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Dirty Birds

Dirty Birds

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The Pocketcomb Pimp's ratings for Dirty Birds:
Overall Rating 3.5 stars
Dirty Birds overall rating 3.5 stars
Female Looks Dirty Birds Female looks rating 4.5 stars
Male Looks Dirty Birds Male looks rating 2.5 stars
Sex Dirty Birds Sex rating 3.5 stars
Plot/Acting Dirty Birds Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Dirty Birds DVD Extras rating 2.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Dirty Birds A/V Quality rating 4 stars
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Reviewed by The Pocketcomb Pimp  on  12/6/2006

Dirty Birds

Get Ready To Eat Crow!

Director: Tim Von Swine
Studio: Platinum X Pictures
Running: 140 min
Genre: Gonzo - Euro
Release: 2005
I donít know about you, but I canít watch porn unless I have a reason. Iím not a big fan of Euro women, but a couple do turn my crank, and they happen to be in this title. 1 is the ass fucked Poppy Morgan an 2 is the fake tittied Michelle B. Prepare for the PCP transmission of Dirt Birds (This ainít no Red Robin!)

Scene Breakdowns:

Poppy Morgan

Letís start this off with Poppy Morgan. From the 1st time I saw her I knew I was seeing something special. She had solid potential, but her makeup was less than impressive. Today all the kinks have been worked out and there is no doubt why she was chosen to kick this off.

I canít say that I am a T Reel fan, but I guess Iíd rather see a black guy in her than another non IR scene. Poppy says she loves back guys and I have no reason to doubt her. She is a sexual athlete and every scene is worthy of the Olympics. The title of this should have been Poppy gets Fucked! Man did she ever take a beatin. If every girl in porn were like Poppy, the government would shut it down, or put a 50% tax on it!

Michelle B

Donít you ever say you hate fake tits. If you do, you havenít seen the pair on this British Big Titty Bitch. I donít know if itís the blonde hair, but she could give Pam Anderson a run for Blonde Big Tit Bitch of the year.

Michelle does good anal, and in this title she kicks it off with Steve Homes. Steve is a pretty big guy and there is noting like a thick dick in a hot big titty bitch like Michelle. This scene is mostly DP driven, but still a solid scene for those that donít care for that much dick in their porn. One thing about a DP, if the girl is a two-hole heffer, you donít want to miss a lick. Good camera work made this scene a winner. Too bad Poppy didnít take anal like this in her scene.

Isobel Ice

If you asked me she entered porn too soon. You will be pressed to find anyone who attacked the industry as hard as she did, but unfortunately her good works were overshadowed by her flabby frame. In this title she has a tiny tummy, but itís a far cry from the fatty rolls she started out with early in her career.

Isobel worked with a sexual fever in this scene and I know her fans must have loved it. I donít know what it is about this girl that leaves me limp, but from what I see I am in the minority. She took more dick in her ass than a part time faggot and made it look like a dream come true.

Sophie Dee

Sophie is another crooked toothed Brit. She has beautiful eyes and an above average body. She rode the weight roller coaster in her career and lucky for fans she landed on the right side of fat.

I never really liked Sophie and thought I might like her once she went anal. But for those of you that think Iím anal obsessed, I have to tell you that I like classic Sophie better than the new and improved anal version. Sophie fucked and showed off her round rump, but Iím just going to leave things be saying again, ďIím not a fanĒ.

Alicia Rhodes

Could you have had a Euro title two years ago without AliciaÖ? Absolutely not, there is something so terribly sexy about her, but for me there is also something about her less than attractive. I bet sheís a good fuck, but you could never get me to date her.

I will admit that her frame is pretty pleasing for people that prefer their women 100% natural. Alicia looks much better today that I am used to seeing her and would have to guess that movies like this made her the star that she was during her days in front of the camera.

Alicia took on three guys in this scene and she wasnít the least bit shy about taking two in the rear at the same time. Iím not a double anal kind of guy, but I have to question what kind of asshole stretches like that.

The Pocketcomb Prognosis

If you know me, you know that Iíd rather watch reruns of Saved By The Bell than Euro porn, but this title is much better than the flood of Euro trash that followed it. Iím not a fan and I liked it, so a Euro fan would most likely love it. Iím glad to see that the Euro trend has slowed down, but this title will serve as a solid reminder of what made Arse Fuckin fashionable. .

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