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Diary of a Horny Housewife

Studio: Penthouse
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astroknight's ratings for Diary of a Horny Housewife:
Overall Rating 3 stars
Diary of a Horny Housewife overall rating 3 stars
Female Looks Diary of a Horny Housewife Female looks rating 3.5 stars
Male Looks Diary of a Horny Housewife Male looks rating 3.5 stars
Sex Diary of a Horny Housewife Sex rating 4 stars
 
Plot/Acting Diary of a Horny Housewife Plot/Acting rating 0 stars
Extras Diary of a Horny Housewife DVD Extras rating 3.5 stars
Audio/Video Quality Diary of a Horny Housewife A/V Quality rating 4 stars
Worth$15.00
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Reviewed by astroknight  on  12/22/2009

The Little Details

Running Time: 93 min.

Production Date: 2009

Director: Cash Markman

Cast: Angelina Ash, Holly Sampson, Jana Jordan, Nikita Von James, Roxanne Hall, Tanya James, Dane Cross, Evan Stone, Niko, Tommy Gunn, and India Summer and Kris Slater in non-sex roles

The Short Story

Initial Expectations: Penthouse's movies can be a little hit or miss for me, but they've had a charm lately that's worked for me and leaves me looking forward to more.

Initial Reaction: It's fairly simple, but also fun and with plenty of heat.

Who Should Watch It : Anybody wanting sex with fairly simple setups and nice chemistry without worrying about the action getting too hard or nasty.

Who Should Avoid It: Anybody wanting nastier sex

The Technical Stuff

Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are nicely done. The audio is clear and well balanced and I didn't notice any background noises. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks very nice. It's well lit and has a slight softness that works well for the presentation.

Music: The music is fairly generic for a couples movie, but is extremely easy to look past due to how quietly it rests in the background.

Borderline False Advertising: India Summer is listed in the middle of the cast. Although she's definitely in the movie, as she sets up every scene, she never takes part in a sex scene. Listed as she is in the cast it definitely appears that she'd be in a sexual role, and because of this I'm deducting a half point from the overall score.

Menus: The main menu is okay and blends a little minor animation with a few stills for an okay first impression. The chapter menu shows a touch of effort and lets you choose a scene based on a small clip of each scene and the name(s) of the girl(s) in it.

The Feature

Diary of a Horny Housewife keeps things pretty simple. Each scene is setup by brunette India, who's looking might nice in a little baby blue lingerie, writing Penthouse letters about wives cheating on their men.

Scene 1 Angelina Ash and Tommy Gunn

Masseuse Tommy gives dirty blonde Angelina a good rub complete with plenty of oil, and even helps her stretch out before moving in to kiss her stomach. He quickly makes his way down to eat her bald pierced pussy while she gives him plenty of vocal approval. Tommy picks Angelina up and moves her to the couch to spoon her, and she mixes in plenty of sucking and stroking as they continue to fuck cowgirl and doggie style. Finally, Tommy lets go with a nice load on Angelina's tits.

This is a very nice opening scene. The setup is definitely cheese and a bit generic, but there's great chemistry between Angelina and Tommy that helps it past the setup. The action is also very very nicely captured and moves along at a good pace. This is a simple scene, but also a very effective one.



Scene 2 Roxanne Hall and Dane Cross

Roxanne is happy that not only does her son come home from college, but he brings his friend Dane along as well. When Dane comes inside and drips water on the floor he nervously apologizes while Roxanne puts the moves on him and then starts sucking Dane's cock in plain view of her son napping outside. They move further inside to a couch where Roxanne lets Dane help her strip down and admire her body a bit before she rides him reverse cowgirl style. She turns around for the traditional cowgirl ride before laying back for a little missionary work. Finally, Dane pulls out and pops a nice load on Roxanne's stomach that she tastes with her finger before giving Dane a small kiss and sending him back out to cool off in the pool.

This is another nice scene. Roxanne does a nice job as the seductress with Dane being every bit as good as the nervous young guy. They both put out some nice energy and have very nice chemistry that's well captured. This is another simple but well done scene.



Scene 3 Tanya James and Niko

When hubby goes out of town on business and tells wife Tanya to have some fun, she orders it in in the form of Niko, who shows up in a leather jacket and cowboy hat that he happily strips out of for her as she watches from the bed in a sexy black and white bra and panties. Tanya plays with herself lightly while watching him before he joins her on the bed and goes right to admiring her body with plenty of kisses mixed in. Niko moves down to eat her bald pussy before letting her suck and titty fuck his cock in return, and then moves on to fuck her bow and arrow and missionary style. Tanya also takes a turn riding him reverse cowgirl style before letting him fuck her doggie style with a little hair pulling mixed in. Finally Niko pulls out and pops on Tanya's ass.

