Running Time: 123 min.
Production Date: None given
Director: Sid Knox
Cast: Brandy, Chelsea Mourning, Janie Lane, Lizz Tayler, Natalie, Andy, Daniel Hunter, Levine, Rollin J., and Sonny Hicks
Audio /Video Quality: The technical aspects are okay. The audio is nicely balanced, but there's a fair amount of minor background noise, hissing, and humming from the camera. The video is presented in anamorphic widescreen and looks okay. The lighting is a bit inconsistent at times and there's a bit of noticeable pixelation with camera work that's pretty standard for what appears to be a handheld gonzo movie.
False Advertising: Although the cover lists a pop shot recap, I couldn't find it on the DVD and am deducting a half point from the overall score because of it.
The Movie: Diabolic Big Ass Amateurs hooks up five couples fresh to porn with Sid Knox. Normally Sid talks with them and lets the girls show off before letting them get down and dirty.
|Scene 1 – Brandy and Levine|
Brandy, a cute brunette with big titties and plenty of fairly trashy tattoos, along with her man Levine chats with Sid behind the camera. She strips down before joining Levine back on the couch for a little kissing before stripping off her panties and laying back to play with herself. Levine moves in for her to suck his cock as she rubs her nub and then moves in to rub it for her. He fucks Brandy missionary style before letting her on top for a cowgirl ride. She sucks Levine clean before riding him reverse cowgirl style, and although she positions herself for some doggie action he instead has her suck him a little more and then gives it to her missionary style. Brandy keeps giving Levine more head as he seems to have some wood problems and then moves on with a little more cowgirl fucking and some doggie action. They mix in a little more missionary work before Brandy takes Levine's load in her mouth and swallows it down.
|Scene 2 – Chelsea Mourning and Sonny Hicks|
Chelsea, a fairly trashy looking auburn haired woman with a multitude of ink who gives a vibe of being straight from the street corner, shows off in a little pink and black skirt and panties before Sonny joins her to eat and finger her shaved slit. She sucks his cock in return with some decent enthusiasm and nice eyes before letting him take her from behind. Chelsea makes sure to mix in a little more head for Sonny as she rides him cowgirl style and lays back for some cowgirl action. Finally, Chelsea gets down for an enthusiastic facial finish compete with the swallow to top it off.
|Scene 3 – Janie Lane and Andy|
Andy starts out talking about how he's wanted brunette Janie to do a scene for a while, and his persistence finally broke her down. She shows off for Sid and his camera and masturbates before big boned white boy Andy returns for her to suck his cock. Janie plays with herself and strokes Andy a bit more before riding him in the cowgirls. She also lets him take her from behind before the scene cuts to Andy decorating Janie's tits with his seed.
|Scene 4 – Lizz Tayler and Daniel Hunter|
Daniel and Lizz chat with Sid a bit about how they met and sex before Lizz breaks out her great tits to show off. Soon after she's showing off her killer ass, kissing Daniel, and helping him strip down so they can get down to action. He sucks her tits as she plays with herself and then moves down to eat Lizz's box. Lizz sucks Daniel in return before showing off her ass a bit more with a cowgirl ride. She sucks him clean before riding him reverse cowgirl style and lets him have a little more head before getting on all fours for Daniel to take her from behind. They finish fucking missionary style before Daniel lets Lizz have a very impressive load that goes from her stomach all the way up to her face.
|Scene 5 – Natalie and Rollin J.|
Brunette Natalie and her garage band looking man Rollin chat with Natalie giving a quick look at her “Brianna Love” booty. She strips down to show off her ass and nicely natural tits and plays with her shaved pussy a little before Rollin moves in to eat and finger it. He fucks Natalie missionary style before laying back so she can suck and stroke his cock. She has Rollin give it to her doggie style before riding him cowgirl style, and then lays back for a little more missionary work. They finish fucking doggie style before Rollin lets Natalie have a nice pop on her ass.
Diabolic Big Ass Amateurs is an average release to the point of being almost completely forgettable. The girls all seem fresh, and has much more of an amateur feel to it than many other “amateur” movies that have come out over the last year or so. Cover girl Lizz Tayler is easily the biggest draw here, and puts out the best scene in the movie without even a shadow of a doubt. Unfortunately her scene is the only one in the movie to make it past the average mark. The rest of the scenes are all very average with stars that just plain aren't that attractive. Brandy and Chelsea's excessive ink were a huge turnoff for me and with the exception of Daniel Hunter, the entire male cast struggles to get up to a below average level between their looks and the amount of wood problems they appear to have been happening. As for the “Big Ass” aspect, it seems all but forgotten through most of the movie. Yes, the girls have nice asses, but as an ass man I forgot this was supposed to be a “big ass” movie until I looked at the box most of the way through the movie. If not for Lizz Tayler, Diabolic Big Ass Amateurs would be so forgettable that I'm not sure I'd remember anything about it five minutes after popping it out of the player.
The Extras: The photo gallery lasts about a minute and a half. There's also nearly nine minutes of trailers.
Condom Usage: None
Final Thoughts: Rent it if you're a fan of Lizz Tayler or in desperate need of a few fresh faces.
Note to Diabolic: I hope you put a little more effort into your releases so that you can become more of a contender in the quality of your releases again.
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