The Little Details
Running Time: 79 min.
Production Date: 3 / 20 / 2005
Director: J. Bleazy
Cast: Trixie Cash, Mia Banggs, Rachel Love, Bobby Dean, Nadia Rio, Brett Rockman, and Mark Davis
The Short Story
Initial Expectations: For some reason, I just canít get my hopes up beyond an average level here.
Initial Reaction: It should come with a warning not to drink or operate heavy machinery around it.
Who Should Watch It : Fans of the cast
Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting a movie that feels professional
The Technical Stuff
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects leave plenty to be desired. The audio is balanced okay, but thereís a ton of background noises both from things happening behind the camera and the crew talking. The video is okay. It has a little grain but is nicely lit. Thereís a bit of camera motion, but it doesnít interfere with things too badly.
Music: Thereís a little drum machine music that rests in the background during some of the movie. Itís extremely forgettable, and doesnít help the movie at all.
Menus: The menus arenít too impressive. The main menu has a still with a couple small clips from the movie. The chapter menu lets you choose where to go in each scene based on a cast listing for each scene at the top of a column with the sex acts listed below it. It starts out as a good idea, but since it looks like a grocery list without anything else there, it ends up disappointing instead.
The FeatureDirty Anal Whores keeps things simple. Thereís never any setup for the scenes and every scene has anal.
|Scene 1 - Trixie Cash and Mark Davis|
Trixie starts things off in a little black outfit smoking a cigarette with Mark taking off her panties to eat her out. He works her over with his fingers as if she might squirt and then when she doesnít moves on to finger her ass. After working her up to three fingers Mark starts fucking her ass, and takes his time for her to smile back her approval before any real pumping. After an editing cut Trixie starts working Mark over orally, and takes him into her throat repeatedly. Mark encourages Trixie to gag on his cock as she takes it balls deep before letting her bounce on it reverse cowgirl style. Mark has her gape and suck her ass off his cock as they fuck, and finish things up popping in her mouth.
This scene felt like it was a behind the scenes bonus scene. You hear both Mark and Trixie interact with the cameramen, as well as the cameramen talking to each other. You also get the camera veering off to get things like Trixieís shoe. The chemistry is okay between Trixie and Mark, but the entire scene has such an amateurish feel (not in the good way) that I could barely get into this scene.
|Scene 2 - Nadia Rio and Brett Rockman|
Nadia, a nice looking brunette, starts out her scene lying back in a slutty black mesh bra, a black studded collar, and a pink skirt diddling herself on a couch. She turns a vibe loose on her twat until Brett arrives, and then attacks him orally both as he stands in front of her and as he sits on the couch next to her. Nadia bounces on Brettís bone while looking over towards the camera before letting him tap her ass missionary style. Nadia constantly mouths off about how she loves a cock in her ass while doing her best imitation of a cold salmon as they move on with a bit of anal doggie and some anal reverse cowgirl. They go back so Brett can fuck each of Nadiaís holes missionary style before he gives her a nice face full of spunk and a few slaps with his cock and hand.
This was an average at best scene that seemed to go on forever. Nadia definitely had the whore look down, which didnít do a lot for me, but her performance did even less for me. If she would have put as much effort into playing to her partner and looking like she was into the sex than she did playing to the camera and running off at the mouth on how she loved the sex Iím sure Iíd have a completely different opinion of this scene. As is, I was quickly bored with it once again.
|Scene 3 - Rachel Love and Mark Davis|
Rachel, a decent looking brunette, starts out her scene in a red bikini sucking. She introduces herself and then sucks on a blue buttplug while playing with her pussy and ass and moaning uncontrollably. She slides the toy into her ass while continuing to moan away, and gives it some nice pumping as well as sucking her toy. Mark walks in and grabs her by the back of the head as he instructs her on how to take the toy into her throat, and even helps by fucking her face with it a little in preparation for the throat fucking he gives her later. After stretching out her throat, Mark has Rachel climb up so he can stretch out each of her holes reverse cowgirl style. He also gives Rachel a bit of anal cowgirl, missionary, and spooning. They finish things up with a little anal doggie before Mark fucks Rachelís face and beats his meat so hard that I think he built up calluses on both his cock and hand until he could pop in her mouth. Afterwards Rachel swallows his seed.