This is a pretty good scene. Tanya looks very nice and puts out some great smiles and looks to urge Niko on. There's plenty of energy and chemistry that comes out between them, and as usual it's nicely captured and edited together. There's something about this scene that didn't work quite as well for me as the others, but I'm not quite sure what it is. This is a decent scene that lags slightly behind most of the others.



Scene 4 Jana Jordan and Nikita Von James

Bottle blonde Nikita, wearing only a pair of bug-eyed shades, joins bottle blonde Jana to rub a bit of lotion on her. Jana tells her how her man asked her to marry her, but she doesn't think she could settle for being a housewife before Nikita's hands start wandering around her. They kiss passionately before Jana sucks Nikita's tits and than lays back for a bit of tongue and finger action for her pussy. Jana happily licks and fingers Nikita in return before they sixty-nine. They finish up bumping and grinding their pussies together before getting up to enjoy an adult looking beverage.

This is an okay scene. The girls are both plenty hot, but they also look extremely generic for porn as tattooed bottle blondes with Nikita's implants making her all the more generic. The girls seem to enjoy each other, but I wasn't fond of how much the scene leaned towards gyno-cam shots. This scene barely even made it to the average mark for me and easily ended up as the weakest in the movie for me.



Scene 5 Holly Sampson and Evan Stone

Busty bottle blonde Holly things she has the perfect life, except for when she runs out of milk. Thankfully she has milkman Evan who satisfies that need and more. After a little corny smalltalk they kiss passionately and he lifts her up on the counter to start stripping her down. He drops down to lick and finger her pussy around her panties before standing up to fuck it. Holly rolls over so he can fuck her from behind with a few ass slaps mixed in before letting him fuck her missionary style. Finally Holly gets down for a nice facial finish.

This is a very nice final scene to the movie. The opening is corny but adds some nice humor due to Holly and Evan both playing it up very nicely. I was very surprised at how little cocksucking there was in the scene, but the chemistry is hot enough between Holly and Evan that it's far from a complaint. This is a hot and fun final scene.



Diary of a Horny Housewife is a fun little couples friendly fuck flick. The setups and simple and often generic, but they end up working surprisingly well due to plenty of very good chemistry among the cast. The movie did stumble a little in the middle with Tanya James taking on Niko and Jana Jordan getting it on with Nikita Von James, but it never stumbles to the point that it can't recover. Most of the scenes are very well captured and do a great job of showing couples who enjoy sex and know what they're doing. I think Angelina Ash's opening scene might be my favorite, but Holly Sampson's closing scene is right up there with it. The only complaint I can really have is that India Summer has a non-sex role as they storyteller, but that wouldn't come close to being a complaint had she not been listed in the cast as prominently as she is. Diary of a Horny Housewife isn't anything that's going to reinvent the porn wheel, but it is a very nice distraction for couples looking for something to help get them in the mood.

The Extra Stuff

The photo gallery lasts just under six minutes with about five seconds per nice looking snapshot. Trailers are included for Oriental Babysitters, My Wife's A Tramp, The Fetish Mansion, Secrets of a Trophy Wife, The Penthouse Pet's Guide to Blowjobs, and Confessions of a Cam Girl. There's also a bonus scene with accompanying photo gallery.

Bonus Scene Diana Doll and Mr. Pete

The bonus scene comes from My Wife's a Tramp. Mr. Pete lays back in jeans and a white wifebeater opening up his pants so sluttily dressed blonde Diana can go right to happily sucking and stroking his cock. He reaches around to play with her pussy a bit as she sucks him before eagerly eating her box as she lays back on the couch with legs spread for him. Mr. Pete also mixes in a little ass licking, a few spanks, and a little fingerplay for Diana's pussy before fucking it missionary style. She lets him spoon her before getting up for a reverse cowgirl ride, and then sucks him clean before riding him in the traditional cowgirl. Finally, Diana gets down to take a decent pop on her face.

This is a pretty good scene. Diana looks plenty hot, and nicely slutty to start things out. She has great chemistry with Mr. Pete, and they each put out some very nice energy. There's nothing really unique or outstanding about the scene, but it is nicely solid and does just what it wants to very well.



The Down -n- Dirty Sex Stuff

Themes: Straight, tease, titty fucking, and lesbian

Raincoat Factor: High

Condom Usage: None

The Bottom Line:

Currently, many Penthouse DVDs can be found online for between about $17 and $25 with several stores offering them for around $20. The low end isn't too bad of a price for what you get. The movie is light and fun, and has plenty of chemistry with well captured sex. The technical aspects are well done and there's a touch of effort put into the extras with a decent bonus scene. This is a fun little fuck flick.

Note to Penthouse: Thanks for showing just how much strong chemistry can do for a scene.

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