel that moves towards the cheap side of things by looking like the scene was shot in a $20 hotel room. This isn't too bad of a scene, and is a better opening to the movie than I expected.

Scene 2 - Lainey and Justin Slayer

Dirty blonde Lainey starts her scene out talking about how she's been in the business a couple years but has never done a black guy while wearing a white tiger print dress on a leopard print couch. She's joined by Justin Slayer, who looks more than happy to be her first brother and goes right to checking out what she has under her dress. He gives her ass a few slaps while tonguing and fingering her pussy, and then lets her suck his cock in return. Lainey lays back so she can watch Slayer's big black cock go in and out of her as he fucks her missionary style before bending over and letting him take her from behind. Finally, Lainey turns around to take a pretty good closed-eye facial.

This scene hovers around the average level. Lainey's okay looking, and she and Slayer get into each other pretty well. There's some nice chemistry between them right from the start, but the camera work frequently cuts off Slayer's head and the scene seems to go on way too long. This could have been a much better scene with another position and or tighter editing.

Scene 3 - Fiona Cheeks and Sledge Hammer

Fiona, a kind of trashy looking dirty blonde with braces, starts her scene out talking about how she likes black guys before Sledge walks in looking plenty happy at getting paid to fuck a white woman. He strips off her panties and goes right to licking her pussy and ass before standing up and letting Fiona mouth his manhood. Fiona rides him cowgirl style as soon as he's ready before lying back for some missionary work. She even gets in a little doggie fucking before taking a nice facial from Sledge and sucking out the last little bit while giving him some great eyes.

I just couldn't get into this scene. Fiona seems to have a good time with Sledge fucking her, but there was just too much against this scene for me to get into it too much. First, the camera work and editing seemed limiting, with plenty of odd angles that didn't work for me. The other thing that held the scene back for me was Fiona. I don't find her attractive at all, and her personality always seems bitchy to me. This scene just didn't do anything for me.

Scene 4 - Violet Blue and Domineko

Brunette Violet starts out her scene in a little baby blue and white bra and panties with white lace-up boots talking about sex before Domineko flops on the bed in front of her. He mouths off a bit before having Violet get on all fours so he can check out her ass. She strips off her panties and lies back for Domineko to tongue her and give her a little finger play. Violet helps him out of his sweats and boxers so she can happily suck his cock while giving him some very nice eyes on all fours and then letting him come around to fuck her from behind. She also rides him cowgirl style and lets him fuck her lying on her side before letting him spew his seed on her chest.

This is a pretty hot scene. Violet looks like she's having a great time, and has some very nice chemistry with Domineko. Sadly, once again the camera work is below average, and cut off either of their heads several times. This could have been a darn hot scene with somebody else behind the camera and somebody in charge who wanted to pay more than $20 a night for a hotel room, but even with those limitations this is probably the best scene in the movie.

Scene 5 - Chennin Blanc and Sylvio Mata

Chennin talks about her fondness for the passion of black men before fugly Sylvio joins her. He strips off her top to give her tits a quick suck before sitting back and letting her suck his cock. Chennin sits back so Sylvio can tongue and finger her pussy before fucking it, and then gets up for a reverse cowgirl ride. They also get in a little doggie fucking before Chennin strokes Sylvia onto her face while looking like she's trying to see how tightly she can close her eyes.

This is a pretty average scene. I've often liked Chennin's scenes, so I had a fair amount of hope for this scene. That said, I could barely get into it. Chennin looks to get into the sex okay, which is the main thing that brought this one up to the average level, but there's nothing to make it memorable or feel like anything one should get into or really care about. This scene brings the movie to an end at about the same level as the rest of the movie.

Do the White Thang is a pretty forgettable interracial title. I know that sounds bad, and the movie isn't bad, it's just not memorable in any way. The sex feels generic and is often two or three positions and out with slightly below average camera work. There's some okay chemistry in the scenes, and Chloe Dior and Violet Blue stand out the most for that in their scenes with Domineko. On the other end of the spectrum is Fiona Cheeks' scene, which I just couldn't get into. Throughout it all, the movie feels like it's working with a budget that's about what's needed to take a family to Popeye's for supper and has camera work and editing that falls just below the competent line. In the end, Do the White Thang comes off as nothing special, like so much of the rest of Metro's Urban line that I've seen, and feels like it's porn made on a welfare budget.

The Extra Stuff

Trailers are included for Being Porn Again, Fetish Whores, Blowjob Fantasies 19, Asian Hoze, and Double Anal Excursions 4. The photo gallery includes about twenty very nice looking snapshots. There's also commercials.

The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, interracial, and rimming (male > female)

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: Between Domineko and Chloe Dior

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many of Metro's Urban line of DVDs can be found online for between about $11 and $25 with a few stores offering them near the low end. Aim for the low end or a little lower here. The sex is okay, but definitely nothing special. The technical aspects are very average, and there's no real effort put into the extras. As usual with Metro's Urban line, this is pretty much porn on a welfare budget.

Note to Metro: A little effort towards some decent extras would be a very nice thing. At the very least please fill up the DVD with a bonus scene or two. With a movie that barely lasts an hour and a half there should definitely be enough room...

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