Running Time: 164 min.
Production Date: 2 / 24 / 2010, 3 / 10, 19, 29 / 2010, 4 / 6 / 2010
Director: Andrew Youngman
Cast: Brooke Banner, Claudia Valentine, Diamond Foxxx, McKenzie Lee, Puma Swede, Chris Johnson, Cristian Devil (listed here as Christian Clay), Justice Young, and Tommy Gunn
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are a bit disappointing. The audio is decently balanced, but there's quite a bit of audio that seems hollow as well as a lot of noticeable background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks pretty good. There are a few shadows and a bit of grain, but nothing that horribly interferes with the presentation.
The Movie: Dirty Over 30 collects five unrelated MILF-themed sex scenes. Each scene has a little lead-in, and they never waste too much time before getting to the main action.
|Scene 1 – Claudia Valentine and Chris Johnson|
Brunette MILF Claudia shows up at Chris's door with a plate of cookies introducing herself and letting him know she's new to the neighborhood and trying to get to know her neighbors. He invites her in and leads her to a sectional and ottoman where Claudia hits on him as they talk and runs her hands around him. She moves in to kiss him before letting Chris grope her in return and sucks her tits. Claudia has him stand up so she can mouth his manhood with plenty of throat action mixed in before laying back and letting Chris tongue and finger her holes. She gives him a little more head before letting Chris fuck her missionary style, and then gets on top to ride him cowgirl style. Claudia turns around to let her ass swallow Chris's cock reverse cowgirl style, and he moves on to fuck his way between her holes from behind. Finally Chris lets Claudia have a nice facial finish with a good pop that she swallows down before giving him a little more head.
|Scene 2 – McKenzie Lee and Cristian Devil|
Busty brunette McKenzie starts out in a animal print dress on the phone ordering a pizza. When Cristian arrives with the pizza she can't find her purse and invites him in while she hunts for it before trying to work a deal with him. She chats with him a little more before he pulls her down to join him on the couch, and soon after is sucking her big tits and playing with her bald pussy. McKenzie sucks and strokes his cock in return before laying back to let him eat her holes. Cristian moves up to fuck her missionary style before having McKenzie ride him cowgirl style. He spoons her shitpussy and she moves up to impale her ass on his cock reverse cowgirl style before letting him take it from behind with a little ass to mouth mixed in. Finally McKenzie sucks and strokes Cristian to a dribbly pop that can't make it to her face and ends up on her tits instead.
|Scene 3 – Diamond Foxxx and Justice Young|
Busty bottle blonde MILF Diamond is quite happy with repairman Justice's response time, and after showing him where the problem is on the house lets him know she'll be right around the corner if he needs anything. She heads to a pool chair and lays out in her bikini to get some sun, and Justice can't resist peeping on her as she lays out topless. Naturally Diamond catches him and wants to see a little in return, and soon after is working Justice over orally. Justice licks and fingers her shaved slit in return before fucking it missionary style, and then lets her up so he can take her from behind. He lays back for her to ride him cowgirl style, and Diamond lets him have a little more head before turning around for the reverse cowgirl. Finally Diamond drops down to collect Justice's joy juice in her mouth and swallows it down.
|Scene 4 – Puma Swede and Tommy Gunn|
Bottle blonde Puma is a bit surprised to find Tommy at her door wanting to talk with her about her daughter. She leads him in to a large ottoman where he tells her he's worried about some of her behavior and how she's distracting the boys and they chat a bit about her daughter as Tommy checks her out a bit and Puma starts to move in on him. She strips off her top and starts undoing Tommy's pants before pulling him in to worship her big tits. Puma moves down to start sucking his cock before sliding around to sixty-nine him, and then gets on top for a cowgirl ride. She mixes in a bit more oral action for Tommy as she turns around for the reverse cowgirl and then lets him spoon her. Puma continues to mix in plenty of head for Tommy as he fucks her from behind, fucks her tits, and gives it to her missionary style. Puma sucks, strokes, and titty fucks Tommy a little more before letting him spoon her, and finally takes his testicular treats in her mouth. She spits it out into her hand and plays with it briefly before swallowing it down.
|Scene 5 – Brooke Banner and Cristian Devil|
When heavily tattooed dirty blonde Brooke has problems bringing in her groceries, Cristian sees her problems and quickly comes to her aid. He carries up her groceries before she leads him out back where they briefly chat as he comments on her lack of panties. Soon after Cristian has Brook on her back to suck her great tits and eat her pussy and asshole. She slides down his jeans to mouth his manhood in return with a little titty fucking and attention for his balls mixed in. Brooke gets up to ride Cristian cowgirl style, and sucks him clean before getting back on and turning around for the reverse cowgirl. She works in another cowgirl ride before laying back to let Cristian give it to her missionary style, and gives him a little more head before letting him spoon her. Cristian also takes Brooke from behind before letting her have a nice pop in her dirty mouth.
Dirty Over 30 is a very average MILF release. The opening scene is fairly average, and also quite forgettable with Chris seeming to struggle a bit and Claudia going a bit over the top in her performance. Things don't pick up too much with McKenzie, who turns out a decent performance with Christian that also seems a bit forced at times. Diamond and Justice turn out a respectable fuck, but it's held back a bit due to all of the background noises in the outdoor setting. Puma turns out a good fuck with Tommy to pick things up a bit, and Brooke might turn out the best scene in the movie with Cristian. I do like how the women were the ones in control through the movie rather than leaving the guys to make the movies all the time, and there's a nice range of styles to the ladies from start to finish. Unfortunately the action is all pretty average, which leaves Dirty Over 30 as a MILF release with a nice cast that never quite delivers as much as one would hope with the cast that's involved.
The Extras: The photo gallery lasts a little over two and a half minutes. There's also trailers and commercials.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: Rent it if you're into the cast, skip it if you're not.
Note to Digital Sin: This line has been pretty reliable for you, so I'll chalk this one up to being a bump in the road.
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