Although Rachel is cute, she was able to pretty much lose me within the first fifteen seconds of her scene. She starts moaning so wildly as the buttplug passes her lips that I had a hard time believing much of her performance after that. Her reactions rarely came off in a believable way and I found myself bored with almost all of this scene.
|Scene 4 - Mia Banggs, Bobby Dean, and Brett Rockman|
Blondes Mia and Bobby start things out kissing on a bed with Mia wearing a pink top with a white skirt and panties while Bobby only wears a long black sweater. Bobby works Miaís boobs out to suck before letting Mia explore her breasts. As Bobby licks and fingers Mia, Brett joins them so the ladies turn their oral attentions toward his cock and getting him ready. Brett fucks Bobbyís pussy missionary style while Mia licks it before Mia lies back for him to fuck her slit. He gives it to Miaís ass doggie style before going back to fuck Bobbyís pussy in missionary. Brett takes one last buttfucking with Mia and bones Bobbyís beaver again before finally letting the girls share a facial.
I really wanted to like this scene. The girls donít look too bad and start things off nicely. Unfortunately, it quickly loses its momentum with dead vocals and way too much camera mugging. I was also disappointed that Bobby didnít take it in the ass. This scene had some nice potential, but a sloppy feel and a lack of chemistry held it back.
Dirty Anal Whores is a quickly forgettable fuck flick. The scenes all felt cheap and slapped together. Thereís plenty of background noises, tons of camera mugging, and a feeling that whoever was behind the camera knows just enough about how to operate a camera to be dangerous. The girls seemed like they were being coached to be as vocal as possible, which made their performances feel fake, and also to mug the camera, which made them look like they werenít into their partner. Dirty Anal Whores is one of those bad movies thatís bad enough to not be enjoyable and yet not bad enough to even be laughable. Thereís a reason Dirty Anal Whores are left in dark alleys.
The Extra StuffThe photo gallery lasts four and a quarter minutes with about five seconds per very nice looking snapshot or full screen photo. Thereís also bonus footage and a behind the scenes featurette.
The bonus footage lasts just past three minutes. Kody Coxx, formerly known as Honey, starts things out stripping down and sucking a little cock on all fours. After a couple minutes the guy pops on her tongue and she waves goodbye. Itís almost a bonus scene, but feels a little too short and chopped up. Afterwards thereís a trailer for one of them rap porno movies that had me skipping past it before I even knew what it was.
The behind the scenes featurette lasts nearly eleven minutes. Rachel starts things out with a little disagreement when it looks like the director tries changing things on her when she gets to the set. After a little behind the scenes sex, Trixie poses for a few photos and then sucks the camera guyís cock. He has her bend over to pop on her ass, but when Trixie tells him that she has a sponge in he decides to fuck her from behind instead. He takes a few pumps and then sprays his seed on her back. After sheís all warmed up it moves on with a bit of Mark Davis taking care of Rachel and another girl talking with a guy. Itís a pretty good behind the scenes featurette. Iíll admit that the cameraman sex turned me off a bit, but it does show a bit of the behind the scenes stuff that few others show.
The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff
Themes: Straight, anal, ass to mouth, masturbation, toys, swallowing, lesbian, and group
Raincoat Factor: High
Condom Usage: None
The Bottom Line:Currently, many of Antiguaís DVDs can be found online for between about $15 and $25 with stores offering them all over in between. Aim low or rent this one first. The sex leaves plenty to be desired and the movie is extremely short. The technical aspects also fall short, but there is some nice effort put into the extras.
Note to Antigua Pictures: Itís nice to see you putting effort towards things like the extras, but for now try to concentrate on polishing up your main features. There was a lot of slop throughout the entire thing, and it all felt kind of slapped together. You might also want to try giving the guys a little credit as well.
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